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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7423
 03.07.2008
Tarran: Shallow technical thought: all girls are equally flamboyant. The main thing is the size of the cooling radiators =)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №7422
 03.07.2008
I encountered a letter:

Please consider and agree on the replacement of the PSD (project estimate documentation). Instead of drinking fountains, install baths for washing feet.

I don’t understand this in life.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7421
 03.07.2008
One day the case was: A girl comes to us in the store (I work as a disc seller) and asks to give her Polonez Oginsky. Well, we guess what she meant – we give her the discs of Oginsky: "Here is Polonez and here". She reads the composer’s name and says, “Why is Mikhail Klefront Oginsky written here? He is Polish!!We’ve been here for half a day! :)))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7420
 02.07.2008
Found in the seeds of candy, called "Strategic stock of hamster" =)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7419
 02.07.2008
XXX is
No, it is much easier:
You stand in front of the mirror and lower your head. You count for 10 seconds, and then you sharply lift your head and crack out with all your strength! And so abruptly you lower her, silent.
Repeat the procedure several times if necessary. Usually 2-3 is enough. :)

YYYY
I tried, only confused the mirror with the window, the child from the house in front of me.
The mood has risen.)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7418
 02.07.2008
I suggest for shortness when copy-paste quote from Basha to write instead of the icon (c) icon (b)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7417
 02.07.2008
Okay, Ronaldo is so cute.
YYY - PYDR
xxx is from her? He is not a pitcher.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7416
 02.07.2008
XXX: I watch old porn and nostalgia
Zzzz: It’s a different name!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7415
 02.07.2008
M is
I wrote a letter to the employer yesterday, and I got the answer:
" ? ? ?!!!!! And you too!!and "
I think this is what???? to
I go in and read:
"Good morning, in the attached text file.
I thank you!"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7414
 02.07.2008
Announcement in the newspaper:

The MacBook Air. The new. Purchased in USA. I never engaged.

Which letter is missed?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7413
 02.07.2008
<xxx> One day in the bus to work saw one hop-exemplary
<xxx> Unclear shirt, sports trousers, all unwashed march edak n months, Chinese killed shellfish, in the hands lost robes
<xxx> But most importantly he snuck even in the bus was sitting on the trunk :/

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7412
 02.07.2008
Oh, how I want this!!I would love to marry her!!She is a fool!!!!Such a man is good!!She is my sirene!!(Syrun of the Armenian Beauty)
Good that I translated.)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7411
 02.07.2008
Alena (14:30:42 26/06/2008)
I am currently corresponding with a cool man one, by chance contacts I got him.

Sofronova Oksana (14:30:48 26/06/2008)
for a man

Alena (14:30:50 26/06/2008)
by work

Alena (14:31:00 26/06/2008)
Chairman of the Board of Directors of one of the coolest investment and development companies in the world

Sofronova Oksana (14:31:03 26/06/2008)
) )

Alena (14:31:07 26/06/2008)
We offer security cooperation

Sofronova Oksana (14:31:11 26/06/2008)
and he

Alena (14:31:25 26/06/2008)
It is safe to say, no smoking in bed!and "

Alena (14:31:33 26/06/2008)
I was...eat.

Sofronova Oksana (14:31:34 26/06/2008)
Is he sympathetic? Give me contact?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7410
 02.07.2008
I have 3 windows open: BOR, Contact and Consultant+ (the door with all documents and legislation)

When the headquarters approaches, I open the Consultant and study the Civil Code of the Russian Federation with a smart look, in the rest of the time I either write a chat in contact or a BOR.
I thought like this from the side:
The person reads the GK of the Russian Federation, reads it, and from time to time dumb rhetoric.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №7409
 02.07.2008
kaaquantum
Pilot-commonwoman of Mongolia, Gepo MHP (1981), Gepo Covetcogo Coюзa (1981), Genepaal-Maiop (1984). Pepvy gpaždanin of Mongolia, covepšil polet v kocmoc. ? to

Nothers
Gurragcha Zuhnderdemidin?

kaaquantum
The man! PPC...

Nothers
He is typically the only Mongolian citizen to make a flight into space.

kaaquantum
Questions are asked in the JABBER VICTORNS.

kaaquantum
I saw the first thought of you (no one took it)

Nothers
Have you managed to answer?

kaaquantum
No is...

Nothers
and out. Ask more quickly.

kaaquantum
He was immediately removed because of the tomb.

Nothers
its

Nothers
This finger.

kaaquantum
Specific Fingers

Nothers
He had a double.

Nothers
His name was Majdarjavin Ganzorihuяг.

Nothers
(Accepted in Russian - Hanzorig)

kaaquantum (12:42:32 23/06/2008)
The Fuck?

wardrobe (12:42:56 23/06/2008)
Well yes. "Higgins" is a throwback. "Hancor" - something like "unbreakable"

kaaquantum
I knew that this armor was a hook I needed to release such Mongolian tanks.

kaaquantum
As in Germany.

kaaquantum
The Hueyag-Orda are tank troops.

Nothers
=D and shrek =)))

Nothers
Huiyang, Commander of the Tank

Nothers
Huiyang Ahuai - a supermarket for the sale of tanks

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7408
 02.07.2008
by EveningStar:
This happens only to me.
by EveningStar:
I was pulled out of my bag in the subway.
by EveningStar:
Do not believe
by EveningStar:
Snickers
by EveningStar:
He was on the bottom of the bag.
by 1000:
This is the smell!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7407
 02.07.2008
She: - I bought your pirate program 4 months ago (licensing is expensive over-the-counter), it was running with me and everything worked... but I stopped running on Friday.
I: - I stole your phone, in a few days I approach you and say it doesn't work, turn on me or fix it.
You are not talking to me in metaphors, but help me.
I: - if you buy a licensed program from us, then "not running" or any other problems are our problems.
She: - So they won't give me the money back if I want to give it back!! Will you pay me or not?!! You are a representative (no and so on).)..

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7406
 02.07.2008
Xz: I slowly pull off your luxurious coat...
XZ: I pull out the green sweater
XZ: I take off my shirt
XZ: I break my teeth
XZ: I am taking the second lift.
Xz: the emana!! to
XZ: Another sweater
XZ: How did you do it?
Xz: Fac my brain!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7405
 02.07.2008
Boys, is it good if the girl calls you my favorite cock?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7404
 02.07.2008
by drama.queen
A female tick can suck up 200 times more blood than it weighs itself.

Gardemarine
Women can always drink their blood.)

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