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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №7123
 22.06.2008
And I will wear a halloween table with the inscription "12111" and I will go to scare the people :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7122
 22.06.2008
>>> And why do you watch without sound?

<<< There is no column, my mother took it to work

>>>The Poor( Well, don’t get stuck, put on your headphones and listen)

<<< Are you a fool? Do you want to burn my computer? How will they earn?? to

>>> and how do you play the game?? to

<<< There are other processes.

>>> Oh yeah, sorry, I laughed without thinking ))))))))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7121
 22.06.2008
If the boys love to change often,
So the crunch is just bl@d, it’s very bad...

>If the boys change often likes the crumb,
So it’s a piece of pedras, it’s bad too...


If girls fuck often loves the crumbs
A hammer, which is not bad. :)

>If girls fuck "just master"
So, the crumb is a puddle, but fuck it!

>>If girls change often likes the crumb,
It would not be bad to call him a fool.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №7120
 22.06.2008
Fool, enough to send one and the other quotes but with a couple of added phrases, do not hide the tower, affects - kill the eye. Please please.

Personally, I have never done that.

I agree, we plush!



We bring it to the top, we dropped the urds.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №7119
 22.06.2008
The House of Representatives (12:11:48 18/06/2008)
I read somewhere that a man is dumb from television... I don’t remember what it was based on.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7118
 22.06.2008
D.Blain: Oh, these guys... My name is David Blain, do you want some street magic?

All: No No No No No No No No No No No No Nihua, we should start.

D. Blaine: What kind of client are you using? Is it ICQ or QIP?

All: well Kip, well what? What fucking thing can you do? What password do you use?

D. Blaine: What groups do you have on your contact list?

All: Well there are Friends, Telks, Family Hole, Employees, and what more?

D. Blain: Are you sure you don’t have a General group?

All of them: the wreckage! Fake my Moscow! You’re a damned demon, you’ve made David Blane, we’ll report to the police, you’ll be locked up, fucking!

12111: Okay, okay, don’t be nervous, I’ll show you the last trick...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7117
 22.06.2008
Vanity (13:34:42 20/06/2008)
Here are those guys. I do a special street magic. Who wants a little magic?

Reptile (13:34:59 20/06/2008)
No is no!

Vanity (13:35:19 20/06/2008)
Who do you have on your contact list?

Reptile (13:35:36 20/06/2008)
For example, Kisa

Vanity (13:35:59 20/06/2008)
Are you sure there is no user 12111?

Reptile (13:36:18 20/06/2008)
The Temporary! This is more than X!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7116
 22.06.2008
Oh, oh, that is just that...
I go to the mail, look dumb on the page, see the weather: +25. Then I pressed on "plus". It fell, it did not increase.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7115
 22.06.2008
I'm going to get rid of it if Russia wins the championship!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №7114
 22.06.2008
For some reason it seems to me that 12111 is Lena’s number, who should love Sasha.

This is a hit. Men, to the top!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №7113
 22.06.2008
Russia attacked the Netherlands. Do you hear? The Netherlands!! 1 to 3!!!! Uraah!! I do not believe!!! to

and plush! Let everyone know how we are sick!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7112
 22.06.2008
HHH
What a stupid fashion to wear dogs!
WOWU
What are you doing now? O_O
HHH
I was attacked by a pudel in a sports suit this morning. I got stuck in my trousers with a dead grip, this is the infection!
WOWU
LOL
Gopnik to Hule! and ROFL

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7111
 22.06.2008
HHH
She is really a good man.
HHH
But that doesn’t stop her from fucking ?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7110
 22.06.2008
I N F I N I T I (17:15:32 18/06/2008)
Is it not Russia?
DiGiT (17:15:37 18/06/2008)
NOA
DiGiT (17:15:40 18/06/2008)
Crimea
I N F I N I T I (17:16:10 18/06/2008)
Crimea is a city, not a country.
DiGiT (17:16:21 18/06/2008)
Crimea is a peninsula.
I N F I N I T I (17:16:36 18/06/2008)
AAAA
I N F I N I T I (17:17:18 18/06/2008)
This is the continent, not the peninsula. geography taught?
DiGiT (17:18:13 18/06/2008)
The Crimean Mother?
I N F I N I T I (17:18:34 18/06/2008)
Yes to!
I N F I N I T I (17:19:03 18/06/2008)
The peninsula is Sevastopol.


Girl-Moscow, 18 years............I cried.... and what now children are taught in school????? to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №7109
 22.06.2008
It does not speak the letter RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tagged: sorry
Multiple: Why
anie:no how, he will never be able to say "chort" "death" "joy"
Annie: and much more
Cartoon: but can say "love" "I am a virgin"
Anie: ah because to say "Let’s get cancer" won’t work
You can say "Let’s go on"
Anie: but "I fuck you in the mouth" can't fuck twice
Cartoons: but can say "wipe me off with my lips"
This is a lot more romantic.)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7108
 22.06.2008
Will we win the Swedes?
They have Ibrahimovic.
We have Arshavin!
They are more experienced and stronger!! to
We are younger and faster.! to
Well... I don’t know... they have a captain – gay!! to
We have the Paddlers!! to

And we won :) )

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №7107
 22.06.2008
WiverN (17:14:51 18/06/2008)
I think - what the printer name is, which is near me.

altlucifer (17:36:53 18/06/2008)
And how?

WiverN (17:39:28 18/06/2008)
I’m embarrassed to go to him and ask.)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №7106
 22.06.2008
PAUK__: How is the work?
Fuck, we’re playing this way.
PAUK __!??! to
Witch: Our cat in the store made a beige "telephone. R", wrote "red" the post "cat".

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7105
 22.06.2008
<111> The People! Give me something I can think of with a tap and a hole. I will bring you something useful!
<222> I have some money here...

Here is!! Where is that guy?! I need him. Let me collect r2d2

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7104
 22.06.2008
Don’t worry about contact 12111. Chuck Norris decided to set up an ICQ client.

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