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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6762
 13.06.2008
Andrewandco
The only thing that is interesting is going on a date at the Paleontological Museum.

Andrewandco
For a long time I wanted to see a giant skeleton live.

Rogue
Is she really so horrible? XD is

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6761
 13.06.2008
In the fields of Ukraine are more and more often found longnoses with open eyes. Even they are surprised by Tymoshenko’s statement that this year 60 million will be collected. and grain.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6759
 13.06.2008
... I forgot that working lazy - almost started working))))

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6758
 13.06.2008
She: What are you doing?
He: to sweat will... cut off
He is: Sleep
He is: tired
He: So is the man in the aqua.
He is: Azure
He is: Ajure
He is the gate!
He is: Oto
She: 0 - go to bed...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6757
 13.06.2008
I’ve broken my computer and finally I’ll eat like all normal people. In the bed!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6756
 13.06.2008
Tell me where to download Ukrainian locksmiths?I am so rattled when the mat in Ukrainian.I remember with the boy in the camp was.He was at night, as long as he slept on his mouth with a pillow beat and then listened to how he matures...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6755
 13.06.2008
"The Falcon
Wikipedia about streets:

The story

Street drivers are engaged in theft of expensive elite cars, while law enforcement collaborators are in vain trying to catch them. The friend of the leader of the streets Katya goes to the newcomer Stepan, which creates a conflict within the cohesive team... In general, the film is full of shit. For stupid glamorous teenagers in the right way"

And then more:

In the main roles
Marina Alexandrov - Katya
Alexey Chadov - Stepan
Nicholas Chindaykin, father of Katie
Brad Pitt as Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Evgeny Petrosyan - Princess Kitana
Jett Lee as Master of Yoda
Nikita Mikhalkov as Lieutenant Rzhevsky
Frunzik Mkrtchan as Frodo Baggins
Bruce Willis as Cardinal Richelieu

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №6753
 12.06.2008
Today at the exam he says:
That is how I presented you.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №6751
 12.06.2008
ninja (12:30:56 6/06/2008)
He ate a plumber, laying on a chair.
I decided to wash it, but I read the basement and forgot.
Now I think how to explain to parents that this is a plumber :(


Lizzy

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6750
 12.06.2008
Sank: hihi)) "Tomorrow work: Anya, Tanya, Zhenya.... all on "ya".... as if there were no outcomes....

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №6749
 12.06.2008
I can't sleep with the compound on.It feels like my baby isn't sleeping.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6748
 12.06.2008
Kretino Belka (01:40:35 9/06/2008)
Listen to. Is anaphylaxis a profile?

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №6747
 12.06.2008
xxx: with a friend in the courtyard we go and we in the affix children of 10-11 years in the sandbox made a grave, a tomb of iron some and wrote on it "here burial eggs of Bilan";
HH: They love him.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №6746
 12.06.2008
> I'm leaving my apartment with a friend. He often comes to his girlfriend, who just annoys me terribly. When I come home and see her shoes in the hallway I regret that I am not a cat and can't suck her shoes :(

Take the cat, put it in the shoes and put it all on the cat ><

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №6745
 12.06.2008
Today I was given the diploma. The guy goes out at the board and was supposed to say:"Dear members of the commission...", but instead says:"Dear members" and is silent. Second 7, probably silence, and one reed says, “Well, well, at least so..."

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6744
 12.06.2008
Some bodies like a screw - easily and quickly put, but ask a lot of questions, can swallow and constantly lose something from the equipment, often change skins, icons and color scheme, and before accessing some folders a hundred times ask about the reality of intentions.

Some like niches - you get to catch up, forever conflict, no process can be left without participation, but then stable on 5 work all ports.

some like macOS - current with a certain system configuration work, but you can also emulate if the right connector in time to send a card based on the $ processor with the logo of Franklin

They are generally lesbians.

And in general, all of them....., crazy, like tetris - the figures are familiar, the point is to put them in the right position, and from the variety of current speed modes and different modifications of the interface!

So choose the axis under which Tetris is better!

c) id2824290

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6743
 12.06.2008
My husband gave me a letter yesterday. I quote: "For his skill in man’s brain management through @ui".

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6742
 12.06.2008
I want to learn to dance striptease!
He: A... and why? To whom to show?
Maybe someday I will have a boyfriend. I will dance to him :)
He: Aaa... advice to you... better learn to cook deliciously. Really more pleasant ?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №6741
 12.06.2008
xxx: and I didn't tell you how the new year jumped the irony of fate?
Two days ago, and it turned out to be a pornoha for pedicure %

yyy: Irony of fate, hule %)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6740
 12.06.2008
Will you always love me?
He: of course
Even if I cut off your hand.

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