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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7967
 21.07.2008
Ministry of Defense:
The plan for the recruitment of recruits to the Russian Armed Forces this year has been completed prematurely. There was no rejection from those who wanted to go to serve, many had to refuse - there were no places.
Ministry of Defense:
And now we can refute the rumors of extending the service life to 2.8 years next year. =) is

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7966
 21.07.2008
Status of the girl:
Don’t fuck your brain! Fuck where you need to be :)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7965
 21.07.2008

xxx: How to eliminate information about conviction... interfere with the acquaintance)))
He was involved in 209 (banditism), 162 (robbery), 222 (illegal weapons trafficking). He was subsequently found innocent))) and served a sentence in the special psychiatry. Currently - the director works at his company... a decent member of the society))), a businessman without firearms. How can I help him with this question?

YYY: Of course the articles are good...
He needs to be charged with terrorism.
You can say that he was hurt by the authorities.
for political activity.
And in ministers.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №7964
 21.07.2008
Application to HelpDesk:
The wireless connection cable does not work.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7963
 21.07.2008
by LIZKO:
Making a Negro
by LIZKO:
She made herself a crown of paper and rubber.
by LIZKO:
I am the queen of the fax.
by LIZKO:
I decided that I was a princess, and the fax is the evil dragon that protects me.
by LIZKO:
here
by LIZKO:
I sit and wait for the prince.
by LIZKO:
As a fool
by LIZKO:
Now everyone is jealous of me.
by LIZKO:
They are not princesses.
by LIZKO:
Don’t you think I’ve gotten a bit smart with this work?
by Margo:
of Hayaa

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7962
 21.07.2008
wiza®d: but agree that the end of the world everyone perceives normally, and that one tomorrow he will throw off the puddle, but everyone will stay alive - somehow not in the subject. Yes to?
hmmmm, and directly oO

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №7961
 21.07.2008
The cat came... wet all.
Is it wet?
Rose: I watched you run.
Yeee and what?
He ran and sweated shit.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №7960
 21.07.2008
For some reason, the best stories end with an incident notice.

Death in one day.

by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7959
 21.07.2008
My friend (in the village) once asked a friend who came from the city:



Why do everyone have shoes and you don’t?

The cock is lazy, but I don’t have time.



My girlfriend stumbled.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №7958
 21.07.2008
Why do people think dogs are smarter than humans?

Because the dog not only looks with smart and devoted eyes, but

He even thinks to keep silent...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №7957
 21.07.2008
The xxx:
Don’t get stupid and go to the sea!! to
YYYY :
Top Top Top
The xxx:
and fast!
YYYY :
tgdin tgdin tgdin

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №7956
 21.07.2008
A man’s house is his fortress, but only on the outside. It is most often a child’s room. (c) who is wildly smart...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7955
 21.07.2008
Remember the hunger years? Internet by card.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №7954
 21.07.2008
Talk to a friend:

She: You are stupid
The sheep itself.
She is a sheep...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №7953
 21.07.2008
Latest Basic Concept:
And in our kindergarten the teacher burned... we got out of the pots. The curtain.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №7952
 20.07.2008
What do you think is the least question you expect from your girlfriend sitting in one of the most expensive cinemas?
WOW :?? to
"Do you want to go?"
by O_0

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №7951
 20.07.2008
The fire
Don’t worry, I’m reading the Bible.

Torkemada
Christ Crucified on the Cross

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7950
 20.07.2008
Today I go from work in the bus, stop, at the last moment a girl between the closing doors and says to the conductor:
Do you want to stop "A"?
– No
Then I will go out now...
Going out at the next stop of course without paying. I also go out, because transfer :) I sit in the next bus, the doors are almost closed and the same girl enters:
Do you want to stop "B"?
– No
Then I will go out now...
And goes on the next without paying the same. And in the shop window, you can see how she runs on all the pairs in the following bus :)...
Half an hour as I am already at my stop "You" with a friend I drink beer... here the bus comes in, the same girl comes out of it and relieved, but with anger:
Again this Gandalf will pull out my wallet – p*@# to him!

But I thought about how to get home through the whole city for free! and :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №7949
 20.07.2008
xols (23:23:54 15/06/2008)
What couple are they tomorrow?
GRAD (23:24:45 15/06/2008)
I get my diploma on Friday.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7948
 20.07.2008
The xxx:
Aaa... listen to the smart... as much as I look at as in contact photo of whom.... photo: close face shot in glasses....and in one eye the reflection of the photographer...and signature*this is my boyfriend....in the eye*

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