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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №6513
 07.06.2008
Apathy
Usually guys on the night of girls embrace, kiss, say loving words.

Apathy
And you’re the only guy with whom when you’re sleeping, instead of hugging you before bed and telling you how cool I’m, you’re telling me that I’ve got my ass cold and that I’ll take it off.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №6512
 07.06.2008
But this option was very popular with students: many future doctors believe that it is necessary to sense the prostate gland through the vagina.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6511
 07.06.2008
He worked in CARO-Film, so there the film mechanics were surprised. The films to them come cut into 20-minute pieces to take up less space, and they glue them. One of them, gluing another piece, confused the direction, and that at the session went backward and backward. Together with the sound. In all 20 minutes, none of the 50 spectators and the eye did not blink, evaluating the director's innovative move. There was no complaint at the exit. The priests, naah

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №6510
 07.06.2008
The glass
Here my father told me about the first decent mint he met.

Mal
That he did?

The glass
But the father turned somewhere on the bottom, and he followed him and fined him 200.
And then he caught him again, and returned the grandmother "sorry, there was actually no sign".

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6509
 07.06.2008
I work as an admin in a large company.
We opened an alcoholic beverage store in our house. And the month was tough and I was there periodically shopping. I already received a discount card... and that week everything worked until late and did not come in. Yesterday I came, and my sellers were so pleased, they say - oh, you haven't been there so long! I was ashamed for the third time in my life.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №6508
 07.06.2008
by Blade. A friend in my neighborhood in one room with me is drinking with his mistress, provided he has a wife. In the past year, I had a crazy time with my girlfriend. I want an affiliate. But I can’t be blatantly faithful. My girlfriend doesn’t know I’m faithful to her. I write this with nervous hands. And where are the girls who still value this loyalty? Bring it to the top. Let the mythical girls finally understand that there are mythical guys. They are loyal and devout who don’t need anyone. And those who want to be just as devoted and interesting as they are.
Z is. I am neither a programmer nor a programmer. Even if it could be so. Just didn’t squeeze.
and Z.Y Do not argue about the request to bring to the top. The cry of the soul of one of the units which cannot be seen.

There are a lot of people you are chasing. I know not a single man like this.

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №6507
 07.06.2008
Admins, a very skillful proposal - keep a personal office in the profiles of registered users. The idea is simple - to make bookmarks on your favorite quotes, so that they are always conveniently accessible from wherever there is an internet. Because they are tired of saving them in text documents and browser bookmarks. The most important thing is its own rating system, such as a 10-point and the ability to save quotes from the abyss. (Because not always what we like goes to the main)
I don't even know how to ask me to support it :) but I sincerely hope it will be useful to many. If you think the proposal is good - people, make a rating such that the top and did not dream - more than a hundred. I think that would be a worthy application. Thanks in advance.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №6506
 07.06.2008
Lintar: Well, I still don’t understand where it lies, what it takes to buy a house for 100,000,000.

XX: in the earth ) it is crawled )

Lintar: In our courtyard in the earth were digged cuttings. Are you proposing to remove the stitches?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6505
 07.06.2008
She
Have you ever thought about suicide?

He is
Every day from 8 to 17

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6504
 07.06.2008
Gho_st: Gretel> Don’t take it in your mouth
Gretel: Gho_st> I will not
Nekto: Gho_st> Do not teach her bad

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №6503
 07.06.2008
Interestingly, this is why on payment terminals before putting money you can not put the "I am not a debitor" box, which disables the sound?

The fools can’t take it off later.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6502
 07.06.2008
The new hurricane, approaching the United States, was awarded the highest degree of danger and the Order of Hero of the Republic of Belarus.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6501
 07.06.2008
Sally (22:49:40 3/06/2008)
Michael has a negative in you!!!! to

analyzer (22:50:21 3/06/2008)
Fuck the happy. I am mercy.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6500
 07.06.2008
Up to a certain age, children and adults play a fun role-playing game - they are mothered separately from each other.

c) Stager

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6499
 07.06.2008
It was yesterday. A young girl runs into the office with angry eyes (somebody was scared) and from the threshold ears:
I was so surprised that my hands were still shaking!
The whole team has been hysterical for a long time.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6498
 07.06.2008
She went to class, passed by the store. The usual such an average showcase of the sex shop is a latex dress, leather sweaters, a cloth is lying, a couple of bracelets. Napowal murdered an inscription on the window, which read: “Dress for the whole family.”

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6497
 07.06.2008
Today I’m on a bus, my grandfather, 70 years old, sits behind and reads the sign: “Gamer accessories.” And he says, “Dirty gay guys, shit, they’ve already opened a store for themselves! And they are not ashamed to call themselves ugly gay!"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6496
 07.06.2008
KoHb: Bonnpoos #72: Are there tpubbed bearings? Three letters

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №6495
 07.06.2008
What are the benefits of American democracy? They do not recognize the minus.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №6494
 07.06.2008
The preamble...

There was no electricity at work all day, cable builders

was interrupted. And I need to work off, the battery on the nail is breathing off.

An hour and a half. The interruptor lasted three hours. Pulled

Uninterruptor from another comp. In short, 5 pieces of UPSs per day

Food was put to zero. The light was given and promised.

Include it for lunch the next day. Good luck, good luck, good luck and good luck.

These, these jupes in the garage, I think, for the night I will put charging, in the morning I will take,

Half a day. I went into the garage, opened the luggage compartment, where these jupes stand,

What I think to pull out. Take the extender, 5 wires and straight into

I packed the luggage and put it on charge. I drink beer, I smoke. Yupsys

I blink with the light bulbs fun, they chew... A man passes by, stops

to smoke. Ocepenelo looks into the luggage, scratches the tail, pauses...

Ask for a long time?

I started, without going in, explaining. Depends on the load, the power.

computer, battery capacity... he listens, he listens, and the next question

Hurry up how? And here comes to me...

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