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[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №157757
 16.03.2022
Spring has arrived this year. No one to rejoice

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №157756
 16.03.2022
Once Igor Stravinsky, while in Italy, went to an antique store.
How much does this vase cost? He turned to the owner.
“Six thousand liras,” the owner replied. “But we are ready to sell you this vase for four thousand. Just because it is you.
The polished composer paid the money and thought, "And yet it's not bad to be famous."
Where to send the vase?
at the National Hotel.
And who?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №157755
 16.03.2022
There will be nothing! No Facebook, no Instagram or Twitter. One full TV!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №157754
 15.03.2022
An offer to a younger girl: dragged to me, wine, music, movies

An offer to an older girl: driven to me, home quiet, nothing to cook, I have lightproof curtains and an orthopedic mattress. Plus a whole box of creams for all parts of the body, there is a bath foam and herbal tea. We go to bed at 10 o’clock, we turn off the alarms, the bed is very large, you can sleep at least two stars next door.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №157753
 15.03.2022
I worked as a guide, had to go with a group of foreigners from Moscow to Vladivostok. There was in that group a Canadian of French descent, a classy positive uncle aged 55. At a welcome dinner in Moscow after a couple of glasses, among other things, he said: "You, guides, like all Russians, smile little, I think, in such a long way in such a wonderful company we will fix it!“”

After a lot of rainy days on the road, somewhere closer to Baikal, I noticed that he was already ordering a foot of water for dinner at the restaurant to start and silently drinking. “I corrected it,” I thought.

[ + 29 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157752
 15.03.2022
How quickly a huge number of people who thought “Who else if not him” changed their mind to “Who would only not him.”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №157751
 15.03.2022
In December 1992, Chubais was appointed chairman of the State Council. the Russian Federation Committee on the Management of State Property and was in fact responsible for privatization. Remember how it ended?
In March 1997, Chubais was appointed First Deputy Prime Minister of the Russian Federation and at the same time Minister of Finance of the Russian Federation. Then, in 1998, Chubais was appointed special representative of the president for relations with international financial institutions and held talks with the IMF and the World Bank. Do you remember the fallout of August 1998?
In April 1998 Chubais was appointed Chairman of the Board of RAO "EEC of Russia". Remember the accident in Moscow in 2005? These are small things. As a result, in July 2008, RAO EEC was liquidated.
In September 2008, Chubais was appointed general director of the state. Russian Corporation of Nanotechnologies (Since 2010 OJSC Rosnano). Yes, the same Rosnano, about whom all joked and mocked who were not lazy.
- And now the cherry on the cake: In December 2020, Chubais was appointed a special. representative of the President of the Russian Federation on relations with international organizations for achieving the Sustainable Development Goals. I got there, fucking.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №157750
 15.03.2022
Tell me, and printing houses on a color printer dollars and euros is another article for counterfeiting or already a medal for import substitution?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №157749
 15.03.2022
What’s wrong with a free VPN?



Tagged: phishing



zzz: VPS with wireguard solves the issue. And if you add more DNS over TLS, it is generally the norm. And again, if there is a home server (these people are many, yes), then you can use nginx as a DPI and blocked traffic to send through a proxy to a remote VPS with a proxy or VPN. Yes, phishing on sites that support TLS v1.3 is no longer especially and relevant. By the way, due to the DPI on nginx, it is quite possible to wrap up part of the blocked traffic in TOR.



XXX: Go out to your yard

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №157748
 14.03.2022
I (at any age): I do something

Mom: You are doing the wrong thing! Must be so and so! It should be here, but it shouldn’t be here at all!

I: - Mom, I know what to do, go to bed and rest.

Mom: - You can't say anything, you constantly argue, you always do everything!

I am : :(

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157747
 14.03.2022
Most of the talents were lost by the unlimited possibilities of gray.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157746
 14.03.2022
The contributor says:
“I have 10k euros. In order for me to take them, Sber offers me to sell them first to him for 114 rubles, and then buy $140 (because they only issue dollars). In total, for my 10k euros I will get 8k dollars.”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №157745
 14.03.2022
The state sign issued the first batch of American dollars. According to the conclusion of experts, the dollar notes printed in Russia are not inferior to the American analogue, and in a number of parameters are superior.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №157744
 14.03.2022
As in Moscow salt 1000r per gram. You have 20g per kg. Is that the kitchen?



Yyy: Oh, and we still fuck women here in the province. Village of S.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157743
 14.03.2022
Xxx: Laughing at the names of taxi drivers is Moveton, who will arrive at Kia Rio in 12 minutes

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №157742
 13.03.2022
Yesterday at the exit of one of the night establishments of Tashkent.

Boy (10-12 years old), drunk uncle (45-50 years old): Uncle, buy a strawberry.

Uncle: Well, I haven’t eaten chicken for a long time. He buys a smell, starts a conversation with the boy. What are you doing here so late?

Boy: I help my mom sell the strawberry.

D: Boy, why is it here?

M: There are a lot of rich people here, they can buy a lot of strawberries. I will grow up and be the same. “It laughs.”

D: Logically, just remember – the people here are not happy, they pretend to be happy. Actually, happy people sleep at home with their wives and children. The hell here is full.

M: So you’re not happy either?

D: It bites the smell. and Zhou. He responds very calmly. “Yes, I’m not happy either.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №157741
 13.03.2022
Xxx: I noticed that I had people in my cart whose contacts I had removed a long time ago (even before I first installed the telegram). These contacts are not in Watsapp, nor in Google contacts. Why is it happening?



Yyy: Who are you?



Zzzz: How cute it is :)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №157740
 13.03.2022
Xxx: In the house next to mine lived a boy, Cole, who always liked to play with us — with the girls. It would be nothing, but Cole then went to the first class, and we were already in the seventh. He once told my friends that when he grew up, he would marry me. Colla smiled confusedly, and we laughed loudly.

In a month I will be 31 years old. Cole, where are you? 😉



Yyy: Kolya grew up and became smarter simply.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №157739
 13.03.2022
In Одноклассники complain about refugees from Facebook and Instagram. Naked, arrogant, always drunk. They make shit in comments, steal valuations and gifts.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №157738
 13.03.2022
The horse has a prospect.

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