What dirty words we do not say from a pure heart.

The sister of his wife had a puppet Kesha in her student years. Kesha
He was a smart man, a beautiful man, quickly learned many words, and generally rejoiced.
The hostess in her presence. Something happened, my sister was wrong.
Imported food), and the clever Kesha left our world.

The owner was very longing for the bird, and somehow, blinking into the same
The zoo, where Kesha was bought, bought another puppy.
and Kyrushu. Kiryusha is a literacy-free village.
To eat and to sleep. In half a year
During the hard training, this creature did not learn a single word.
The hostess left him behind.

Once to my sister, when my husband was on a business trip, came the girlfriends of Vince.
to drink. It was already drunk a lot when one of the girlfriends with long
Their nails began to stumble to Kiryusha, scratching through these very nails.
He has a cage under his tail. The pope was angry at what.
The girlfriend said to him, "Okay, once - not a pidoras." You are already
You feel what’s going on, right?

The husband, returning from a business trip, drank a little with friends, and then
A small scandal. At the height of the battle, when in the choice of words
No shame left, the pope, hearing something familiar, cried loudly:
“Not a pirate! “Don’t be pirated!” The scandal quickly ended, because
The warring parties were roaring in each other’s arms.

A while later, my mother came to visit. On the second day of arrival
sister and husband slightly crushed, mother began to scream that in the family they have
Everything is not like the people, as a proof of what Kiryusha chanted his song:
“Not a pirate! “Don’t be pirated!” My mother’s sister got a special.
You can’t, but you can’t learn the bird.

It took a while, and the sister decided that Kirushka might not.
Kiryusha in general, and maybe the bird needs a boy for mating. said –
In the house appeared a Roma, who turned out to be an intelligent bird.
But the silent. On the first day, Roma tried to take care of Kiryushia, but
stumbled on a wall of misunderstanding: Kiryusha wore on the cage, not stopping
Oral “Not Pidorrraas! “Don’t be pirated!” He completely refused
The Pristines.

The conclusion of the story about this funny nonsense was today’s message:
Roma took the egg. Thus, Kiryusha proved that with the orientation of the
He is OK.

Have you ever called a prostitute?
and once...
And how?
Well, we sat down, talked... remembered how two years ago we divorced...

I am a loving dog. :(

Gentlemen, can you tell me how to clean it? I’ve stopped this stuff on the work note :(( I have to work if the boss knows it will kill :(( and if the sassadmin know it will be :((

The man who last Saturday in the area of 21.00 walked on the street. Alexander Nevsky in the subway with a rubber doll in an embrace - a huge respect! It raised the mood.)

Is there anyone from Nizhny Novgorod?
I am from there. What do I need? To show sights, to drink beer together, to tell about the city, to advise the hotel?
and no. How is it easier to travel around your city?

I walk down the street and meet a guy in a white cloth with the inscription on his chest: “Blowjob is better than no job” with huge black letters. Learn the English! Although he may think so.

Dimas: was in the military committee, in the medical commission
dimas: we put a few people in the last cabinet, there people are sitting at the table all kinds of x ask the type where you want to serve, etc...
dimas: and here the fucking two recruits begin to go off, all void, they write in their course that they are not suitable and send a void
dimas: I go out after all, these "pedicles" stand with two girls, explain that everything is done, hold each other's hands, say thank you and break up each with their girlfriend
Tagged with: Ahaia

I wake up in the morning after celebrating my dawn. I hear someone at the door saying -"Well, again birthday, thank you for inviting". -"Thank you for coming"
I think, and then I am who?! to

History is real.
In my student life, few people did not work, eat hunting, and
The scholarship is small.
This is not about scholarships.
We arranged with the boys in the subway - washing the cars at night.
This is a normal job for the student. Before 1 or 2 nights, wash the floor.
Car and sleep. Immediately in the car. Specially drawn mattresses, pillows,
The blanket.
He also worked fairy tales. It is true to get up at 5 in the morning. Members begin to leave
From the Depot.
This is prehistory.
Once washed the floors and decided to celebrate the birthday of one of the boys.
The Comrade.
There was vodka, but no snacks.
Drink from the throat.
In 30 minutes. Everyone was already asleep.
I Woke Up First (Eight o’clock in the Morning)
In front of me people hang, in the wagon pressure - people go to work.
We’ve been there and back for three hours.
And how the controllers at the end stations didn’t wake us up – it’s unclear.
And the wagons 7 ril sleep on mattresses with pillows and covered with blankets.
How I woke them, how they woke up.
As we walked on the perron not washed with mattresses and blankets under the mouse.
This is another story.
But from the car, no one said a word.
Something was uncomfortable.
As far as I can remember, I feel uncomfortable.

The Sims 3. He made there a lonely old man with a crumbling walk and blue eyes. He gave him genius, genius. childhood and human hatred and arranged to work in the clinic - TEEEEESHSHUUUUUUUUSSSY ))))

Some video in which a aunt swings herself in a 70cm-long anal phalloimiter. Killed the first comment:
"Kolbas in supermarkets can only be stolen with that ass!" O_o

UPS has not repaired me?
YYY: Ah, come in as you can.
YYY: * take
XXX: What about me?
YYY: No, this is my friend. If it's not difficult bread for me, take me a fuck.
YYY: So the sausage is no shit.
YYY: White
YYY: there is
XXX: *rofl* g... according to Freud... has there been no sex for a long time?
YYY: Why hasn’t it been long ago? It was long ago!!! to
YYY: * has been
YYY: Blowing

Sophia (23:53:09 23/05/2009)
What do you do

cmleo (23:53:55 23/05/2009)
I hack the server of my university...I put myself high scores for the IT test that I crashed...and you?

Someday in the future, we will tell our grandchildren: -But in our time, you could look at your home from space through a computer...And we will be answered: -How old you are once again stuck, go and bring better deer skins from the street, until they were again crushed and drunk by the mutant wolves.

From Dharma:

XXX: There is always a dohuya or one day before the exams.

Well, why, when I come to the hotel administrator and on my clean, dumb, English, with a clean, dumb, British accent, please fix the push I don’t understand. And when daddy comes, and walks over the whole hotel "Hi wont tu pi-pi, fool!" he understands it from the first time?

With KillMiplis:

I was friends with a guy from the first class. There was no sex between us. We lived in the same entrance and studied in the same class. And our ancestors, not so often, but in visit to each other. 9 the class. I go to him after the lessons, and he is typically training on a trampoline, and more simply on the bed of his ancestors. I joined with joy. In the evening, he brings me a puddle that flew during the jumping, with the words: "My mother found him on the bed and told me not to drive the baby back home." The type he was ashamed to say was that two 15-year-old idiots jumped on the bed. Macho is fucking. In a couple of days, his mother comes with my tongue to scratch. I see her look when she sees me stoning, rooting and other things. I understand with horror that I have the same cock..."

Do you want to see your ex? Wait until the head becomes completely dirty, wipe out the cosmetics, the old home jeans and T-shirt! You can safely go to the store, it will surely go out because of the first corner.

On the day of menta on NTV showed:
SOBROVEC tells: "... and once confused the apartment. We get there, with noise with the gamma, a man 8, in the room lies a boy and the ear does not lead. Someone of us is flying toward him and orets "Rise up!!Zero emotions... Then he pins the net of the bed below, which is why the lying man, still, stands up, takes a few steps and falls... then again stands up, again falls. Here the grandmother enters the room and rushes to us with the words: "Oh son, oh good guys, but for two years he was lying in paralysis..."