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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №8874
 12.08.2008
Saakashvili at meeting with Bush: Georgia is a great nation! Bush : Yes! We have a very strong army and an economy with huge potential. Bush: Yes Yes Yes We are a proud and strong people. We will defeat Russia in the war, we will surpass all Ossetians and Abkhazians, and we will live like a paradise in our free democratic country, and I will be elected president for life! Bush: Yes Yes Yes Yes Oh yes! Sauce, sauce, don’t get distracted

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8873
 12.08.2008
Those who broke the websites of Georgia – THANK YOU!! to
broke the site of CNN and BBC.
They are very asking.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №8872
 12.08.2008
Putin was president for eight years.
They joked about the bear - the bear came to power and immediately said to Russia...
Then began to joke about all the 1st places won by Russia.
And then they joked that it was time to start the 3rd World War before the...
Write up...
(c) by Fordmax

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8871
 12.08.2008
Chaotic: I will be brief on the subject. The feast fucking, the soundtrack fool, the orgie fuck godlessly in the anal.

Johann Sebastian Buch: More gentle, even more gentle!

Chaotic: the festival is not very, the sound operator is not very talented, the organizers conducted the event poorly))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8870
 12.08.2008
Macho: He has already stumbled – he will throw, he will throw! Give her a child!
QQ: tried it
QQ: I can’t do anything...
Macho: So is it? Is it short?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8869
 12.08.2008
Wikipedia as usual

Partly Unrecognized States:
The Czech Republic does not recognize Liechtenstein due to property disputes.
Slovakia does not recognize Liechtenstein due to property disputes.

Liechtenstein is not recognized by the Czech Republic and Slovakia due to property disputes.

So, what did you want?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8868
 12.08.2008
Yesterday I came home drunk, my mom looked and sent me to sleep.Today she wakes me up and says:
-Andrew, I reinstalled the window there and formatted all the local disks.
Oh, I am in shock.
I think it’s you instead of beer ?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8867
 12.08.2008
The first genetically modified clone was Eve.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №8866
 12.08.2008
This story happened in front of my eyes.

I walked somewhere in the square. Suddenly a few meters ahead.

There was a thunder scream.

Dressed in a very decent costume of an elderly man with folded grey

With his hair he grabbed a young Gypsies’ shoulder and stretched out his right hand.

convulsively twisted fingers to her throat, crippling with

With his hysterical blinking, he spoke straight into her face:

I will suffocate! I want blood!

He tried to get rid of him unsuccessfully.

He scared his eyes, a foam appeared on his lips.

The passers really stopped shocked, not realizing what was happening:

What is this maniac in the middle of a white day?

Do not anger me! I am capable of terrible! I can break it up! – is

Orally a man.

The Gypsy, pale, was trembling with her whole body and was ready to faint. her

The second jumped to help - much older, but nothing to do

It was time, because the man also grabbed her for the sleeve.

He made some non-member sound, bitten his lower lip, face

It darkened and stretched, the eyes dropped. Convulsions followed him.

The body.

It was scary to look at it. What happened to the Romanians is hard to describe.

They hanged in his tight hands, incapable.

You cannot say a word without losing any ability to resist.

Suddenly the man drew the elderly close and whispered straight into her face:

The money! Shake it fast! And again screaming: Fast or Fast?

There will be a sea of blood.

But almost not realizing anything from horror, pulled out somewhere from the folds.

He took his clothes and gave him his wallet. The man released the young woman and

I picked out the wallet.

The ring! He said, “I want a ring.

The golden ring moved in the same direction.

The picture was surreal. A crazy thief?

As soon as the ring was in the hand of the man, he released the Gypsies. Those

Both, stunned and shocked, rushed away to the nearest yard.



The man suddenly changed: he invited his hair, fixed his clothes, wiped

His face shrugged and smiled. Returning to the unseen side

because of what happened to a crying girl aged 16-17, who stood nearby

near the wall of the house, he stretched out her wallet and ring and a little apologizing

Tony said:

Please take it, it is yours. Do not cry. Everything is OK. Simply u

Two weeks ago the Gypsy raped my wife, and I couldn’t help but interfere.

and turning back to us,

20), added: – I am an actor of theatre.

He turned and went away. He received rare applause.

People who are impressed.



Timor

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8865
 12.08.2008
Who is your favorite singer or singer?

and shura. Shura is my favorite singer or singer.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8864
 12.08.2008
xxx> do you know what the similarity of Russian chanson and Russian rap is?
yyy> I know what their difference is
xxx> what is it
yyy> Russian chanson - the music of those who have already sat off, and Russian rap - those who are ahead

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8863
 12.08.2008
And I am generally very lazy with the Nigers, the Hachics, the Azeri, the Taliban, and the Astal Blackjack.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8862
 12.08.2008
In the fireplace st. The master worked for many years. Pechenik - a great specialist, sensitive and kind man, who raised a glorious plea of incinerators.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №8860
 12.08.2008
Amy’s son was born on Friday.
In the morning, he first went to the accounting office, pulled someone out of place and started to upload a photo of the newborn. Immediately there were women around, and one of them asked the original question:
Daniel, how much does he weigh?
Admin, not breaking his eyes from the photo, with tears of joy and pride replied:
16 meters of scratch.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8859
 12.08.2008
Quietly
Fuck, here's how you crack down on the compilation for a whole day - so the eyes are dumb, and how to work - tag after 5 hours of work wildly tired!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №8858
 12.08.2008
My mother had a rough case at work. She has two comp. One is connected to the net, the other is not. Here one day she makes a chat on the main comp (because it is not connected to the net), turns to the second comp, he writes that he found a Trojan. My mother removed him. However, as their system manager said, the Trojan left traces in view of the desktop image with the inscription "Spy detected! Update antivirus program on your computer". Mom was scared at first, but then saw that all the badges were in place and calmed down. So this crazy Trojan left another message. 10 minutes later, the computer issued a blue screen of death. Ma called the system manager, he jumped, began to write out the error numbers, and at some point hit the hand of the mouse... And what do you think? The blue screen of death turned out to be the usual screensaver, which turns on after some time of non-use of the comp.
Mom says their system maker 5 minutes pumped out after that.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8857
 12.08.2008
She is: IK
See also: Riga
See also: PUK
She is... the perfect girl.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8856
 12.08.2008
I am walking in the city center today. On the shop window there is an inscription: "There will be more than a bank"...
And below is a sign: "And we need a gastron!"

Kiev at Ul. Leo Tolstoy in front of the Universe.
What a great gastronome it was!! S_U_K and E!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8855
 12.08.2008
at 6 months of pregnancy I went to the uzi with a trhlntny sister.we sit in the car in her turn.here she asks "and what the tepe will do"now I say "baby watch"here she gives out the whole corridor"A WHY?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8854
 12.08.2008
At the Georgian border arrived a missile cruiser "Moscow"
According to the headquarters, the purpose of the operation is to provide assistance to refugees.

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