The tank is the most honest machine, it will not be judged about your wallet, and not everyone will want to hang on the road.

Wow, what do you do?
Yes, I paint the eggs in camouflage green.
It is still far from Easter.
Yes, it’s not about Easter, I’ve got a whirlwind XD

Chef: - Lenocka, what does "The Head of the Department of Azky" mean?
Lennochka – Oh! Head of the stock...

Today the teacher murdered. and. and. He explained the method of mathematical induction. and. and.by :
Imagine you were dropped with a parachute. You’ve got somewhere, you’re trying to talk to one person, and you notice that he’s crazy. You’re talking to the second, third, N-n-n – they’re all nonsense! You think you’ve landed on an alien planet, but in fact you’ve just landed in the yard of DURDOM.

You say, youth is bad, school is inadequate.
Here is the official correspondence between our director and the boss.

XXX is
Sanya
YYYY
What did he want?
XXX is
You should have said "a"
YYYY
A is
XXX is
I am on!! The frog fell!! to

Seeker> The Other! This is the happiest day of my life, haha!!!! to
Boba_Tolia> Did you finally catch up? Respect to you ?
Seeker> Fuck with marishka, I am about another. For almost six months, I collected bubbles to all the places in the theater, calculated and measured, invited almost the entire stream there, and the fox was able to write on the terminal, where the places show,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am happy!!! to
Bab_Tola> Mda... So Marinka is still free?

The internet unites.
I was especially aware of this when a former German from Israel called me, a Russian programmer, in Syria, asking why the server of a Chinese firm hosted in the Netherlands began to behave incorrectly.

He died of an excess of feelings, among which the feelings of hunger prevailed.
Cold and thirsty.

I went to the girl in the suburbs - 40 kilometers from Samara. I sat on the sidewalk, on the back seat besides me an older woman on the outskirts of the village, then in the middle of the boys sat years 14-15, and, by the way, I am a 20-year-old guy, not the hillest set, unbarred.
In general, I traveled somewhere halfway, I see, the boy begins to fall asleep on the move simply, straight with his nose. In five minutes, he is cut out completely, and puts a bark on my shoulder... The driver burns this matter in the mirror, and sits, shit, licking. Well, I decided to cuddle... I put so carefully the boy’s hand on his thigh... the boy wakes up, looks at me. I say so, gently:
"Do you feel comfortable, dear?"
His eyes should have been seen.
The driver was roaring so that we barely flew into the quilt))))

Why didn’t you take the wool out of the garden?! to
I couldn’t, there was a lot of work.
WOW: When I got married to you, I didn’t think you would have a job first, not a family first!
Q: And when you added to the message "Hello. How to do? Let’s meet you!"I didn’t think I would marry you

My sister put the headphones in her ears and let me dust. I watched football and it was noisy. Quietly pulled the vacuum cleaner out of the roof. And she, like nothing else, preelose on the carpet, pressed the curling button of the cable and stuck it in the warehouse.

I am preparing for the candidate minimum in philosophy. The technician himself. Wikipedia, article "The History of Science":

B. Russell distinguishes three types of nonsense:

1st meaningless words in meaningful combinations
Example: The glowing bush damages the bushing bush and the bushing bushing.

2nd meaningful words in meaningless combinations
Example: “fried ice”, “The moon multiplies four-angle”

Three meaningless words in meaningless combinations
Example: Philosophy

You will not argue :)

I decided to quit teenage drunkenness.
Previously, I could drink at least 5 liters of beer and in the morning fresh as a cucumbers...
Yesterday was City Day. I drank 0.2 juice of orange "Favourite S@d"... In the morning, natural shrimp, sausage, etc. and so on.
Attention to the question to the experts: Which shit?

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In the steppe covered with dust,
A man was sitting and crying.
Then came the Creator of the universe.
After stopping, he said:
I am a friend of the humiliated and the poor,
I am the poor of the shore,
I know a lot of words.
I am your God. I can everything.
I am saddened by your sad face,
What trouble are you close to?and "
And the man said, “I am Russian.”
And God cried with him.

by Nikolai Zinoviev

From Forum

Who knows what type of phone?
[Photo of]
Judging by the keyboard is Chinese noname.
Is this a normal company?

My father is passionate about working on the compass. His mother approaches him, glimpses his baldness and gently calls for dinner. The father, not separating, apparently, also wants to kindly answer her. My favorite words are sunflower and rabbit. In the head there is an infernal synthesis, and at the exit there is a haircut)) That evening the father was left hungry...

And my cat is sure that if you look at the door for a long time and knock, it will open on its own, and if it does not listen for a long time, it must be scratched.

A familiar uncle said:
When I served in the army, we had one guy who cut himself up. They pulled it out of the loop, and the grandmother dropped. Well, let’s say, put your foot in the shoe on a piece of paper, put it, wrapped it with a pen, and write inside the contour "If it wasn’t the boots of solbat, you would fuck, you bab, NATO soldiers". We turn it in a envelope and send it to the ex-girlfriend. Soon comes the answer. We open the envelope - there is the same sheet, the shoe is wrapped and it is written "If it wasn't this cockroach - you would shake, sweetheart, in a cockroach".
Chouak immediately changed his mind to suicide :)

It is not the president who has not dismissed the prime ministers.