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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5673
 23.05.2008
by xxx1:
They came to me (I don’t know how to call them) from the support service, they wandered half an hour over my devil-machine!
YY2:
and what?
by xxx1:
They spoke to her with various glories, laughed violently, called some Demon, basked with him about life and at the same time sometimes asking about the state of connection, having learned what this Dima said, they rounded their eyes, tastefully rubbed, in seconds shielded how much time was left until the end of the working day, and dropped down, telling them to call them tomorrow...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5672
 23.05.2008
OEP came to the company. We went to the server, they say check with us... Admin grit - please check the server - check:) The monitor is turned on by the switch on the side...
Further we hear the screams and the Aztec or...
It turns out until recently, when we still had not quite licensed software there was a system: the monitor near the server was turned on by a healthy tumble on the side, and the button of activation of the monic turned on a powerful electromagnet inside the server and destroyed all the information in case of anything. Buy two new hards.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5671
 23.05.2008
Andrey-the-first: Fuck... It is much more likely that the Albanians will be able to write correctly than the Users will finally feel the difference between memory and hard disk!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5670
 23.05.2008
Describe the problem so that it is clear. And not so: “Something somewhere is like this, and suddenly that’s all, aaaa! Cut off my hands!and "

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5669
 23.05.2008
<wax> donated blood from a vein in the clinic well gave up, the blood is like not going, the watt immediately thrown out.my doctor was not sitting there waited for him.shortly unnoticed for myself fell asleep.I wake up from the fact that somebody holds me with force, shakes the shit like the watt shouts.I open my eyes some guy whispered with all дури.I get up angry with a scream "you cheated?I start to fuck him broke his lip,fingal put...then it turned out that I removed the cotton early and my blood went strongly and the hand started to drop.the guy thought that I opened my veins and turned off.I decided to get in a feeling.it took a long time to get rid of...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5668
 23.05.2008
The Telecommunications Forum

A polio grandmother from the neighboring house claimed to protect our institute building.
Carla, they are radiating! Cable TV, and maybe, the Internet... We have all gone away from the enthusiasm of the Internet, and in the head of zombies. One expert explained it to me.
She complained to the prefect, the commission came, something was measured.
They said "76". Give me a scientist, a radio physicist (and we have a radio physics institute), let him tell me what 76 is!
The guards called me – as such a scientist. What is Important? Still, the aunt does not let anyone say a word, constantly speaking herself.
- I understand, everyone is bought and intimidated, but I am also not a lick. What kind of scientists do you have if you can’t tell what 76 is?
Everyone was rescued by the head of the guard, a former man. Who asked:
How much is 76? See also 120! What are you complaining about?
And you know, it worked! I cleaned up.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №5667
 23.05.2008
I understood the reason for our misunderstanding.
2nd?
2 and?
1: in the fact that you just have a different location of the brain hemisphere and therefore you are half a ball = D

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №5666
 23.05.2008
Has the Czech Republic approved the deployment of elements of U.S. missile defense on its territory?
Let us deploy missile defense in Cuba – to protect the United States and Mexico from the missiles of Honduras!

(c) Vanmore, (p) equals

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №5665
 23.05.2008
On the news page Details:
The UN Population Fund has decided to send 220,000 condoms to Burma, which has been hit by the devastating cyclone. According to the representative of the foundation, contraceptives are necessary for survivors to be able to carry out family planning.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5664
 23.05.2008
I am 18 years old, tell me about yourself, where are you studying? What are you seeking?
YYY: Well, I’m already retired. I grow tomatoes in the country in the greenhouse... I want to buy a new insert jaw))))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №5663
 23.05.2008
No, I easily perceived when my ass was broken. I was sure that from my ass they would be sending all kinds of shit. But these idiots rediscovered all my contacts!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №5662
 23.05.2008
She is:
I have 7 exams, I’m wildly sorry, but I’m breaking my ass at such a pace.

He is:
I also wildly apologize, I can’t stand up... and you haven’t tried other ways to give up?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5661
 23.05.2008
Ermegil
I watch cartoons of the Horn and the Copyt (I was inspired by our plays of the Horn and the Copyt)

Ermegil
Why do bulls have witches?? to

Ermegil
The milk they drink.

Ermegil
When I wanted to get upset about the fact that the cock has teeth, I understood the sacramental truth... childhood was over.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5660
 23.05.2008
Popoff17
Will you go to the bone for birth?
Alcash
He did not invite me, it is not appropriate for me to go without approval.
Alcash
Not ethical, not decent and td and tp
Popoff17
Yes or No?
Alcash
Fuck that yes.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5659
 23.05.2008
I guessed Skanwood. For a long time it was a question: "Here - ping, back -...". It turns out that Pong... Can I still be cured?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №5658
 23.05.2008
Sveta Zabolotskaya: fucking a day I roasted in the girls in the book of reviews wrote...... "I wasn’t sold beer because the seller joba pizzas"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №5657
 23.05.2008
Alexis (12:17:55 22/05/2008)
The artist’s eye looked at the photograph.
Alexis (12:18:02 22/05/2008)
and fell

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5656
 23.05.2008
Fuck, I am now sitting reading about the "carbid - a guarantee of a happy childhood", once all the fun jokes immediately remembered, because it was real: a crowd on the crowd with the neighboring courtyard, glasses beaten and shootings from the guard, getting puzzles at home for coming 3 hours later, smoking a cigarette Malboro on five and "Iii-shak", walking through the whole city to the beach because there is no money, fucking each other in front of someone who kissed...
Then the first computer club opened in the neighboring house... the 21st century.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5655
 23.05.2008
Did you say anything wise at least once in your life?
When my brother and I were riding a motorcycle, before we turned over I said "brake"=)))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №5654
 23.05.2008
Always re-read the text to make sure you have not missed a word.

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