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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6903
 16.06.2008
<4eIIIuPcKuU` KOT>
If the boys love to change often,
So the crunch is just bl@d, it’s very bad...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №6902
 16.06.2008
Why are you chasing Zea? He came here when you were still at home instead of basha!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6901
 16.06.2008
I saw an outdoor advertisement of axe with a girl with a mouth in chocolate. I have to say that it looks terribly unnatural and more like a bloody fist. with blood in the sun. Rita thinks white chocolate would look more harmonious.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6900
 16.06.2008
A cousin teaches in the school, line of composition of the 10th classroom:
Eggs, frogs and strawberries help the gardener eat insects.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6899
 16.06.2008
What patient in our project came up with an extension for files of configuration.yjq...
> I tried to create a check.yjq file, the Russian layout was enabled. Maybe I’m paranoid, but I don’t think it’s easy.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №6898
 16.06.2008
and Fieriya.
We sit after the holidays we work, suddenly like a thunderstorm in the clear sky hellish cries of a new employee. I go down... I look at the last thing that the poor man has managed to squeeze “the medicine for snoring”, I quietly change the inscription in the search line to “the medicine for Lunatism” next to I lay the iron foot from the broken office chair, watering her tip, quietly recreating the panorama of the battle with the alien mind in the office, all hiding in the neighboring room, laying in the body poses. Call him the worker.

View from the face of the main character in his narrative after (in a smoker):
Dimson
“Blessed, I am squeezing, I’m grabbing the phone there already, I’m clinging to some kind of iron stuff that’s stained in red shit. I am ashamed of turning around... I think you may not have noticed that I am dirty... then a thought, and how dirty am I? Look at the clock on the compass. 20 minutes... I look at the inscription Lunatism... I begin to thumb... I turn around. Ask...a aaa (C) "Well fucking guys I got enough of the poster of Tymoshenko for half of the missed in the shredder on the floor" next frame, I see all the tubes removed, and there is silence.. in my head fucking stronger than what you arranged in the office.. especially when you see the horizontally rolling women's boots from the bathroom and hear the tones from the neighboring room... I think they robbed! I catch the iron.. with tremors in my knees I go to the hall quietly I open the door and when a hand falls out of there... and I see you all bored on the floor, and shouting me "NeeeETT Dima!!! Wake up, this is a dream!! No need more!“I’m getting a shit...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6897
 16.06.2008
Why, when a girl, which I like for a long time and hopelessly, after a break with another guy writes: "Damn, I am so bad, calm me," it seems to me very much like: "I am here in my soul, will you not lie out?"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6896
 16.06.2008
I bought myself "eight", on the road from MREO I get in my ass. have done. The first trip, history repeats itself. A friend sent me to a babysitter. Something on the tarabarsk swam and gave salt in a mixture with flour, wrapped in a cloth. She said that I was stitched, and the salt to carry with me for a month. Three days later, I was stopped in my yard by the UVO squadron, they began to search, I began to get upset, but when I was found a towel, the words: "This is salt... and... and flour!!!!"I was broken my arms and sat in the car. It is said in the expert department of the GNC so long ago did not rust.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6895
 16.06.2008
I had to find a local sitadmin in the office today. They asked the Aboriginal: "where?" - "and here you go there, there sysadmin Lev Alekseevich". We came and looked into the room: “Hello, are you a Lion?” – “No, I’m a tiger, and the Lion is usually sitting in the next room.”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №6894
 16.06.2008
I sit at home, lazy looking at "Remember everything" with Schwartz in the main role. The movie is already old, I read more ads in the running line below. And here Schwartz with a girlfriend on the screen runs somewhere, like saving the planet Mars, clinging to a wall, and behind such a steep and terrible drilling machine with a mutant-traitor behind the wheel. Well, Schwartz, of course, not a mistake guy - grabbed some perforator not weak too and stumbled the bug right through the armor. Running line at the bottom - "The drill engineer is urgently needed"and the phone is further.
The first idea is to work quickly, guys!

Remember the size of the laptop!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6893
 16.06.2008
Fuck, I understand when women’s logic is said, but why would I drag a suco through the market to show what shirt she didn’t like?! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №6892
 16.06.2008
Phobos
After four months of trial, the U.S. Supreme Democratic Court rejected a petition signed by more than 700,000 inhabitants of the state to nullify Law No. 19 in Nevada.

Law No. 19
Sex without a condom is illegal." Violation of the law provides for imprisonment from 6 months to 5 years.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6891
 16.06.2008
User
Uninterrupted as

GSakhalin
Help Help Help

User
If possible, I will write.

GSakhalin
eight hundred eight hundred eight hundred eight hundred eight hundred

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6890
 16.06.2008
News from the BBC website:
"From diarrhea will save the patch"
Stick stronger!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6889
 16.06.2008
Grz: After the mass appearance in our glorious city of excavators Samsung and Hitachi, I am looking forward to seeing the IBM bulldozers and Apple samplers.

Better than Microsoft
Fuck the fuck! It is Linux!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6888
 16.06.2008
I am impressed that the players of all the teams under the national anthem move their lips only when their camera shoots.
But it is nothing else! Our as always the best, before the start of the match, clearly heard the players sing...Soviet anthem!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6887
 16.06.2008
I burned up xD. I found a description of the "Unknown performer":
The unknown artist was born unknown when, unknown where, in a family of unknown origin. He studied unknown where and unknown what assessments, entered unknown where and studied unknown what, but still preferred to do unknown what. It is unknown what motivated him to write his first unknown work. To the same extent, it is unknown what he thought when creating this work, but there was complete unknowledge. In his youth he experienced an unknown event and unknown how, after which he began to create unknown what.

Tags: deathmetal, blablabla

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №6886
 16.06.2008
Do you want more rights?

Get more responsibility.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №6885
 16.06.2008
A friend just told me. He brings his child for the first time.

The Kindergarten. The teacher, of course, has to call his daughter somehow.

She, with an ordinary suspense, asks:

What is your name?

A child with a breath:

It could just be Michelin.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6884
 16.06.2008
Two men are talking.

Are there any hunger pills?

There are, but they are big.

Nothing, the main thing is to help.

They are helping.

What are these pills?

and cocktails.

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