Q: Why do you think my application did not go into the application program:
Today, on this wonderful and sunny Friday, the boss with a smile asked me to stay in the office until 8 in business, which I am pleased, and I ask to put him on the air something from Masani's repertoire about the boss.? to
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PZRK "The Needle" - The Dreams Are Completed
A car like a woman, constantly needs a shower and asks for all kinds of delicacies.
There are probably also boys cars.
Girl 1: Nuow, those ask to eat and fuck - type of our classics
Have you ever tried to spend money on beer for food?
I tried it here...I liked it.
The more incomprehensible the quotation about the computer, the more funny it is. I’m right in doing such things, right?
News headline: Americans will kill people with environmentally clean bullets
Unlike the standard M855 ammunition used in the M4 automatic carabines, their bullets are made of vismute, which causes less damage to the environment than lead... the creation of such ammunition is a significant step forward, which will significantly reduce the emission of lead into the environment.
I only think they have a code error, genetic?
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Today I cleaned the apartment and stumbled upon a notebook where my mom recorded my bright moments in life, such as the first word and other hernia. I read the recording:
" 2 years 6 months My grandmother goes to a stop:
Grandma, take me on the pen.
Betty and her son said:
- Grandma, now we ran on a trolleybus!"
Now I understand why the universe teachers say to me that I am naked.
I’m sitting down this morning, watching the TV, the news starts. It sounds the only phrase:
North Korea conducted a nuclear weapons test.
The fucking! Blue screen, nothing works
It turned out that the unplanned prevention on the television station...
I just found a small round in a pack of triangular cookies... how could she, so small, survive in this triangular society and not become a triangular one?
A cake with unshakable will.
Now I persuade her to become my teacher! It is silent, it does not give up, it is a big cake.
Sister plays some kind of military flight shooter, where you are given a plane and five to six crew members sitting in different parts of it. They can receive reports on the state of the races.
So here, I sit on the couch, she plays tightly on the side and whispers under her nose:
“Oh, he’s all right... He’s all fine, just great! And the fact that he is dead sitting in the burning tail of an airplane is nothing, it’s normal.
Blessed be he who first crossed the line under the quote and wrote there something of his own.
111 for the weekend.
22 is fun. We were driving!
11 What is fun?
In the evening decided to remember childhood, to play hiding games! Determined the territory in the forest through the road from the houses, well, fuck and let’s count/hide/seek. When it came to be the turn to drive XXX, he said that he was in a position to think that he would find everyone because of the fence, such as not looking. Then he went into the yard, and the rest ran away. After approximately 100 seconds, out of the fence began to be heard incomprehensibly loud sounds... Flight XXX with a lamp and a gasoline and with the screams "Who did not hide - I am not to blame!!"He runs into the woods.
The truth is, they all came quickly.
<Nata Svift> hi
<Nata Svift> to all
<Nata Svift> I have a question
<cutwater> ooo woman )))
<ForNeVeR> A woman? What is it?
<0xd34df00d_inspired> ForNeVeR: an object from real life.
<0xd34df00d_inspired> ForNeVeR: Do not be distracted, write the code.
Ra: Pha was trembling in the bathroom and lost consciousness. I had to break the door!!! to
You should be jealous of this orgasm.
“I was missing: 2055wks 3days 8hrs 36mins 36secs” “I was missing because: Sleep “”
<WAR10CK> Ancient evil has awakened
Neighborhood grandmother:
I save the electricity and put the wire in the rotor halfway. :)
I finally found a way to wake him up in the morning! Put an apple in his mouth. He begins to chew it and wakes up from it.
at one of the embassies. The cable was pulled down the loft, there was dust, dirt, suddenly one person stumbled around something and matted, the lamp was dedicated, on the floor of the plate, iron plywood with the size of 30 to 30 centimeters, something was written on it not to disassemble and a year is 18 hours of something and twisted with 4 gauges. Well, it's interesting, suddenly a treasure or a message from the ancestors, you need to twist the hooks. Not here it was, all the rust was acidified, driven into the car for a torch, laid clothes and continued the installation work. At the end, they returned to the loft behind the treasury, barely knocked down the gauge, the second gave up, and the third rolling plate was still, the latter went, but somehow strangely, the gauge does not rise up the carpet, and the screw goes inside, well, interest and luck outweighed common sense, as soon as the gauge was removed from its century-old usual place, a terrible thunderstorm spread down. In the reception hall, an antique luster collapsed on the floor, the 19th century, it weighed half a ton of a podium and was attached in this way.
c) Andrew
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Oh, how do you fuck... I’m a joke! by Jura!! to
How I understand you...
by Bahtyc.
I am admin...
...Friday, my Dr, the mood was shaken by a slope with bugs. I sit down and cook rolltons. I hear a knock on the door, the above-mentioned “exception” comes in:
Hello to Nate. Happy Birthday to you, and put on the table a “traditional” box of candy, a bottle of Chianti and a bag of cakes. Don’t get rid of Rolton.
I don’t have time to thank him, as he gets a giant bouquet of fresh roses out of his backpack. I have never had so many flowers in my life as there were in this bouquet. As I look at the bouquet, a slide appears on the table:
This is a sweater. and self. I hope I evaluated your figure correctly and he will be on the right track, - here the guy silences for a moment, looks at me and smiles. Your facial expression is like, “Thank you, of course, but I would like the processor.”
I smile confusedly. The guy puts on a backpack, says goodbye and says at the exit: "The sweater is wrapped." I turn out. The GeForce GTX295
I sit at home, in a soft, warm, cozy sweater and socks (which he didn’t say), drink Chianti, eat cakes and think, “what am I, fucking stupid, if I’m most pleased with a video card?”
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The man is in love... but the boy is in love