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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №9955
 15.09.2008
I am alone, when I go in a crowded bus, and in front of it is a guy, and behind you is pressed by a girl with an elastic butt, I think, "Only, shit, I didn't get up!"

deadhouse(c)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9954
 15.09.2008
XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I’m designing my own scientific project!
XXX What?
YYY: It is called the Big Nuclear Combiiner, abbreviated as BYAK. Very soon I will build it and launch it!! to
Will it not explode?
YYY: Are you joking? That will be its whole essence!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9953
 15.09.2008
Quadus
Do not go out of the car without the machine.
Buying
This is written everywhere.
Buying
What on the car, what on the wheel
Buying
I wonder what they write on the tank forum.
Quadus
I imagine it is scary...
Quadus
He has warmed.
On the way out of the garage something suspicious broke out.
Only two were cut today.
One beat, the other caught and struck in the quilt.
All places near work were occupied.
Parking on a Chinese car.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9952
 15.09.2008
Serious suicide in Saratov
O_0

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №9951
 15.09.2008
The more you learn about life over the years, the more you are surprised – as you have done so far.

Por is alive.

by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №9950
 15.09.2008
I went to a Vietnamese market to pick my shoes. I entered

A shop that sells shoes. Soon the Russian came to me.

The girl began offering me models of shoes. I choose the one who

I taste better and begin to measure. The 36th was

I asked for a smaller size. This department needs

The size did not appear, and the Vietnamese woman, who was the hostess, asked

I waited a few minutes and ran to another department. To not lose me.

Time for nothing, I decided to go further. I go further and see this.

picture: my Vietnamese already in another department, convulsive, secondary

He washes with the shoe 36th and paints on it with a gel pen size 35. and I

The moral of this story is this: learn, gentlemen.

Businesses need to sell goods...

P.S I did not buy anything on the market that day.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №9949
 15.09.2008
Journalists ask the pilots of the Tu-160 what tasks they performed.

Flying to Venezuela.

- We made the Caribbean tour, showed our presence

Russia has established friendly relations with the people of Venezuela.

Most importantly, they are very profitable!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9948
 15.09.2008
Diman on September 1 is attached to the line: the hair is tortured in a stunning hairstyle...and filled with "gel")
I liked it before too ;)
When his hair began to smell some familiar smell, I asked him what he smelled them...he turned red, and said that there was no gel mol at home...smelted his hair with shampoo), said, well, what, but the hair is holding, and glowing)...well we cracked up with the boys... at the end of the day...
PS: I think he thought it.)
Oh, but you can't imagine how it rusted over him when it started raining on the street, and his hair started spinning))))))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9947
 15.09.2008
Look at the internet statistics. 30 GB in August. June – 4 GB
My parents told me I wasn’t preparing for the entrance exams.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9946
 15.09.2008
Electrotechnical lesson... Teacher: - You are just idiots, you came here at all? I’ve been in school for nine years and now I’m five.
The voice from the audience: - And I was still in the garden time...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9945
 15.09.2008
Nothing revitalizes in the morning as the wrongly translated time.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9944
 15.09.2008
Answer to Google:
How to tell your mom that your period has begun
One of the answers: Ento is not a problem yet, then it will be much bigger to say that they haven’t started.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9943
 15.09.2008
XXX is sick
Yyy: Is the temperature high?
XXX above the room
YYY: I am serious about this. Do you have it or not?
If I don’t have it, I’ll be a superconductor and I’ll be patented.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9942
 15.09.2008
XXX is
Where are you studying that?
YYYY
Fuck knows
YYYY
:D
XXX is
The meaning?
YYYY
I take the bus back and forth :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9941
 15.09.2008
Let the stone throw at me... wait, I didn’t agree.

Monographs

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9940
 14.09.2008
In the bar of the hotel at the next table two men:
“I don’t know what to do... My wife gave me money to buy my shoes.
And you?
And I spent them on a prostitute...What should I say to my wife?
Tell the truth...
What other truth?
The shoes are l.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9939
 14.09.2008
Unknown Feeling:

In the last few days, I’ve just had someone with spam at work. The theme is predominantly porn, but sometimes there is a beautiful one, such as today - Ilya Lagutenko raised a bearded crab. I always suspected it.


[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9938
 14.09.2008
I saw a lot of inscriptions on dirt on the transport, the most pleased this: "Dirty healing, free not to slip")

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9937
 14.09.2008
The status of a friend in aske: "Why are cats cute? We opened 13 pieces, but we never found a response..."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9936
 14.09.2008
I have such a disappointment that those schoolchildren who sat on the tower a lot and often, entered, and now most of the quotes are about the beginning of studies in the university...

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