XXX is
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
XXX is
The Left
XXX is
Where your bones hurt
YYY
Why is?
XXX is
Yes, I know apparently one and a half boxes of beer in 2 days my liver perceived it and lost through the hand of the complainant that the next time the hands will refuse when I will bring beer home.
YYY
Roof – Roof
04.05.2008 09:40:09, Dmitriy
I woke up this morning, I was going to work, I remembered that it was Sunday, and I realized that somewhere we were fucking.)
eXtreme: invited a guy and his girlfriend to nature...
I write to him:
As for nature?
He: fishing, beer, snacks, sex in nature. class :)
I write to her:
As for nature?
She: nature... fire... guitar we take... romance.
She is:
I don’t know... somehow the other men were not hurt at all and the feeling of not being finished something remained.
He is:
PC is just...
You offer to meet to finish!
She is:
I suggest you just meet.
He is:
My heart is fighting testosterone now.)
She is:
If the second wins, it is better not to do anything.
He is:
If you have a conscience, then nothing will happen! 😉
I have a girlfriend, even though I have a fuck.
I don’t have it yet, although I’m beautiful.
Tagged with: crazy
X: How did you send your photo?? to
Correspondence by Ash. Friends of Fire
Maximus at night departed to Ural 19,k.3
Titanic 1331 is a harley.
Maximus at Devah in one place burned heavily
Maximus called the fire brigade.
Maximus drunk in advance
Maximus, I go upstairs and ask where it is burning.
Maximus is silent, smiles and ticks his finger.
Maximus enters the apartment.
Maximus there fruit, candy for two persons
Maximus on the table
Maximus I say, what is it burning?
Maximus silently in the room again.
Maximus I think maybe I’m being checked by the district officers.
Maximus is little.
Maximus I go into the room - there the bed is spread
Maximus and here all the fucking my gang is breaking
skullhole (18:12) >>... the light was turned off, I ate!! to
skullhole (18:20) >> light gave - yaa I will eat))
ortoslon (18:21) >> Photosynthesis, Hole..
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I have now invented the phrase about small chicks.
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If you can’t catch, you can catch.
Action "Gratulations to the deputies of the Estonian Parliament from May 9"
Thanks to the indifferent people, we have a list of postal addresses of Estonian parliamentarians who voted in the third reading for the destruction.
The Monument:
by mihhail.lotman@riigikogu.ee
olari.taal@riigikogu.ee
ken-marti.vaher@riigikogu.ee
andres.herkel@riigikogu.ee
tonis.lukas@riigikogu.ee
peeter.tulviste@riigikogu.ee
by armo.leinatamm@riigikogu.ee
by marko.mihkelson@riigikogu.ee
Please spread the list as widely as possible. Congratulations on May 9.
He: I don’t want to listen to your gossip, I read Wikipedia.
We are always fighting! You already got to sit there!
All couples sometimes argue.
She: But not so often!
He said, “The source?
Hollowed (00:29:40 4/05/2008)
Aida to Do
Mother of Blood! (00:30:05 4/05/2008)
Aida
Horseshoe (00:30:14 4/05/2008)
Started
Mother of Blood! (01:05:31 4/05/2008)
I slowly and erotically pull the snow-white socket from my left leg.
Horseshoe (01:07:41 4/05/2008)
With whose feet? My own or yours?
Mother of Blood! (01:08:20 4/05/2008)
Fuck the chair!
Horseshoe (01:08:45 4/05/2008)
Zap: Tell a Tale
Men: What about what?
A good dentist :)
Mans: Well, he’s going through the city of Valuev, and he’s going to meet the Gopneks,
They ask him, “Are you not a good Santa Claus who distributes mobile phones?”
He responded to them.
"Not I am a good tooth fairy", he broke their teeth and flew on the wings of happiness))
And they lay happy.
And they gathered them in the courtyard and in the gardens.
Zap: * the breath *
Armatura Zhelezkin : I understood that it was time to tie up with the Prince of Persia, when I dreamed that I was cracked in the audience, I became ashamed, I turned off time ago, and all OK...
The company of 4 people was driving in the electric car: a young couple and an older couple, they are talking about something about their own... here the girl, not stopping to cheat about urgent affairs, with an innocent look aimed at depriving her young husband of a pimple on his forehead... the guy turned and begged:
– Dad, how can I explain to my wife that she doesn’t stick to me with pimples?
Can you tell my mother how to explain it?
The intrigue: just the women have an inner rod - we have children to give birth, the rest is fisting. Men do not have that.
We have an external...
Intrigue: you have nonsense and not a stick, short, talking and with very predictable behavior
XyHTA: But it’s a nephritic :)
Yes, you won’t argue...
It’s hard when a 60-year-old man who doesn’t speak English...
Troy Fallas is just the beginning.
mishinoleg
There is another aspect here, people from ancient times called “it” what they could not explain or fear. So the words appeared: Sun, Heaven, Miracle and many more words, so I consider the link "UFO - It" quite justified.
izm
The window, the tree.
Were they afraid or could they not explain it?
The window. The first person who invented it intentionally could not explain it to the neighbors, digging an extra hole in the wall XD
I have a lot of shampoos!
Why do you have so much???? to
They all have different properties!! to
He: And I only have one... And with one property...
What is it??????? to
He: Washing the hair o_o
xxx> The most funny, in my opinion, is the fountain in front of the Palace of Sports at -20.
yyy>He probably works on the tool, and maybe on the alcohol :)
What you call a fountain is actually the technological cooling of the ice arena.
This was at a festival:
XXX is
I go from the second half to the first on the road... there are three calves (not bad), drunk in the ass... two catch me for the ropes on the regulane, where the passage was hanging, and they start to pull in their sides and say - guy, fuck us.. all three.
You know, I just wasted.)
YYY
rgggggg
YYY
They kicked me too.
XXX is
Have you been raped? :)
YYY
No, thank God :D
YYY
But if she were alone... I’d have her ;)
or 2
YYY
But not 3
XXX is
Yes, and so on three...
I almost cried out of such generosity.)