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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147745
 30.12.2017
> It would be a great profession - the carrier-adjustable piano. In reality, there are five different people.

I see, there is another master of classical anecdotal ending.
The Five.
Wiping of Tears
thank you.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147744
 30.12.2017
aaa: I would also add to the [blocking] list an ad with shock content from the section “Doctors were in shock.”
BBB: It’s basic to do it yourself. All you need is...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147743
 30.12.2017
4:48 pm
Director of communications of the Russian network of fast food restaurants Burger King Ivan Shestov addressed the bike club "Night Wolves" with the offer for thirty million rubles to work on the New Year's holidays on the delivery of hamburgers and on the condition to be renamed "Night Elephants".

4:48 pm
Ally Mla...Bugga

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147742
 30.12.2017
> "Does it make sense for us to continue living together if you don’t want to do what I want?"

I am also surprised that is not so. She wants to do one thing, he wants to do another, and no one wants to waste his time doing something he doesn’t need. The conclusion is: do something together. If they had eight more lives in stock, you could first do, for example, something compromising, then try to build a family and life as she wants, then - as he wants... But in any case - why?! After all, you can right now and right here live your life with the one (and) who suits the way it is arranged for you. What to do for this? It is right: stop pushing the unflattering and blowing up the unflattering. I would also not agree to live with a person who, say, does not want to follow the expressions, respect my dignity and personal space. Or solve household problems together. Or he wants to communicate with me much more/less than I want and can. Do you want to continue such relationships?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №147741
 30.12.2017
A decent male dignity is already a property.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147740
 30.12.2017
There are many wonderful promises ahead of us in the coming year! Up to March 18th (inclusive)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147739
 30.12.2017
I never liked clowns.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY In my childhood, they seemed terribly vulgar. Actually, I didn’t know this word, so I couldn’t explain it to anyone.
XXX: I am just very stupid.
xxx: No, I now understand that they are cool artists and all that.
But the whole image of the clown is disgusting.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Although I was not impressed.
YYY: The pollinator looks cool.
XXX: so Polynin is the hypocrites
X: He’s in the circus now, you know?
The clowns took over the circus.
Listen, you have now described in three words as accurately as possible what is happening in the country.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147738
 30.12.2017
“The scanner operators don’t mind talking. I was driving one morning to death without sleeping, on the screen were the usual contours of objects, except for the unusual two. I asked the scanner operator: "What is this in my backpack". He replied: “It looks like a plywood, there is no danger of terrorism.”

But I couldn’t have a stall, I remembered it. I wondered what happened and forgot. It turned out, cabbage.”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147737
 29.12.2017
And my parents say that I read it from cork to cork (I can read from 5 years old, so I read running to 8 years old). Recently re-opened (37 years), so, if necessary, the reference to the book to throw before the conference, read two chapters while looking, the brain began to smoke, and the mouth to the thing broke out "so for mud, mill?";

This is proof of the different ways of thinking at different ages. It may have been read, but consciously - no, the awareness has not grown.
She herself, reading "The Inhabited Island" in the first class, sincerely thought that "the tank on raw plutonium" used as a fuel - wet plutonium, she didn't even think that something was wrong here. What is plutonium already knew, dad-physicist - and you will not know at 7 years of age. But yes, when I re-read at 15, I realized that Nifiga then, at 7 years old, did not understand at all, although it is simpler than Machiavelli. Stephen King at the age of 11-12 read generally "without emotions", quite like adventure books. Now, at 30, I can't read something, for example, "Confrontation" - I understand too much how the existential horror of an imminent fatal epidemic, the loss of loved ones, the death of starvation in the chamber of an extinct police station and so on.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №147736
 29.12.2017
Do you want to legalize doping? The laboratories also compete. Like a team in Formula 1.
- Once it was so... until one of the athletes died right on the distance.
Athletes must live for at least one month after the competition. If he dies, he loses his medals.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147735
 29.12.2017
"And they become psychologists."

The sociologists! Social scientists, don’t confuse them.
And so yes, Asimov, "Profession" =)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147734
 29.12.2017
Justas00: Well, I once traveled to Vladivostok by train to acquainted foreigners I tell about a week in the train they always ask and you lived a week in the train

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №147733
 29.12.2017
And don’t remember that these cleaners have done such a genius that they should all be respected?

Here, by the way, is the visible difference in the mentality of the beast and the cultural man. A cultural person a priori respects the other, then the latter may lose respect by committing some evil deed. A priori Buddle does not respect anyone, for some reason others should deserve respect "".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147732
 29.12.2017
In my time, to drop from 109 to 84, I only had four habits.

This is what "in its time". I had to gain weight in the army, despite "not a second of rest" - so when I returned in two months I spent everything accumulated. At a young age, the metabolism is much sharper.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147731
 29.12.2017
...that I may not declare myself to be a knower of his will, that I may not build any temples in his honor, that I may not represent him, or confess rites, that I may not disturb him by my ignorance. And let no one on earth believe that he knows Him better than I know Him.

Please correct me if I am wrong, but I think you just invented agnosticism.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147730
 29.12.2017
I am so indifferent to the heat.
I am especially lenient.
When I wash and shave,
Life afflicts me again and again.

Quietly heard in the kitchen Tick-Tac,
Only rolltons on the table.
Advertising works as
The energy of the crazy era.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №147729
 29.12.2017
xxx: Arrived, the best pilot I’ve flying with, perfectly smooth takeoff and drop, the softest landing on three points. young man
When drunk they fly very carefully.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147728
 29.12.2017
There are two ways to lose weight quickly. Exacerbation of gastritis (this is a mild option): a week you walk and chew, still at least a month you live on a diet "nothing at least as delicious" and drugs, in the side of which a decrease in appetite. And the second method (this is a hardcore variant): intestinal infection. Two weeks of temperature and rinse on both sides, antibiotics as desired. Very reliable method, I do not recommend it to anyone. =) is

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147727
 29.12.2017

here here :
I am familiar with these "reasonable". Their children fainted at school from hunger.

To feed a child, especially until the state in which he fails, you do not need a lot of money. Falling into starvation is generally quite difficult, this is not everybody does during wars. Just a note.

Not literally from hunger, probably, but low hemoglobin due to unbalanced nutrition can quite cause fainting.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №147726
 29.12.2017
On the New Year holidays for users from Russia, the developers added this feature. Before January 15, Alice will name not only the exact time and day of the month, but also the year.

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