Fuck it! I really think our kids are watching TV. You haven’t gotten out of the table yet.
I sit all night on the net, in the background of the telecast something is broadcasting, I do not pay special attention to it... Meanwhile, it is 7:30 am. On NTV begins a children's program some Dog Polkan tries to connect with some fairy island through a magic ball. only he calls a ball, as the connection breaks down... Polkan’s mood is spoiled. And then they say it’s the mouse connectors’ fault. He calls the mouse on the carpet and then the dialogue:
Polkan: This is what is happening? I can't connect with the island of XXX. A total breakdown! There was no break in the last story. Today, there are 4 breaks.
Mouse: Yes, no, and in the past story there were breaks, Uncle Polkan. You just didn’t notice!
Polkan: I didn’t notice that! You know how closely I keep my contact. There was no break!!! to
Mouse: Yes, Uncle Polkan, it was true, you didn’t notice, because we fix quickly!
Then another two minutes goes to pain familiar dialogue in a more calm and censored manner. At the end of the day, Polkan is put on a fashion ration. And he says with satisfaction: No breakthroughs now!!! to
So, at the end, the storyteller in the form of a young man’s lock in a window with stacks summed up that the fairy tale was for those in the subject! (I literally did not remember)
Can you take me out of work today?
He: What will it be for me?
She: What would you like?
What do men usually want? and ;)
She: to eat... The meat...?? to
It is O_O
by Antonio-Felipe Inzaghi
Is there any object in this world on which your fox did not lie?
Aggressor
Today I saw a route gazelle with a sticker on the front glass "Memento mori". Going on foot...
I recently read the inscription on the tube of super glue: be careful the glue glues the skin and eyelids! and :)
Quote from RA, p. 12: “So you have learned to turn on the computer, which undoubtedly gives the right to continue creative communication with PEVM. [...] »
Why can't you call the photo and find it on the phone?
YYY and keys!
Yyy and cigarettes
YYY and the lighter
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Handur
Listen, what can the contract form look like to sell the soul to the devil in exchange for, say, immortality or some other service?
Drblack
Treaty with the Devil (God forgive)
It is filled with blood on both sides. If the sick blood ends before the statement of the wishes of the client - the contract is considered to have lost force in the part of the jellyfish and the soul of the client forever goes to the Devil (hereinafter the Contractor).
The Contractor undertakes to fully fulfill the wishes specified in the contract, not promising the possibility for the Client to enjoy the results of the wishes or guaranteeing the result that the Client expected (see paragraph 13).
The Customer is obliged, in any event of fulfillment of the desires specified in the contract, to give his soul to the Contractor (see paragraph 13.a). "And Nibet")
Dato, bear the
The Aztec chancellery diligently studies the Albanian to shake the souls of the Otischniks
In fact, they are not using their brand correctly.
1: Instead of any disks, magazines, etc., you need to release toilet paper with the logo of DOMA2 on each piece!
In a week, all profits will break the old income.
Then I will eat purgen specifically.
Voting, "Do you have a pet?":
cats 41% [119]
dogs 13% [36]
younger brother 3% [7]
Did my baby get offended?
How to talk to a girl:
xxx: You say she’s watching a telephone... first you need to distract her from it and turn your attention to you. for example, type unknowingly include her any porn (if there is a video or DVD player), then immediately apologize type accidentally was, well, and then the matter of technology.. the main thing is not to turn off immediately, so that she understands the hint
yyy: Maybe he still gets a member and suddenly shakes them in front of her face, then immediately apologize for the type of accident.
My cousin brother came to me at the country, only meat was removed from the mangal and there was the sound of his scooter.
I ate 3 shampoos of meat (I said the meat was rough and tried to teach me how to marinate meat)
He drank three and a half beers (drinking and saying that Jigulevsky is full and he doesn’t drink)
The type he would never have taken (I understand that the accent is not the top of the Korean automotive industry... but in the summer of 30 he is running on a scooter to the scratch)
He found a bottle of vodka in the refrigerator and drank it in one face.
