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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10998
 11.10.2008
From the ixbt.com forum

"I knew the girl. She was taken directly from the institute by the head of the OJSC for $5,000 a month (or something like that), as well as a service car with a driver and a three-room apartment. Moscow in the early 1990s. A great job. About six months later he went to jail."

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10997
 11.10.2008
Balin, the evening ended worse nowhere... I didn’t give Yulka
Listen, shut up, want to know, puppy, what is the worst ending of the evening? It is when after a protectively exhausting day of work you go with a full plate of hot borscht into your room to calmly eat and watch a relaxing movie and on the road you remember that for two days at the entrance hangs an embrace, that in the evening the electricity will be cut off... without having time to look at the clock, you find yourself at the Negro in a deep ass. Walking along the azimut in half a step from the note, you hit the tail of your beloved cat, who in the darkness without any problems finds with his teeth and nails your gentle neck... and falling with the hellish mate you pour your note and your beloved with a very delicious and Warm Borsche... I write this from the phone.
Oh, oh, so I had a wonderful evening.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10996
 11.10.2008
Found a great word in Croatian - "collision" - "sukobljavamo". What an accurate language.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10995
 10.10.2008
of Irok:
I remember the joke ?
Verrrra...
Let it
of Irok:
You know..when a girl wants to seduce a guy, they usually do so - O:-)oh, I was so in a rush to meet you that I forgot to wear trousers (and guys fuck)....
I’m coming to Andrew, he’s sitting. O :-) oh... I was so rushed to your parish and clean up and shower after work to take that I didn’t have time to dress the cowards)))))))))) I fucking slipped off the chair))))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10994
 10.10.2008
In our zoo through the fence on the side of the rhinoceros someone wrote: DES + ANYA = BEGIMOT! ))) Love is...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10993
 10.10.2008
Snoopy is fucking! Well, the creators didn’t know that Potter would later be messing up with Ginny. They took the role of a murderous mouse, and Rowling submitted them to the pig afterwards.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10992
 10.10.2008
Eptha, yesterday the topic was.Brother ate and decided to go to the night club.Kurtka, a man of understanding, left home on the street Dubak, and he is hot!)))
WOW : and?
xxxh: In the club, it was obvious, was dressed even more.I was going to leave, went to the closet and started demanding a jacket.)))
Yippidy yi)
I guess he’d cured them, but he came home in a jacket!! to
See also :DDD

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10991
 10.10.2008
If a shirt is hanged on a hangover, it will not be hanged!! to
YYYY: OO to LAN?! to
XXX: Take a Risk
All these new fashion things are not for me.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10990
 10.10.2008
Everyone who posts quotes about their girls, starting with "my favorite" and then writing all kinds of shit about how she was fucked and about what they then communicated...I wish your girls read what shit you write about them. That you, Gandhi, remain alone and tremble in solitude.
The one who is hectic and trembles about sex with his girlfriend is apparently lost his virginity recently and just wants to share it with the whole world. Oh, how funny it is, oh, a nice condom... Kill yourself, little girl.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10989
 10.10.2008
Girlfriend burned - she called her husband "Yurick - Brave liver"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10988
 10.10.2008
XXX: I slowly squeeze your hand under the hood.
yyy: And what is there?))
XXX: The Magician! There are cakes!! to
You are a goat.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10987
 10.10.2008
Will you give me a pillow from my salary?

Kexiq: a knife

Lika : No. and gentler)

Kexiq is a knife.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10986
 10.10.2008
The Church does not deny the existence of bicycles.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10985
 10.10.2008
I read a classwork in Russian from my brother, 2nd grade:
Painted
Stand up
Poetry
O O O O O O O

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10984
 10.10.2008
Another disadvantage of red ants - they are poorly noticeable on chocolate (((

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10983
 10.10.2008
In a couple, the
Machine oil serves to reduce friction between parts, as well as to remove wear products.
Voice from the back:
Why do foods squeeze in the nose?!...
YuRiX

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10982
 10.10.2008
He is *fuck you*
She: I don’t have that smiley.
He: I also have...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10981
 10.10.2008
From the summary:

Previous place of work: cemetery, granite workshop
Reason for dismissal: not season

O_O

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10980
 10.10.2008
Well, that’s why the thick stick with the pen is so similar to antiperspirant...I went into the universe when I was walking, feeling like a penguin...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10979
 10.10.2008
Subject: The Routes

Damn how funny it is to look at these poor people. Abandoned by the world.
Throw away the mirror.

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