A funny picture was seen yesterday while driving on the Leningrad Highway. A huge poster on the road with the inscription "Burning wells", and underneath it there are girls of easy behavior =))

News on the track:
"Lunar probe LCROSS found life on Earth"

Noah, who could have thought...

Do you need a slave? I will fulfill any wish!
YYY: Coffee in the sort?
Xxx Offline

I have a Kent in the Navy. He sent a passage from the harsh servants.
XXX is
On the ship shortly after the ship's oil tank was cleaned, the entire crew was involved.
10 contractors and 5 contractors.
In order for the slaves not to bother, the commander brought clothes from секонд хенда.
Why was she a woman. The harsh military days slowly turned into a gay parade.
Then there was construction...
Cap went out and looked at it. He cried and went back.

Let’s go together =)
Accident near Yekaterinburg, Sverdlovsk region. The main acting person is the Mercedes G55 under the control of a driver of a man born in 1937, the governor of the Sverdlovsk region. Coming out to a meeting, collision with two cars.
Now napalm - comment GIB2D:
A case on an administrative offence was initiated and an administrative investigation was conducted. During it, the left front wheel of the Mercedes G55 was picked up for automotive research. According to the results of the study, the cause of de-hermetization of the left front wheel was damage to the outer edge of the wheel disc, due to the impact on it of a non-exploitation impact load with an effort exceeding the strength limit of the material from which it is made.

The cause of the accident is "concentration of excavations on the road".

Mega commentary from the forum:
The final version of GIBDD: In fact, the cause of the accident was a sudden spacetime curvature resulting in a change in the gravitational field by which the Mersedes car moved to the opposite side of the road and committed an accident. In relation to the general theory of relativity, an administrative offence case was initiated by Einstein.

Albino
The director comes to me with a bunch of documents and says sign all this for me, you know how to fake my signature.

Albino
And then thoughtfully says you are a dangerous man albino

<XXX 1 place: The hose tractor stuck at the turn of the 600th merino.From the merino comes out in the rage of the NR, jumping on the hose of the tractor, rolling open the door, and there the tractorist is sitting, barely fit in the cabin, ambal, ppc....
I... I... this... the key I wanted to ask on 19...
Tractorist: I close up to 42 hands!! to

<YYY> long thought and here Hewlett Packard...

"According to the calculations of experts, Russia cannot provide enough food to Russians"
I don’t understand – the half of the country is happy farmers, and we can’t feed the population.

Menu in the market:
hamburger with cat.
The Fruits Wedding
Samson from Gove.

I immediately wanted to eat...

Test - "Learn the name of your future husband".
Question of 1. Their pol?

I have been asking for many years: why is the right and left eyelids asymmetrical? and

xxx: I go to the server room today, and there our odmin plays arkanoid... on a laptop touchpad... The feet!! to
It is true that the hamsters will stop in the summer... :)

The news:
Chinese tourists poisoned in a Chinese restaurant in St. Petersburg
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I should have gone so far :)

Absolutely all people improve the genome. Some by birth, some by death.

As one of my acquaintances said. We drove along Lenin, we rushed terribly... a pedestrian crossing. The girl goes: the shirt of the trousers does not close, the top is transparent, the stitch is huge, a blonde. And it goes so slowly... This uncle, who is behind the wheel (he is about 37 years old) opens the window and says: “Davi b...day – save Russia.” Neighboring cars, who heard just fell out)))) Virgo went faster and disappeared in the nearest cave))))

The Subscriber:
Welcome to the Internet cable.

The provider:
Hi, collect her, she is holy.)

"Less conscientious than politicians are only the builders" said Zadornov. He obviously did not know that there are other provincial internet providers :(

Call to the accountant. The problem is that they do not have access to the bank. I sit tormented, I don’t understand what a mess... And it turned out that the account was blocked! Due to multiple incorrect passwords. I ask, said what it is, says that she entered the password, but not finding the right letter on the key, entered a similar outwardly - "thought they will not notice..." =)))))))) Day sought to unlock the account - this is how we live=)

Status in the ASK: (. ) c) Chronology of the working day

When I eat, I am deaf and dumb.
When Ebu, eyes on the forehead