Until 4 a.m. he did not sleep... he sang songs in the courtyard, swallowed on his wing and fell asleep in a sun lounge on the street...
In the morning we got up, cleaned up the wing, closed the house, plunged into the car and left.
Before that, I personally ate a piece of gas on his scooter.
It is.
9 km to the city, 15 km to his home.
I went to Hulk 2.
And here’s the scene where Edward Norton dropped a girl in bed, but then says:
We will not succeed anything. I can’t get excited...
From the hall a male rooster is spread, and then next to this a female voice: that you roar, you can’t too!
The whole cinema was crying.
In order to get contracts,
need to have contacts.
I am a pharmacist. Many think it is a quiet and easy profession.
The morning. Opened the pharmacy, comes a pretty decent woman, 45 years old, and
Do-o-lgo goes to the pharmacy, looking carefully at everything. Then comes the
He asks me, can you advise me? Yes, of course, as I can
Help, what specifically interests you? Go out to the shopping hall.
Please! I – what did you want to ask? She - What, to you
is difficult? Okay I went out. We go to the distant windows... Aunt is inclined
He asks me, “Child, do you have an education?” I am
- so far calm - well, if you count five years of pharmacology college, then probably,
is there?
Is it medical?
I - yes, it is medical, we can even have a doctor's correct appointment
to check.
Then she is protective: Well then bring me a contraceptive!
I am what? She - what you were taught there, you are all lying, shit sellers!
I’m trying to reassure you – you need pills, something external, injections,
The plaster? She - you know nothing, but you sell, hate, chase such and must.
Close it all! And he leaves.
How is it possible? I didn’t say if I used anything before.
clearly no - once I didn't even understand what they asked, didn't explain for what
situation - maybe she has a condom for one time, or maybe a Depo-Prover injection
for six months immediately, or maybe - just decided to take the pills, not for
sex, and so that the acne passes - and this happens - what should I guess?
Once I came to the doctor, I need to tell you what help is needed.
Ideally, of course, and analysis to show.
Okay, of course, they’re upset and... k, but I think she might have it.
Climax, let it be angry.
Maybe it was such a day!
After an hour, a woman came in and asked “the cheapest.”
condoms" - and we had the Russian "Eros" - I clarified, for every
The case is unreliable, I say, they are only for honey. Research types of UTI
Take it! If necessary, it is a bit more expensive, but normal.
She replied, No, for my husband.
Is it from the husband children does not happen, as she thinks, even if the product No. 2
Did you think anything wrong with taking such things specifically?
And that’s not all – then a woman in a expensive shirt came and asked, “I’m
The contraceptives!” I am already innerly stressed, asking what you are.
Do you prefer?
She: "I am a vegan, on a diet and overall health care, so my guru
I said I can’t take hormone drugs – they’re the same.
Made from animals!
Do you have condoms, for example?
She said, “No, it’s uncomfortable, they feel different.”
I: "Maybe candles or vaginal pills? Do you want to put a spiral?
She said, “No! Give me homeopathic contraceptives!”
Homeopathy is the type of taking a bee and wasting it.
Alcohol, then managed to soften half a kilo of sugar beans... and
Take the drug "Apis" three times a day for six peas for six months.
In general, these are very long-lasting medicines for chronic diseases.
It is impossible to protect homeopathy from pregnancy.
I explain to a woman - there are no homeopathic contraceptives!
She is like this, all drugs are homeopathic, so that is! What
You are rubbing me here, picking up visitors from the village, they know nothing,
only the flocks grow and shake them, to chase everyone, the limit
It is illiterate!
is leaving. About the strawberries is, apparently, my strawberry... Although I am a descendant
Peterburgen, I didn’t say anything bad about that, polite.
and farewell.
The young man comes in, standing in front of the window with condoms, proudly
He tells me, “Blue moon!”
