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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9975
 15.09.2008
In English, the abbreviation “l10n” is sometimes used for the word “localization”. The number 10 represents the number of missed letters between “l” and “n”.

and UGU. From this and the name of the port in fre, for example,
/usr/ports/ Russian/kde4-l10n/

Nevertheless, the main hit the quote, in which immediately some dolboeb "strangely" thought to reduce the word hook. And although that quote is not much more astute than this, it reflects the modern politics of the modernists of Bash.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9974
 15.09.2008
So to be...
If I see this quote in the abyss, I will quit smoking, go to the dentist, I will stop lying and walk couples.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №9973
 15.09.2008
Fuck... we Russians are so harsh that we wipe off the license wipes and put pirate HR :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9972
 15.09.2008
XXX is
I have trouble at work...
YYYY
What??? to
YYYY
= – O
XXX is
The girl poured a liquid for soap bubbles.
XXX is
And now we have nothing to do.
YYYY
and ROFL


[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9971
 15.09.2008
New teacher in English. We get to know and so on. of things. Then she will describe our further learning process:

Requirements: My Requirements
Three million and a helicopter with fuel.


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №9970
 15.09.2008
The Iniquity:
Closing the nose, and in the other duya,
A very interesting phenomenon -
In fact, tell me what I am.
Does it not grow in the nose, but in the stomach?! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9969
 15.09.2008
I am standing at the entrance, waiting for a friend.
A blonde comes in. There is a homeopath at the entrance door. The girl is hiring an apartment.
The guy answers: Yes?
Are you at home?
No, but plz At the Dacia!
When will you come home?
The afternoon!
Okay for now!

~ Shaman ~

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №9968
 15.09.2008
motoman (21:31:14 9/09/2008)
Title of the Children’s Film:
"Tommy Trickster - a traveler on the brand"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №9967
 15.09.2008
In the news yesterday:
A bear attacked a mushroom! Glad he had a gun!

Pepper is fucking. Krasnoyarsk mushrooms are so harsh.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9966
 15.09.2008
Memories of School
PrevPrevious Talk about Essence
- Yesenin went to Moscow, where he met a woman who turned out to be...
I am quiet:
and man
The class is in Ahuya, and the predecessor reports me at the same time (!!!) Ride like a horse, sprinkling with saliva

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9965
 15.09.2008
In the days they robbed a tech store, an ordinary such a supermarket, at the entrance there are two pieces, which eat if the goods are not magnetized.The guard a friend told how the thieves work: a guy passes, takes a look at the MP3 Player, lies in his pocket and with the most independent view goes to the exit, passes, these things understandable stuff, after the scream of the guards gives a hole. All the guards rush after him, after which four people quickly take out the home cinema and a bunch of phones.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9964
 15.09.2008
Today I saw a shop of hunting accessories and equipment "STALKER".... this is how I imagine you go there, and there Mikhalych sits and exoskelets weigh on the walls )

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №9963
 15.09.2008
Fuck, put the filter on the words T9, blonde, pelmeni, joined the group, mistaken the window.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №9962
 15.09.2008
I : Hi! Will you come today?
She: No
She: Very frozen
She: Home here I am going
I: Where did you go?
See also: Veterinary
I am sick...

by #L!ON#

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №9961
 15.09.2008
Were you not for cooking peelings in the kitchen?! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9960
 15.09.2008
Chat on TNT, among all nonsense comes the message: "Stop watching the telecast, Max go for vodka"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9959
 15.09.2008
18989 (saved 2008-09-10 at 10:05)
Higher Mathematics, Second Course
The whole pair makes a long formula.
Writing, washing, washing and writing again.
and at the very end after "=" on the half-board draw a unit
From the back:
Fuck to fuck!
This is what you will say to me, a young man at the exam.
c) The Blue Bowl

You’re sitting here too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9958
 15.09.2008
I walked with a girlfriend yesterday. It was cold and she had no gloves. Go to Larry.
Please show me the gloves.
and passengers.
These are long. Give them out.
and passengers.
I don’t like the bandit here. Give them a wave.
and passengers.
and no. Not that. Show me the brown ones. and Pest.
by Nate.
It’s like all the hands are in cakes! I take them!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9957
 15.09.2008
Cleaning the CL
I am (20:18:09 11/09/2008)
You will be deleted from the list of contacts, want to say something last?

by her (20:18:31 11/09/2008)
Farewell to Poppy

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9956
 15.09.2008
Now we have fighters flying around the city, opening a monument on Flying Street. But the joke is that the opening was supposed to be yesterday, but at the last moment they remembered that September 11th was a mourning in America and somehow we do not have a monument to open in the form of an airplane on that day)

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