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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №6883
 16.06.2008
How smart I am! She cleaned, cooked food, bathed, brought beauty.
You don’t have to do so that you don’t prepare for the exam.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6882
 15.06.2008
I recently married her, I carry her arms to the apartment by tradition and here she is:
We have already signed up, right? Should I go over the neck?
I hardly held her.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6881
 15.06.2008
XHH: Sometimes it seems to me that the administration is paying 2x2 wages with drugs...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №6880
 15.06.2008
allergy
I love you)
allergy
and to eat)
The Danger (16:44:16)
And who more?:D
Allergic to children (16:49:46)
You of course.
danger
I thought for a long time.)
allergy
I ate

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №6879
 15.06.2008
XXX: I watched a TV show.
xxx: there was about twins, and the nature itself specifically creates the same people...
HHH: HZ Koneshn, but I think the designer just got sick...
There was also a man who, after his clinical death, remembered all his 125 previous lives and all the languages he spoke.
The bag system?
Did you smoke again?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6878
 15.06.2008
Yes, in the course of the collection still read Bach...))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №6877
 15.06.2008
Mask is

Do you know any cool movies about zombies besides the abode of evil?

Doomych
The family of Adams)))

Mask is
But what, except for GH?

Doomych
The House 2

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6876
 15.06.2008
now, entering into the "discuss", I try to guess what exactly, in the quote, will be discussed...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6875
 15.06.2008
by Eskape:
Baseball has fun
A loud matte is heard.
broke up again.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6874
 15.06.2008
I read the news:
Tokio Hotel singer cut off the ligaments... finally done!

Do you think it will hinder him?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6873
 15.06.2008
XXX is
What do you think?

YYY
M. about sex

XXX is
You are all such men.

YYY
Well, I could say, of the stars that illuminate your beautiful face and of the beautiful moon that is reflected in your enchanting eyes... but that would be a puzzle.

XXX is
I don’t know it, but I’m looking for it ?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6872
 15.06.2008
by Lamk. ? toreal drug, especially at 70 lvl;
by Lamk. ? toThe second night was gone.
by Lamk. ? toMeaning in sequence. But I had time to sleep there.
by Lamk. ? toI pretended I didn’t have a network.
Kirill: Hi hi hi hi hi...
Look at me sleeping in another tent with you!
Kirill: You’re going to have more cracks, and you’re going to have Tetris clanking.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №6871
 15.06.2008
The last living creature that I kissed was some kind of spider in the club when I ate the cabbage somewhere in the winter.
I am a horse
The last living creature I kissed was a whore, and I don’t shake myself.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6870
 15.06.2008
I’m tired of crawling =(
222-O_o fucking that mass phenomenon to me so) electricity should be melted))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
My mom screamed at me yesterday because I bite every day.
111a I ragged said that she has eyes like David Blain when she is angry 8D

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6869
 15.06.2008
Oh yeah, he’s an acupuncture guy) yesterday, Prikyn stated that he fell in love!))))
I am in love with him!!! to
I asked Molly, how did you understand it?
He replied, “When I kiss her, I don’t think about how the saliva goes into her mouth through the salivary channels, and how the jaw-face muscles are strained, and how we look like we are eating each other.
Killed by *ROFL*

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6868
 15.06.2008
I put a gamepad. This program will set the curse of the pharaohs on your computer." Smiled.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6867
 15.06.2008
Tyrael: Yesterday we went to Halk.
The girls in the box office long flattered from phrases such as:
Two tickets and a hole!
2 tickets and 2 tickets.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6866
 15.06.2008
I, as a tour manager, listened to the nonsense of one tourist, who spoke to the whole office, what hero she was not shown during the excursion "the window to Europe", which Peter I cut. I told her for half an hour that it was a figurative concept, a metaphor... Aunt only humbled when my colleague told her that it was a “window” on restoration. After a long time, they looked at me like a fool.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6865
 15.06.2008
<@dragonflymari> as strange as
<@dragonflymari> is written separately?
<@rangil[away]> ugu
<@dmitri1ee> no, the writing is strange)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6864
 15.06.2008
My mom bought me a blanket.
He said, “Aha! The class!! to
Let me go and pick up the carpet today.
The blanket is not a carpet.
He said, “Let me go and take a blanket and a carpet.
My mom bought a dress.
Not the carpet.
The carpet is not a blanket.
Does she give us the carpet or not?
She is: Aaaah, the carpet! He would say so. Go in, you will take.

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