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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5873
 26.05.2008
The xxx:
How is your new job? Are the boys cute? Have you already messed up with someone?
WOW :
Oh my hello. Work is great. Poor at all.
Lovely... Yes, there is))) Even already and blurred))) Immediately with three)))
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Oh, it is fun!! to
WOW :
I even had tough sex with one of them during work hours. The rest are limited!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I want to know the details!!! Who are they??? What is their name, how old?? to
Please, the fan of hard sex is called a fax, the other two are a printer and a scanner. They know how many years!! When to throw out this metal!! Fuck, I’m going to do it soon!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5872
 26.05.2008
I have seen two dreams. One military, one of us, I will not say which.
Is it NET? Tell the military.
he: well, it was a cool fighter, it won't be good to tell, it's better to see it yourself
I have a Nate. Shut down?? to
You need to sleep on one pillow, then you can pump.
Figo, what I invented.
She: by blues, or to flick in me to chew a bush?? to

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №5871
 26.05.2008
Test for erudition
by 21/26. Do you have children?

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №5870
 26.05.2008
at work
The Queen of Light (09:33:47 26/05/2008)
How did you hide Ashka?

nuts (09:34:20 26/05/2008)
Properties of the file - hidden

The Queen of Light (09:36:21 26/05/2008)
And where does she do?

The Queen of Light (09:37:24 26/05/2008)
She went where she disappeared!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5869
 26.05.2008
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Give up...
Buying a strike grenade.
Put in the backpack.
I went on the metro.
The pocket went in and took out the grenade.
Only the cheque got stuck in the backpack.
No scene in the car.
Passengers saw her fall and turn.
The boy fell
and
......
Dishonored
All in Balls
YYYY (21:32:52 22/05/2008)
What about the pocket?
CJSC (21:33:50 22/05/2008)
Then I gave him puddles.
He gave the mentions.
The menus are also

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №5868
 26.05.2008
He is
Describe the error more accurately.
She
I’m a blonde and my computer is white too.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №5867
 26.05.2008
I read answers to tickets. There is written: wash every day. How do I tell the commission? Will my eggs be healthy?! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5866
 26.05.2008
The Prehistory:
My cat drinks water from underneath the crane. He pulls his foot and slips from it.
He went on vacation, left the crane in the bathroom a little open and asked a friend sometimes to run and pour food.
I go in, the cat runs around. I feed him in the kitchen. I’m not there, I call him. He does not run. I look into the bathroom, and there throw your cat's legs before lunch washes!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5865
 26.05.2008
It started... It was on the three sides (the substance market in Kiev)... I decided to find a 404 tent... I found 403 and 405... 404 really isn’t... And I didn’t believe in such stories...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №5864
 26.05.2008
In the office, a young girl works - receives orders from customers. One day I walk past her and hear the following:

When do you want to receive an order? In the June? ...but June is the big number one, and you can even the second!

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №5863
 26.05.2008
A few days ago I noticed that the bath in which I was bathing was by the company bash! I’m not just hanging on the tower, I’m literally swimming in it!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №5862
 26.05.2008
Cinemaniac: Fuck, where is the disk, shit, at the end of the day?!!! Should I go to the tank for him?! to
Morgan: Fuck, sorry, I turned, I forgot everything. Let’s go straight to lunch today, without insults.
Ugo, bring you too. It was "not in that window".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5861
 26.05.2008
The computer mouse (19:42:50 25/05/2008)
I hate people who crap.
The computer mouse (19:42:53 25/05/2008)
fucking

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №5860
 26.05.2008
WOWU
Pushkin is a champion!
Don’t know what kind of boy with the microphone prevented him from driving?

HHH
No, some bad Cabardine.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №5859
 26.05.2008
Early in the morning suddenly came to mind - the word "citation" does not mean humor. Quote is an excerpt from the text. It is a entertaining resource. In other words, clean rest. Are all entertainment sites just funny? Interesting, fun and memorable also has the right to be. Would you stop screaming and releasing the negative? Let us just rest.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5858
 26.05.2008
In reply to mail.ru:

1) If I finish school with three, will the mine be taken to the FSB academy?

2) I want to go to Harvard, I want to go to Harvard.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5857
 26.05.2008
Emissions of LAES
The X-Files are almost in the same place. Someone saw the emission of a pair, told another and went away. The Sarasota radio works.
YYY: Ladies and gentlemen, let us not panic!! to
I under the pretext of the end of the world for today managed three defocuses on seques divorce...
XXX: An interesting pretext.
I silence!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5856
 26.05.2008
From the announcement:
A system administrator is required
The obligations:
Management of Windows 2003 Server
Management of 1C Enterprise (SQL)
Management of SQL Server 2000
Repair of computers
- walk with harsh sight and threaten users with removing games, music from computers
Wear jeans with extended knees.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №5855
 26.05.2008
Pushkin is a champion!
Don’t know what kind of boy with the microphone prevented him from driving?

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №5854
 26.05.2008
<BaBy> Good night.A you are probably a strict and vicious representative of the authorities in this candy:)My name is Lily
<KMV> So exactly
<BaBy> And what, don’t you even object to me?
<KMV> Your name is Lila?

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