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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8974
 14.08.2008
Forsberg:I decided to download from net toys - 4 GB up!!! at a nocturnal unlimited speed of 70 kbps for three days, and you know what? I opened it and there a lot of text documents and in all a hundred times it is written - downloading pirate games is illegal.! to
Abys : o_o yy!!! We have come up with the best way to fight piracy!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8973
 14.08.2008
I fige from our news announcements on Tindeks))))
"Tourist from Minusinsk clashed with bear because of food"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8972
 14.08.2008
How to remove worms?
<Crypt of garlic
<You will take garlic on garlic! and fill with a solution of boiling water!
< and then through the clitoris you insert inside
< there really is such a method!! But I think in our time they already invented normal medicines.
<Thanks to you!! Worms of vampires
<in this case, should also help the asshole cockerel hit in the ass

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8971
 14.08.2008
Do you have the monitor on?
And how do I know? I am not a programmer!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8970
 14.08.2008
Vove was just tired of riding on the silly assemblies of presidents and he hired the Bear.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8969
 14.08.2008
A friend (D) talked to his mother (M):
My mom has arrived, everything is fine.
You were on the train, idiot.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8968
 14.08.2008

Alexander (18:09:58 1/08/2008)
The chip issued an out of memory.

Michael (18:10:21 1/08/2008)
The new Kip, Vista Edishn

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8967
 14.08.2008
by Dergan:
veteran please tell me how you convert the format from rar for example to Jpeg or PNG thanks in advance!!!!!! to

by Betepah:
RAR is generally converted to jpeg using the WinRAR program. It has a little known function in the people "discharge". The outcome may be unpredictable. It may not be JPEG or PDF, for example. There was a time when doc. It is believed that the outcome of the disarching depends largely on the format used by the author of the news as a result of another WinRAR operation called "archive".

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8966
 14.08.2008
People are responsible for instincts.
[Eggs] to [Serjant] for the desire to eat and trachace

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8965
 14.08.2008
by Ludo4k@:
I just started to go away from the anesthesia, I was beaten on the cheeks, they shouted that I would not cover my eyes, and I first flattered something about dry mouth, dry tongue, then started to say, what looks like a drug addict and in 20 minutes I gave a quick voice: "Ggggyy, say, there are 50 copies? " The nurses and doctors all fell out!)))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8964
 14.08.2008
Jazz (14:52:17 8/08/2008)
Do you have a tent?
chaif (14:52:22 8/08/2008)
Yes Yes
Jazz (14:52:31 8/08/2008)
She is big?
chaif (14:53:02 8/08/2008)
Nominal for two. Three of them are easy to use if desired. When everyone trusts each other.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №8963
 14.08.2008
I am afraid of my cat.! to
ZZZ: What is it?
On the morning of the resurrection, the alarm clock rings, so she dropped it for me, fell down and went to bed happy.
zzz:O_O

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8962
 14.08.2008
<Bush> Go to Georgia
<Bush> I created

c) Scratch

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №8961
 14.08.2008
The underpatriots...

What impresses me the most in all this stuff is the cracked paper patriotism. There are messages in the aska - then put a heart in honor of the Russian peacekeepers, then vote for someone. Some are proposing to exhibit the symbol of pacifism in the ZH, others are accused of "the war".
I deeply consider this to be the utmost dolboebism and pseudo-patriotism. That fucking war! They are really shooting. They kill people there. and forever. And you, foolish, are sitting in your crawling office, putting Saakashvili in contact with the status of Pidaras, and you are proud to have fulfilled your patriotic duties! Niibazzo is a patriot. I suggest that all of these "intelligent" all together in protest to perch toward Georgia (just make sure that the air conditioner does not hang there - back swell). This kitchen carries no burden. A bit of shit, I have to do it.
If you really consider yourself a patriot, then tear off your ass from the office chair, find out the account of aid to the victims and go there at least 1 ruble - it will already make you a bigger patriot than those who cheat and do nothing.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №8960
 14.08.2008
The participants of the diving "Worlds" found in Baikal" an unknown sponge.

and Bob?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8959
 14.08.2008
We are twice as good as any other country. We have two presidents.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №8958
 14.08.2008
Did you call?
- Well, I wanted to hear your voice once again... to tell you that I already missed it and just talk, but when we meet you, my mouth is always busy...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8957
 14.08.2008
I look like a poison from the window, and there in the courtyard, on the opposite, a yellow mike with a large drawn eye hangs on the linen rope.
"Eye of Sauron!" – I thought and pulled the curtain...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №8956
 14.08.2008
Our country, in everything, is like a big strong but lazy and sleepy bear. He is crushed and crushed, he is lazy and endureable, and then he is crushed and crushed! And all removed. And then it sits down and lies in the melon again :)
At the same time, it lies, essentially, on the approaches to the water. And if he does not want, then hell who goes through the water.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №8955
 14.08.2008
Young people are asking less and less, “Why?” More and more “why?”

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