and Sgt. Joker> Well, my mother, why do the Russians not learn to make movies? to start?? to
<xxxx>no and what movie did you watch this time?
and Sgt. Joker> Dare days, to dance.
<xxxx>OMG, I hear the bad thing.
and Sgt. Joker> especially me, as a handshake, delighted the moment when a thin boy with his naked hands and a cry of ki-ja laid a dozen kicks with bites, courageously and painlessly endured a dozen hits of armaturin on the kidneys.
and Sgt. Joker> Unwillingly remembers Stephen Seagal’s answer to the question, What would you do if you were attacked by two men with knives?
and Sgt. Joker> He grit, I have 7 dan in Aikido. In general, there are very few people with this level of skill, but even I would rather run away.
by Odin! Make the banner advertising button "taxYahoo!!!" or at least just a minus! The banner that has the most disadvantages will be replaced once a week. So, firstly, it will be the most dull and unpleasant advertisement for readers, secondly, it will help remove the irritation from banners, and finally, thirdly, the reader will pay more attention to these of your banners!
Whoever agrees, bring it to the top!
Fuck... I recently learned that if your neighbor dies in the room in the shelter, then you are closed the session automatically... Sduru told the neighbor... Now we walk and cheer each other. The knives disappeared somewhere.
Oblako Listening: Time Machine - He Was Older than Her in MP3
<raspezdal> and oooon more beautiful her in jpg
<raspezdal> and was more in pdf.
<raspezdal> was smarter than her in dll
<raspezdal> and it was easier it in txt
My husband does not communicate with me now. Yesterday we sat down and ate dinner. The son of the poltarella of the tufflers did not do, I do not want, he says. I give my husband a plate and I ask him to eat, yes. And he says, I have eaten, I can’t do it anymore. I then move the plate back to my son and apathematically say: there are no pigs, eat it yourself))))))).
You know a lot about oncology.
Season 3 of Dr. House is...
So, say, in the "Battle of the Extra-Senses" they call the winners? What is this for extrasensors who can’t read what’s inside the envelope?
They gathered, Porechenkov came out, one rejoiced, the other turned and left.
things
What is Linux in two words?
SnaiperTM
Doha what
SnaiperTM
In two words
There is a small lake. Nearby are residential houses. It is clear that in the hot summer, people from these houses go swimming in it. But this summer, the lake was heavily grown with all kinds of algae, pebbles, etc. One man on a public basis decided to clean the lake. He put on a mask, attached an extender to the respiratory tube to breathe under the water, attached a load to his feet, took a hair in his hands and entered the lake.
At this time, a company of young people came to the lake to rest and drink vodka. Imagine the picture: these guys are sitting down and drinking vodka. Suddenly, everything was quiet, the waters split up, and from there something appears all in green algae, in the tear, but with a shining shade in the hands.
Everything was wet. Some immediately, some later, on the run.
N2b: "you are not a girl at all, but the hell knows what... the last time I called you a sun six months ago, you answered that you are a spherical plasmoid and sarcastically squeezed your lips".
From an interview with Gus Hidding:
It is not yet known whether Arshavin will play. Now we have Sychev, Zhirkov, Zyryanov, Bilyaletdin, but I hope we will be able to cope with these problems.
Passion: Go to me.
I want some preliminary games.
The city of Moscow (Moscow).
I am Arzamas.
I go with my husband in the car. The girl goes in a white semi-transparent blouse, and without a blade.
How she is not ashamed to walk without a lift!!!! to
I: You should look at the road at all, not someone else’s breasts!! to
How not to watch it! Breasts, they are like the distant light of a meeting machine - it is impossible not to look.
The tea machine with auto-off was invented by the first readers of Bach.
10th Immunity match Russia - Greece. Bilalettin's somewhere from 30 meters strikes the gates of the Greeks...above the gates. Immediately it is shown in a large plan and on the lips of the reader clearly: "SUKA! by Fuck!and "
after the Greek was anointed in ours, it read well on our lips:"He went nahuy";;
Forum of Machines:
and Yanchik:
This morning at a 90-degree turn, at an acceptable speed, the car turned almost 180 degrees, even my mom didn't have time to say! Apparently the stabilization system struck the car as if they were caught in the ass at the moment of entering the turn.
and Iron:
This is zoom zoom.
Gray : one of our lectures calls on a mobile phone with a melody from the happy three friends
Gray: And nothing if she didn’t play when he was giving out the tickets for the exam...
Gray: Immediately there was a feeling that something good will be done with us.
Faith ღ:aga......)))))) since you are now my husband :
I want an apartment in the center of Moscow
I want a bunch of red roses in the bathroom.
I want behu x5
4)I want to travel to Paris, Milan, Venice, Brazil, Hawaii, etc.
I want a shirt
6) I want love... oh... I want it later)))))))
So long enough 😉
Deft: Since you are my wife, you must first:
1) wash my socks in a dishwasher of cold water with soap for at least 3 years, then I will consider whether to buy an apartment
2) there are roses, there is no bath, I can put it in a dishwasher, next to soap and socks, and in general the rose is one.
Tomorrow I'll buy a model, you'll put it under the dishwasher, when you'll wash the floor - you'll remember why you're doing all this.
4) Better not to drive there, but to fly, right? Every day is better, do you think about it? Be a stewardess.
5) Okay, I'm nice, tomorrow we'll go to buy... from the rawshan new collection - all 200r
6 of Oh? xd
The Progress, the Fuck:
The Need for Speed (84 MB)
Need for Speed Most Wanted Soundtrack
City of Sanchez:
I got a crossword question: which bird puts its own enema using its own clove?
It was Chibi.
Figase nature over the bird joke! O_O
Woff :
It is important not to sneeze during the procedure.
City of Sanchez:
The main thing is not to stumble.
The main thing is not to get overwhelmed during the procedure.
The main thing is not to be a Chibi.