I ask, “Do you know what these condoms are for?”
He said, “What? Give me the promise!” I understand that the client attracted the name...
The song was then, Boris Moiseev, many liked it.
I explain quietly and clearly, “This is for anal sex.”
The boy insulted, “Why are you helping the pedics here? such shit
must be kept under the shelf, or in shops for perversion! to me
normal prejudices are needed, XXL - where did I know that there are all the goats
They are chasing the wicked!”
I asked, “Are you normal? Or with rings, buds, spermicidal
Anesthetic or anesthetic? That’s all for normal people, what do you?”
The guy grabs the first box and runs away shouting, “Well,
The goats! “P is R!”
And the curtain! Into death drunk aunt with a fingering and smoking on
package from which the used test is obtained to determine
Pregnancy with which something drops.
And it begins with a good voice of market trading:
“You, wow, you sold me the wrong fake test! Give money
back to! Russian test, 8 re price. I did it, and it was wrong.
It shows!”
I wonder, is it tonight, did you use the test now?
She is: Yes! I said, “Did you drink alcohol?” She said, “I haven’t drank vodka.
“Only beer!”
For a reliable test result, you should not drink for a day.
before testing - to get alcohol and its metabolites out of the body
Go out and get tested in the morning. Everything is written in the instructions!”
She, hearing nothing, for a while cries and cries, and then,
I tried to break the window and saw that it finally flew out of the fence.
"guard" - my shifter with a scissor to rub meat guard that day
not appeared at all, because they confused the changes of duty - somebody
I did not pay the IDD, and whoever did not go to work, the aunt was scared and left.
I talked to the change officer, told me what today is the "Festival of Open Days".
In the psychiatric room and gave the box. He was left alone at the pharmacy to work.
That’s why I brought a toporik. Then the director called and asked.
I’ll stay in the night too, instead of guarding.
In a drunk state it is difficult to express:
1st Innovative
2nd Consultative
Three Annihilation
4 is The transatlantic
Very difficult to say:
1st Calculated
2nd Poorly Coordinated
Three existentially
4 is Satisfactory
Absolutely impossible to say:
1st Thank you, but we won’t have sex with you today.
2nd I don’t want whiskey anymore.
Three Sorry, but you are not my type.
4 is The McDock? No, thank you, I don’t want to eat.
5 is Why should I call him at two o’clock at night?
6 is Oh, I can not! No one wants to hear me sing.
The bear in the ear!
7 is I am not going to fight with you.
8 is Thank you, but I don't even want to try to dance - I'm broken
and coordination. I don’t want to look bad!
9 is Where is the nearest toilet? I am not going to park.
I go to the metro. The train stops between the stations. We have been standing for a few minutes. And here in the grave silence: "Government is missing..."
The older brother (01:16:50 14/06/2008)
Let me give you a topic, and I will have to put it in poems.
Shame_Begemot (01:17:41 14/06/2008)
Sofia rotar gives a concert in the men’s toilet of Pavelecki station)))
Oldest Brother (01:58:12 14/06/2008)
Men’s toilet, Pavelecki station
Practically the capital.
He lived a century in a measured rhythm:
Cleaning, night and new faces.
Usually, but on the weekend.
He was thrown away by the feeble,
The fate of fate, fate of fate.
Like a thunderstorm in the clear sky:
The event! Concert on this day.
In a man’s case.
Sophie participated in it.
and rotar. The people were not embarrassed.
Everyone listened to the lady of the Balzac years.
Not yet able to empty.
You can believe, you can not.
Maybe it will happen.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I don’t want to distract you from the exams, but I still have to get drunk.
You are my most attentive, the most caring.
See also: AGA
She: I will all boast that you complained about the heat in the office, and the lack of cool water, and you came up with freezing ice cubes at home, and even did it yourself.
See also: AGA
She: I’m just melting from such anxiety as the ice you’ve put in my bag since tonight!!! and gt;
He is: Oh