She: And in my wife there is clearly something legal.


He: Fuck, did you understand what you said?

Friendly! who remembers Frank Sinatra, Louis Armstrong, Ray Charles, who was put in place of the cradle "my way", who doesn't care, with WHAT and how they compare the idols of 3 generations of melomans on rap forums and in chats, plus. And put your foot in the subway, standing next to a 15-year-old imbitil with a complex of a small member, which he compensates with a half-face hat and pants in which our nuclear potential can fit and still space will remain. With respect,

kuka: Ppc, today learned from the manager that the customer asks not only to place his layout in the magazine, but also to make a new one.

kuka: the customer said "we want to know how your designer sees our company!"

kuka: After brief talks between the manager and the designer, it turned out that the designer sees the customer’s company in the grave.

For the girl, it is less important that she has curved hands, the main thing is that her legs are straight.

Can you finally make every quote form "a quick answer"?

Sanya
I will protect the dissertation - I will set the fire correctly - so that all services work normally
Resonance
And I’ll defend my diploma – I’ll hit the fuck on all this and go to the woods to live. Away from the army and all the feer-huyers.

She
This is fucking. Last night my husband came to us...we couldn’t rest for a long time :( from him.

She
He can sit in mine. So better not answer me for a few days...to avoid unpleasant situations. Okay to?

He is
How to check?

She
Ask the weather.

She
The answer was better yesterday :)


My favorite wife obviously did not think that there is still a history in the ass... ;)

xxx: Something I’ve been bothered lately by persistent thoughts about the possibility of suicide. At work – full ass, the girl – doesn’t give... I’ll go drown :(
Yyy: So, is it time for me to start looking for a new sales manager?? to
xxx: Oh :( Andrey Viktorovich, sorry, the window was wrong :(

A couple of years ago, British scientists began studying frogs to find out how their cut-off legs grow. You know why? To then transplant this gene from a goat to a human. A broken hand - no problem, the fox man will grow up again! Do you like the length of your penis? Remove it, maybe the next one will be longer.

Xxx: SMS from a girl
YYY : Which one?
xxx: "Sasha, when you stop being angry, please call me."
XXX: I want to answer her.
YYY : what?
xxx: "Naska, if you want to call me please"

Tyler
The leather was so dull.
Tyler
In the salt...
Tyler
Red, not very salty, not stinking
Senya
Shitby
Tyler
Take a medium piece.
Tyler
It shines from fat.
Tyler
Eat the cabbage first.
Tyler
Then break in half.
Tyler
Remove the skin - by the way, it cleans perfectly
Tyler
Eat small pieces of fat meat.
Senya
by Fuck! This is the Gestapo!!? to
Tyler
Then on the slices transparent meat... each slice you suck.
Tyler
And don’t forget to make fresh cold beer from a bottle.
Tyler
and then a stretch of lime with a liqueur...
Senya
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
Tyler
Yes, the bottle is shaken.
Senya
I will take revenge on you, Gaga. I’ll tell you how my grandmother spoke yesterday. The flesh is cold, sweaty, moderate fat and not very salty.

Swiss scientists laughed for a long time, reading a quote on the BORE about the cellular communication tower in the village, echoing the already almost completed Great Hadron Collider.

The programming language is English... and the line drawing function is DrawLine and not DrawLine.
>NarisovatPalo4ky

People can’t be together forever... Sometimes they have to joke.

I sit at home playing X 5 on 5, usually it is I scream with the screams - Rash zig!!!B is all!My parents were not home that day. There were 2 guests :) I didn't think long for them to prepare lunch. After a few minutes of speech and games, suddenly the parents, presented to them the painting of Repin! A screaming son who plays the game and two puppets cooking in the kitchen... A father approaches him and pronounces with a serious grimaso: “Son, tell me, please, how you can make two girls cook at the time you play!”and "

<+Mahno> strange thing, before only drunk dragged to break up on the grandmothers, and now it turns out to have copies that can be liked without alcohol
<+Mahno> may it be old age and I need less?
<+warfolomey> I am not drawn to my grandmothers for a long time
<+warfolomey> I am drawn to the crews of the DPS

He just told us that our chief developer.
From the bank came the requirement to remove from one form the button with which the user was deleted, i.e. they decided not to delete them at all.
The task was sent down to the programmer and after days he reposted "Everything is done".
The module was handed over to the bank.
A week later, a new error was corrected.
The essence of the error was that the button was left, but it could not be pressed... it ran from the mouse across the screen.

The programmer was repelled by the argument that he exactly performed the TZ, the user really could not be removed from the system.

and Interactivity:

Dad by email: I went to Miss.
After 20 minutes, Misha on the ash: your dad came to me.
After 10 minutes, my mom called my cell phone: I just met my dad. Did he tell you he was in Mississippi?

You start to feel like you’re getting older when instead of asking a girl if she has a boyfriend, you slowly look at her hands for a ring.

I list the magazine "Windows Vista"... Page on the 10th I hit the article: three games that help fight insomnia. Description of The Endless Forest. You are a deer. I could not read further. o.o