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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7947
 20.07.2008
The keyboard
Hedin: I like that Inter is big and shift
EveryonE: and I chill :) So many clichés have already overtaken :)
Hedin : :-D macho

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7946
 20.07.2008
In the morning I wake up from the screams of a little sister, who runs around the apartment, like a pop-fried and whispers with a terrible voice "where is my headscarf?!! Where is my headscarf?and "
She was just looking for a bitch.
But don’t let it go now 0_o

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7945
 20.07.2008
Yesterday, the Hubble officer stopped. The dialogue:

Q: Is the weather clear?
I: Oh yeah yes
Why are the numbers dirty? (It is actually a dirty number)
They read anyway.
You go 20 steps away and can’t read it.
I go, am I asking enough? I have consent...
And I read my car number...Ment surprisedly says NO OKNO and lets go)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7944
 20.07.2008
Desh (10:55:23 18/07/2008)
And yesterday I was with my sister all night, her false battles began.

Shadow (10:56:12 18/07/2008)
Which term?

Desh (10:56:42 18/07/2008)
She has 24 births.

Desh (10:57:56 18/07/2008)
So they were false.

Shadow (10:58:53 18/07/2008)
I don’t understand your women’s affairs, but you have so much false, then love, then orgasm, then fights, girls you generally do honestly?? to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7943
 20.07.2008
I miss the times when men were proud and women were loving.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7942
 20.07.2008
donskoy (00:10:44 16/07/2008)
The ppc...
Children make up small words from big words.
donskoy (00:10:53 16/07/2008)
One of them is "Urin"
donskoy (00:10:57 16/07/2008)
He was not protected.)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7941
 20.07.2008
I went to the garden to collect cherries. I go with the cockroach joyful, I see the straw also ripen. Well, I think okay, now I will put the cherry on the roast and I will bite in the grass myself...
This is a diagnosis (

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7940
 20.07.2008
YYYY
I don’t have anything to do, I’m in the office. A new chain and a gift.
XXX is
Sushi is in the cafe.
XXX is
Broken the tea.
there is a wooden pen curved, well he's a type of epta let's make the onion)
– Tanko, where are the rubbish from the bubble?
Take it at the box.
That pepper tightened the rubber on the pen, took several pairs of Chinese sticks, grabbed them behind the shovel, Robin Hood ept, and the caroche ran across the hall, shot the waitresses, the visitors were shocked.
XXX is
The only norm man was and that burned.
YYYY
Lool

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7939
 20.07.2008
Journey (12:20:16 18/07/2008)
I have a dime, he’s doing snowboarding.
Shortly they went in winter to boil bush and catch. The boys in total took the girls... and one brought a new girlfriend with him. Kaneshna didn’t stand up and was upset that she had him from the Golden Dolls. This is a very expensive striptease.

by azazel (12:21:56 18/07/2008)
and?

Journey (12:22:23 18/07/2008)
The girl was very embarrassed and told everyone that she was a teacher or a primary class or something like that.

Azazel (12:22:30 18/07/2008)

and the))

Journey (12:22:43 18/07/2008)
I don't know why she suddenly got such a thought in her head, the teacher of the name... Well, in general, they sit short and they bump... suddenly this defacka raises her leg sitting at the table... raises short above her head and begins to tie the ropes.
The legs are straight, as we should.

Journey (12:24:04 18/07/2008)
There is silence at the table, and the voice is lonely.
Hm, disappointed the kids

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7938
 20.07.2008
He is
I will be at sea in a week.

She
Happy Birthday Fool :-*

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №7937
 20.07.2008
Is it hard for me to look in the eyes of a girl with big breasts?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №7936
 20.07.2008
Beauty is a terrible force...especially when it’s driving!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №7935
 20.07.2008
He was named in Ukraine. Like everywhere, they write on cigarette packs.

Threats to smokers. Unlike Russia, for example,

They went on. They have a warning that “smoking causes

“The Impotence!” I saw myself. was surprised. A local girl told me that

I stood in line in the array. A man bought a cigarette. Give him a package.

Warning of Impotence. The man said, “Oh no! Better give something.

Other than cancer, for example.”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №7934
 20.07.2008
Assistant to the President:

- Dmitry Anatolyevich, the state budget has just been released from

multi-billion dollar expenditure, a devastating blow to

Corruption and the situation on the roads in Moscow normalized!!! to

Is it really? What happened?! to

A meteorite fell on the State Duma during the meeting, no one survived!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7933
 19.07.2008
A friend said:
A guy comes to them to take a loan, they begin to make it, the credit representative opens the passport and begins to roast, everyone runs out of the credit card, looks into the passport, and there the pen is scratched: "Credits do not give." The Father"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №7932
 19.07.2008
ICQ Systems: Attention!
You are concerned about the ICQ Administration.
In connection with frequent hacking attacks on the ICQ server, we ask you to immediately send us your GRID number and photo, and after some time you will be sent a new password.
We apologize for the inconvenience caused to you.
With respect to ICQ Company.
Pinky : Why?
ICQ Systems: We are bored.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7931
 19.07.2008
Varnav: I am not a programmer
Jane: Oh, who are you then? You talked about programming.
Varnav: I don’t remember the chat.
You said that a computer
Tagged: yes admin
Jane: Isn’t it the same thing?
The difference between the captain of the police and the captain of the ship.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7930
 19.07.2008
Olegko
I am in shock.
[Someone with CatTM]
Sho is?
Olegko
It is not for you.)
[Someone with CatTM]
AAAA
[Someone with CatTM]
I recently came here so I broke through the window.Dulley covered
Loyalty (
What is it? 😉
[Someone with CatTM]
that girl told the kitchen, told no one to grind. well, I tell her boy, I think sho in his window and started the main words "me here a fool one told..."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №7929
 19.07.2008
If there is someone who works for everyone,

There must be one who

Everyone is tired.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №7928
 19.07.2008
I go to BP, time later. On the side of the cafe, where the C

Two people in front of me. A young man, and some

A motorist in the state. The one who is in the state, holds on manufacturing in

Five hundred banknotes. Haishnik takes his coffee, I give it, and then

He turns around and takes the young man from the hand behind him.

Five hundred, and he moves to the table. The boy flashes with his eyes. and then

He is angry, “Why? I have not broken anything!” Shamelessly confused,

Sorry, I have thought about it. Returns the bill.

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