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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8127
 26.07.2008
I think we are on the way with you!

I don’t think... I’m not going.

Djixer

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8126
 26.07.2008
Are you going to grind?
She is: thank you.
he: "thank you, yes" or "thank you, no"?
Thank you, I don’t know.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8125
 26.07.2008
Did you go to the sea with us?
Why does it sound like "I want to see your breasts"?
He is :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8124
 26.07.2008
Let’s go see what’s going on in the movie to know what to shoot.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8123
 25.07.2008
Is it really because the eyesight is broken?
WOW: Of course, it will be spoiled if the member is such a size that it needs to be looked at in the lump.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8122
 25.07.2008
The told story:

One uncle came to the market on a motorcycle with a wheelchair and put it near the road. And the road under the hill... Well, I left, and the iron beast broke off the bond and so carefully went down. The man broke the case and struck after him.
Picture with oil: A motorcycle runs on the road without a driver, and the owner runs behind him, shrinking and suffocating.
And here, before this procession on the road side-by-side comes out beha and of course catches a motorcycle. From it, the driver is drawn and begins to cover the newly coated owner with a good matte. But he is sure: "Man, where are you going? He was on the road!"

The empty scene

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8121
 25.07.2008
can someone explain what language in the word "Russian (Moldova)" - for writing construction documentation anything?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8120
 25.07.2008
Just just.
My daughter (7 years old) read something, then comes and asks:
Mom, but the Indians called "Big Eye", "Courageous Heart"... and why did Chingachuk have the nickname "Big Snake"?
I couldn’t find anything to answer her...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8119
 25.07.2008
by yadChaoS:
Ana Hathaway in Kazakhstan
And with the Nazarbayev secrecy

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №8118
 25.07.2008
Recently, a new elevator was installed in the house and a day ago a announcement was hanged:
Dear residents and guests of our car!
Get a new elevator.
He is good and not guilty at all"
O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8117
 25.07.2008
Lenivec
I called a taxi for the city. We explain to the operator how to get there:
Go to N, there to the right. Look at the policeman.
Is it a monument?
0 - O

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8116
 25.07.2008
Does my dad smoke?
Nubby: No
TuchkA: and my yes, yesterday came, smoked, I opened the window, I can’t breathe, and at night it froze very much. we have cold here, the weather is bad, the summer has ended, and all because in Plesetsk launched a satellite
NubbY: female logic in action? O_O
What does this have to do with logic?
Nubby: It’s true, and there’s a logic...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8115
 25.07.2008

This is not a dog, it is a complete business.
After long training to go to the toilet,
She walked her foreheads into the bowl and wrote on the floor. I don’t know, should I punish her?

Shadow: It seemed like she was in the pot...half.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8114
 25.07.2008
Nastya (14:50:30 23/07/2008)
very funny morning, I came out of the car on a raft, I look at my legs and understand the demand that the left foot on the right foot and the right foot on the left...))) And something so funny to me, I go laugh at myself, I lick, I stumble myself, the feeling as if the shoes are about to fly, and to the subway to go another 200 meters - through the crossing, then the escalator... cables in different directions, all as if only and look at what on my legs))))), I go laugh, I get to the bench in the subway, I sit down and understand.... that everything is in its place, and I rye even more, this is what means self-suffering)))))))))))) and immediately go comfortable and excellent shoes

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8113
 25.07.2008
YYY: Listen, I urgently need a portion of pizza...y, I can’t force myself to work.
XXXX: Listen, I am preparing the documents for the bank, adjustments, if I do not do them, we will crack the credit line of 700,000,000 rubles, and then I will have so many pizzas that I will be able to share with all of Moscow, the Region and you - a car and a small cart will get...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8112
 25.07.2008
Alex, you don’t like me.
Come here, I love you.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №8111
 25.07.2008
She: Tell me honestly, am I smart for a blonde?
For the blonde, yes.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8110
 25.07.2008
The video is full of shit. Jeremiah is fucking. Par-Par-Pam and Par-Pam
Bring to the top of the plywood, if you agree that it needs to be removed nahuy and not shame the bor.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8109
 25.07.2008
From Men’s Health:
Of course, any lady will confirm that a man with pumped biceps, a relief press and an impressive member is cool and helps well from coughing.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8108
 25.07.2008
I saw an anecdote yesterday. Close to October. On the "zebra" came out a aunt on the focus, and behind her is a hatchback, everything as it should be - red sprayers, caps, stickers, and drove 18 years in a cap. In general, since the aunt was decent, she decided to surrender back and not interfere with pedestrians. The sixth does not notice. In general, I stumbled into the front buffer, while the threshold and thunderstorm was much more than it should be. I am standing in front of you watching all this. A boy jumps out of the sheet, runs back, and then I understand where the thunder came from - he picked up the rear bumper and put it in the salon, and only then ran out to scream on the aunt from the focus.

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