From the GOS exam:

Guys, there is a lot of such operations in the bank, such as billing operations, factoring operations, leasing and other fucking. So I will not write about it. Ask for a manual of 60 pages. If you read this, then I am very sure that this is not a state exam ;)

The ICQ service is 15 years old! pass this message to 15 of your friends - your ashi flower will be golden, and 15 new smiles will be added!
Verified! It works!

Admin: Bring 5 liters of dark beer to the server, otherwise your ashi flower will forever become red.

The girl: Hm. For some reason I believe you...

Specifications of Peugeot 407:
...
1: I’t have taken a car in your place, nicknamed gay – deep throat :)
If I were you, I would change the circle of communication. =) is

Partizan

On the other day the network fell, called the saport, said they would come soon...
I did not shamefully clean the whole house before the Uncles-Setevics, washed all the dishes, burned flowers, etc. He spent about an hour and a half cleaning.
And they stumbled in their shields and it all worked out :(

Fuck, my parents love me so much...and I’m so crazy.

The case was somewhere at the dawn of my studies at the medical university: Prep - uncle of 50 years, asks the question: "well and in what form, in addition to tablets and injections, you can give such a medication?" Student: "suppositories..." Prep: "what suppositories?" student, timidly: "anal?..." Prep first rots like a slick, then presses out: "anal, not only suppositories, it is in German cinema. And in medicine, this is called rectal!"

You know, there is such a cartoon "Ali Baba".
At the moment when the “bad” brother of Ali Baba forgets the “password” from the cave, what do you think he’s starting with?
"Hemp, open up!" :) :)
Don’t believe it, read it again :)

<Obelisk> the world needs to be captured faster. Google is overtaking.

Dara: I live in the height. Yesterday I went into the elevator, behind me was a blonde. I pressed my floor, she pressed the buttons 2 and 1. We, of course, neither up nor down... I am her girl, if you are on the second, it is easier to walk, if you are on the first, then you have already come. You will decide how...
The answer killed: I am 21, a friend of mine lives there, said that here, in the new houses, the elevator system is upgraded, that you need to pick up like a phone.

A guy from the 21st, I don't know who you are, but your girlfriend is a writer!

Caps: Did you know that the actor died on the bridge during the filming of XXX?
Don’t fuck on the bridge.
Caps: Where...

Stargate :

During the day to sleep! My father is sure that I am a drug addict, but I always have a bottle of one and a half liters with water near the compact (type of dryer I am treated)....I know how to explain to him that when you sit in front of the monitor for days, you want to drink sometimes....

You are super
I had two orgasms.
It sounds like I had two heart attacks.
WOW-O-O-O from such a rubbish
Did you receive disability pension?

<%biophreak> I eat shakes in the bus. Two types of bats between them.
<%biophreak> one grit: sly hot on the computer also asku made (sitting with mobile phones)
<%biophreak> second: fucking now all computers will be dark in the ass

Particularly loud laughter in the hall of the Regional Council sounded during the discussion of amendments to the law on the maintenance of dogs and cats in the Novosibirsk region. Deputy Nikolai Mochalin then did not agree, he was well prepared. The amendment requires serious revision. First, it is unclear what to do with the mops, the Japanese chines and the Brussels griffons. This flat-smooth little thing as a stitch will only suit the covers from the pots. So, the law needs to provide how these covers should be attached to them. There are all kinds of clothes, clothes or anything else. Shi-tzu and Beijing were forgotten. A very popular species. One trouble - without a veterinarian you can't figure out where the feathers, and where, I'm sorry, the ass," - said Mochalin.

xxx: on the television was advertising of the clinic of cybernetic medicine)
yyy: Great, or I have R2D2 sick, I didn't know where to take it))

by admin (09:46:08 11/06/2008)
Did you watch porn with our collection yesterday?

From the comments to the final series of the 4th season of Lost (when they return from a burnt ship on a helicopter and the island before their eyes disappears):
I missed someone’s phrase "My feet in my mouth! Where is the island?"

dartanger: how the Egyptians were right when the tool for excavating brains from future mummies was given the shape of an integral)))

We’ve known you for a long time, so let’s go on?

To give in the pop is worth at least to hear from the guy: "I don’t have that big";