and Kamchatka. Several ministries are moving into a new building. Everyone has standard requests: somebody urgently has a phone, somebody urgently has the internet, somebody rushes a robot to collect furniture faster.
And only the Ministry of Health, as soon as it appeared in the building, the first thing began to build a cigarette.

Announced by:
Farming students will help a single farmer to raise the farm.

by Maxim-77
Now she has the diary of her son, with whom she will go to the first class. Among other things there is a page "The most important dates and events in the history of Russia". From the last six "most important dates" I’m just stupid.
So then:
26 March 2000 Election of V.V. Putin as President of Russia
Declaration of 11 September 2001 by V.V. Putin on Terrorist Attack in the United States
May 24, 2002 Official visit of the President of the United States to Russia
Signature of the SNV-3 Treaty
May 28, 2002 Transformation of the bloc Russia-NATO into a new body of NATO and Russia
June 2003 Entry into force of the SNV-3 Treaty
14 March 2004 re-election of V.V. Putin as President of Russia (fanfars!!!!)
Bravo, comrades from the Belgorod factory of school diaries. As they say, the loss is counted!

by Vladik-123
Is it Putin’s birthday??...
It is disorder!! The Belgorod Factory of School Diaries

S_A_T_I_R
The culprits will be strictly punished – they will now be tossed with diaries in Siberia... ;-)

Interview of Higher Mathematics Professor and Student
There are eight unresolved problems of higher mathematics.
(C) 1st session, 2nd session, 3rd session

In the internet something somewhere ad hanged that they invented cowards that can not wash for 2 weeks and the man is drawn
botaniQ (23:04:11 19/08/2009)
I also have an invention.
botaniQ (23:04:17 19/08/2009)
I still...
botaniQ (23:04:21 19/08/2009)
Hm...
botaniQ (23:04:22 19/08/2009)
Yes Yes
botaniQ (23:04:24 19/08/2009)
here
botaniQ (23:04:28 19/08/2009)
How to do?

I go out with a guy from the station. The guy enthusiastically looks at some unusual car, and in the meantime I look at a couple on the other side: a pretty cute girl and a young man. As I passed by, I noticed that her match barely broke her neck, staring at me. Let me tell your loved one about this:
I - oh, horror, that guy barely broke his neck, looking at me.
He is cool. (He is still looking at the car)
I’m so glad you aren’t like me!
he - ahah, you're lucky (not taking a look away from the car), but his girlfriend's shirt is cool. I need you like that too.
T_T

You run, sometimes, on a warm summer day on the sun-filled green lawn; you run barefoot, blissfully closing your eyes, placing your face to the sun... And so you are well, you hear the singing of birds, you feel the warm wind on your face, you feel the soft grasses with your feet... And here - CHAVK - and you are impressed with your whole feet in a large bunch of stinking shit, so that it runs through your fingers.

Approximately the same, bljad, the feeling arises when, following a normal, positive, astute quote in the "Best" immediately comes some awkward "remember" or "how hard-to-live" in this country.

Moral: Don’t go to the stall.
   

and divorced,
Sending today at +7964 504 83 75
Text: "Mom, I have a problem, don’t call me. Get this number up to 2000r. Do you get it?"
You have a happy day today! Everywhere on the sites where I’ve checked out me and my acquaintances, was written your number tagged "call at any time"! Spammers and just the idiots of the network will help you at all.
Have a nice day ;)

From the Monitor Forum

Pavlov50000
Opening Excel, I make the length of the cell to the width of the screen and print in the cell in black the English small letter i on the entire length of the line. The Arial Cyr. If you set the size of the font 5, then after filling the line I see the sirene bar almost consistent, with the font 8 I see the yellow-brown bar, with the font 10 I see the green letters, with the size of the font 12 I see the black letters with a yellow oreool. How is it explained?

AlexGost
Why are you actually doing all this?

I have to go make tea!
Sure, I will go.
...
I was lucky, the tea was hot.
WOW: I do not
I couldn’t lift my ass off the chair.

j3qq4-h7h2v-2hch4-m3hk8-6m8vw is a serial driver for Windows 98...

and more ;)

A dozen stops at the lighthouse. The driver (young guy 19 years old) suspiciously looks at the side of the opposite car, then opens the door and screams to the side of the volga behind.
and max!
The driver rises from the volga
and CHO?
Can we turn around here?? to
A second break through the wild goat
Driving, not driving!

BUCH (09:46:53 20/08/2009)
I rushed in the morning.
BUCH (09:46:53 20/08/2009)
The girl with whom I ran away two years ago wrote: “Return the dolls of the doll!”

For those who use the entrance as a sorting, your ad – “Don’t mess in the entrance!” – is an extra piece of toilet paper.

(from the ZH)
Q: Who writes music for Keenan?
O1: The Genius
O2 and Kagenia!

I sit in the store, my friend. There are two girls standing next to this dialogue:
1: He pulls me for the cows.
2: my mom told me that if a boy is pulling for the stitches or for the stick or (hereinafter it sounds like a list that I am flogging)..it means he is in love!
1: I know that he fell in love, I already guessed on the romance.

Diarrhea is the leakage of information that you are a shit!

The boss comes in and says:
How you all synchronously pressed Alt-F4! :)

From the article about spam:
It all started in the homeland of Colorado bugs and other pests - in America.

The lack of money makes a person more free, and therefore more dangerous.