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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6782
 13.06.2008
by Beowulf:
The director came. I gave the bucket empty. He said he needed three copies by evening...I think to perform or clarify...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6781
 13.06.2008
I go to the metro. The evening is late. I observe the usual picture: some hippie is trying to shoot a girl’s number.
After a couple of stops, the hopneg realized that he would not get the number, but the brave paceg was not confused and with his last phrase got everyone around him: "Listen, give at least a call!"
(x) by SergG

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6780
 13.06.2008
The Spaniards 4:1 as well.
Yyy: they probably don’t know what we showed on the Red Square on May 9th.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6779
 13.06.2008
So what, did I eat?
Oh yeah yeah :-[
You have something on your lips.
WOW : :-R :I
WOW : - WOW
All of it =)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6778
 13.06.2008
He: Well, did you buy a notebook?
She: Yes, as you suggested with a double-edged processor.
It is almost two-core... 1.83...
It is O_O

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6777
 13.06.2008
by GA:
And when a man writes in Russian incorrectly, then yes... KILL GOT!

by FI:
Are you ready not to like it? They are so cute.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6776
 13.06.2008
tatarin_art: the coral was - after the successful defense wrote an official letter to the reviewer, I sincerely thank you bla bla bla, business style of writing...
tatarin_art: The answer comes from him, the 55-year-old physician. The Sciences:
and Senx :)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6775
 13.06.2008
xxx (00:28:14 6/06/2008)
OOOO OOO! And where did you find her?
yyy (00:31:01 6/06/2008)
We met in the subway yesterday. At first blabbled, all the shit about nothing: where you live, who you work, where you rest. The car is boring. She offered a crossing tonight. Oh well. We walked, it rained, we could go to the cafe. She is not. Take me home and I’ll drink coffee at home. Go to go.
xxx (00:37:43 6/06/2008)
Noo-ka is What is there? ))
xxx (00:45:29 6/06/2008)
Hey to! What next?
xxx (00:51:08 6/06/2008)
No to tommy!! Tell me!!! to
xxx (00:59:21 6/06/2008)
Ally! The phone isn’t there?
xxx (01:04:33 6/06/2008)
Lena, I am going to sleep. But fucking sleep now.
yyy (05:14:19 6/06/2008)
The fucking! The first time I slept when the text was written (

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6774
 13.06.2008
Paulo
I watched, what would you say?? to
Sir Arjen
After yesterday's match with the Spaniards, news is heard that a man suspiciously similar to Husa was shot amusing in the sauna with girls suspiciously similar to Kolodin and Shirokova.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6773
 13.06.2008
xx: I sit and painfully choose a new compilation...
yy: go on, go on
YY: Core Quad Don't Forget and 8 Gig Operations
yy: 4 widths in Quad-Sly
The deck must be
yy: screws terabytes to 5
yy: and small diesel generator on the balcony

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6772
 13.06.2008
chudonapalochke: Running through the corridor and crashing into the wall of the bathroom. A brother came out of the door. I missed the bonus. and :)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6771
 13.06.2008
White: I have come to the end!! to
How is it at the end?
Strange, but what is wrong?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6770
 13.06.2008
Discussion of drawings
Q: How do you feel about my creativity?
WOW: I don’t quite understand him.
The cat helps the dog, she wants to give a bone to the dog-dawn
About the Lord
But here interfere the fish who decided to avenge for the dead sister in the legs of the cat
Let me tell you all this stuff.
Ohhhh: but the fish are in danger, it is caught by a worm on a worm... so to say, it sacrifices a pedestal to more, but the worm itself does not suspect that it is a bird to hunt, a hunter who will shoot the bird in the bushes, and over all this the UFOs are watching, who laugh at all this, and the boat they have JOPA!
WOW: I have no words.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6769
 13.06.2008
No one knew who was the Prime Minister of Russia. It was always that Putin gave someone something, Putin gave it, Putin gave it.
Now no one thinks who is the president of Russia, because Putin...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №6768
 13.06.2008
The frames decide everything, especially in the film and sex industry.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6767
 13.06.2008
I am late to work. Normally I was late – an hour and a half.

Immediately resolve personal issues. My boss is one of those who

It requires a very sharp pattern, even better - confirmed by some

and paper. With paper, I just don’t have paper. A. The wicked

“Remembrance” doesn’t come to mind.

Feverishly choosing the options, I approach the crossroads, a keen eye

It marks on the other side of the street green vests and blue-white boards.

Patrol of DPS. The decision comes immediately. Half a penalty.

The cost of mental and nervous energy. I look forward to red and

I cross the street, and by markings - to be sure, and take the course straight

In the green vest. The perfect solution I found is obviously

It reflected on my face, because on the face of the DPSN was only reflected.

extreme degree of protection - the PDD offender goes straight to him in the legs,

Welcome and openly smiling.

Hi to you! I speak. I look forward to his welcome speech.

such cases.

He looks forward and hears a whisper. I also look.

I look forward to the start of the procedure. Finally he says:

What did you want?

Now I am protecting.

I have violated.

and when?

How is? Just just. I went to the red... The fact of violation completely

I confess!

When did they pass?

Well, now I’ve moved to red! You have not seen!? to

He looks closely at the question:

Why Why?

Really – why? Without a proper answer, I go into my pocket.

I get the passport and helplessly stretch it, (may this gesture "enable"

To help, I send a verbal signal:

The Protocol...

He takes the passport, scattered and returned.

Everything is fine, you can go on.

I can’t stand:

And the penalty? I acknowledge the fact of violation...

These words are listening to his already remote back - he found the real one.

The offender tried to stop.

I go further with nothing. Fortunately, no one noticed anything at work.

Why have I not been fined? I guess only two.

First - everything happened not so - the usual reaction of the patrol

The whole logic of the process went cat under the tail. And he simply

“Stumped up.”

Second, I took away his consciousness of importance! I took his gambling.

The Persecutor! I didn’t let him do his job. He was just offended.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №6766
 13.06.2008
It is hard for the Russian team to play against footballers!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6765
 13.06.2008
Our lawyer was so harsh that he broke his finger while wiping his hands with a paper towel.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6764
 13.06.2008
ClassSpoil
I just don’t see the badge.)

MMerlin
he he he

MMerlin
I am from Bodrum.

ClassSpoil
Do you drink? =

MMerlin
and Noah. Yesterday he gave up and drank from sorrow.

ClassSpoil
of sorrow?

ClassSpoil
I am delighted =)

MMerlin
I will be happy when I hold this session.

MMerlin
I gave up the past)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6763
 13.06.2008
Sentinel
Hopefully the chant will shake up...

Sinner Sinner
what

Sentinel
I will call Putin and I will wander with a bear named Medvedev.

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