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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №5113
 12.05.2008
To the country took an old computer 386, lochmatth year, of course USB there is not provided. I decided to get connected to the internet through a mobile phone. In general, I expressed this thought in the brilliant lines "How to reset so that it goes through the phone through the com port" and told them to Yandex. He managed unclearly how to use and rearrange alien weapons, and, it seems, he possesses a deeper understanding of the alien techniques.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №5112
 12.05.2008
We sit with a friend in the park, thinking about how to shoot a story. Like it seems that black and white is better... I get up, put my hands to the sky and shout: "IMAGE -> ADJATESMENTS -> DESTAURATEE!!and "
A voice from the crowd nearby: "It’s you fucking fuck someone called!?and "

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №5111
 12.05.2008
Fuck, now my girlfriend burned off: "Which fuck, fuck, my hair?and "
It is literally :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №5110
 12.05.2008
My brain is a prostitute.
WOW : Why?
He is all fucking!!!!!!!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №5109
 12.05.2008
Announcement of the program: 'Daria Donzova dogs understand human speech!'Pipets! walk they her stories of detectives and talk about...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №5108
 12.05.2008
Really with the girl I met the blonde.On my question what her name she answered Veta, by passport Victoria, and her mother calls her just Masha))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №5107
 12.05.2008
One lovely person, piercing my tongue, strictly punished me not to drink alcohol whole (!) A week. I listened like a fool... then it turned out that he banned another girl from having sex for a month))I was still lucky. Thank you, the fucking Daniel Master!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №5106
 12.05.2008
enTbITb_cJIEBA is:
Judging by how Citus works in Medvedkov, they decided to save on network equipment and put a brigade of Tajiks instead:
-Eye, Ravshan, 21357 packages sent. The smoke, ha ha?
-Nasalnika said - over-smoking open, when we over-smoking - people call, complain. They say they hang.
-College, if someone hangs, it is ecology and poor inheritance to blame. Stop it, my colleague.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №5105
 12.05.2008
Stormbringer (23:24:37)
I miss you.

Stormbringer (23:26:52)
The brake fucking

Translator(23:35:11)
I miss on you

Translator(23:35:11)
A brake is a pancake

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №5104
 12.05.2008
Do you also continue to click on the plus scratch?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №5103
 12.05.2008
1:it is a writer (the basis of life - not much of the fact that the cat turned out to be a cat, nor does it want to refer to another nickname, and the old one - Xusha
2 to run)
1: you are well, and you would see the sympathetic eyes of the veterinarians, when after the question of the'sex of the animal' they ask his name!
2 by Patel!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №5102
 12.05.2008
Djn: Yes, he’s a good guy on one side.
SBk: Like the speaker: "he’s a nice guy on one side, and fuck him in the ass on the other".)))))))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №5101
 12.05.2008
antizzz
Would you like all the fools to be put on a spacecraft and sent to another galaxy?

Simsalabim
NOA

antizzz
I would like)

Simsalabim
If you leave, with whom will I be friends?

antizzz
]:->

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №5100
 12.05.2008
Susannin proved: The Abbey is an invincible dirt.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №5099
 12.05.2008
I smiled about the cat.

And I remembered how after our visit, we prescribed a medicine.

For the first time, I can’t decide anything and here is my grown-up child.

resolutely catches the cat for a fist, so that the fist opens

and fully. In shock, I ask where she learned this, the answer is:

My grandmother affected me like that when I was a kid.

Pleasant childhood memories.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №5098
 12.05.2008
The peculiarity of our mentality: everyone is ready, if anything, to go to the front.

No one is ready to go to the army.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №5097
 11.05.2008
zoom_zoom (23:03:44 10/05/2031)
Doctors found a woman with half the brain
Insanity (23:04:03 10/05/2031)
Coolly
Probably evolution
They will soon appear in full.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №5096
 11.05.2008
I don’t know whether this is true or not, but a friend told a friend’s story:

Going to the boats. The evening. Tomorrow battle and so on. The Holy Inquisition sits at the fire and rests. Their spy comes and says that somewhere in a kilometre barbarians are sitting, say, go with them until we die. Well dressed (full latte, swords, shields, strings), we went. For the sake of the incest, they took a bowl with the barbarians in a half-circle and flew into the light of the fire with the screams "For the Holy Inquisition"!!!! to
In general, they were not the Rolewicks-Barbars, but the Satanists who just killed the cat. The last of them were found 8 km away unconscious. He crashed into a tree while he ran away.

c) Riding a cat

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №5095
 11.05.2008
He: Let’s try Lifestyle, or the Contexts are already...
They are not delicious...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №5094
 11.05.2008
Suddenly I wondered why the eggs exploded. I decided to ask Google. He wrote a direct question to him "why an egg explodes in the SPC". The first reference caused me to hysterize.

"SVH means I serve the Devil’s Army! Read the Bible! They explode because the Lord Himself does not allow eggs to be cooked in the microwave on Easter!

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