I had an idea for a microphone!
E-mail Loss Detection Add-in (ELDA)
They need to release Embedded Business-Logig Organizer (EBLO)
Let the eBloom trade.

Do you know how to make oxygen metal?
1) pour oxygen with milk - the acidity level drops and he becomes popsovik
2) Shed the popsovich shit and he becomes a fuck-punk
3) pour the fucking punch with lead and it will become a metallurgy

O_O

I go on a march. There’s a good phone call, and music from "What? Where is? When?", I didn’t stop and said on the whole marchroute when he got the phone: "Attention! answered by Alexandra friends" )))

It’s a joke, just be mine.

She: I will of course. You alone will not have much of me.

He: What is such a terrible imbalance if we are alone? and :)

She: Not why there will be a beautiful imbalance

<stallon> Why when you drink vodka in the evening, you must cross in the morning?and :(
<max> Because this is the army of sons!

Do you remember I told you that programming is like drinking a spoonful?
2: well
1: so here, your "shorten time" is like a strap. It will be quick, but with a slide.

I am talking to a Russian girl who currently lives in Australia

XXX is
Who are you working for?

YYYY

Secrets in the Club

HHH

Stop the guard?

WOWU
Yes Yes

WOWU
struck at the door.

HHH
Here are the fucking Russian girls in Australia.

The Young Padman
I also have a hobby.

Olive
Oh!

Olive
Which?

The Young Padman
I also have a hobby.

He is:
I am a real gentleman.
She is:
I noticed the horse.
He is:
0 and what is not?
She is:
"Let me take your bag until no one sees it" - it was more beautiful

I read the SMS this morning.
Behold, I am drinking beer now, and you will be very ill in the morning. Tagged with:"

Delivery time 02:00

I am the sender :(

I am not fooled, I am infected.

Natasha
It’s a mistake to think that having a fucker makes you a man... it’s possible that it just makes you a fucker.


The prostitute
It is a mistake to think that having a piss makes you pissed... it is possible that it makes you just pissed.

As a young and naive Sochi boy, he very much wanted to take a porn masterpiece.
The story grows in a sick head.
The actors came immediately. They are all my good friends... and none, my friends...
So, afraid of the prospect of a terrible gay harassment, I left the porn business.

by Stasi:
How about the theme? Is the culture session over? Did you watch Anime? = ) )
By the way, where is he?
The Cat:
In the abyss = (
by Stasi:
and??? to
The Cat:
First I watched Stirlitz, then Kin-Za-Za, and then he went for beer in my motorcycle helmet under a German casco, a black leather coat, and his high boots.
As a result: I smoke on the balcony and I see the painting – mint runs, from it this miracle in a German helmet, a coat and boots and oats: “Hitler’s coat!” Zick has! I have finished chats! Eclipse is translucating me!!and "

This is the man of my dreams.

She – I heard there are predictions about the 3rd World War in 2010 on November 21, Polyneuropa will be extinct.
I – who said that?
She was in the 2nd house, one of the inets read.

XXX: The exam will be with the special. Check the equipment, check for the presence of mobs!
YYY: Okay at the exam, you’re going to hide if the hops go with that...

[03:46:30] <Killer_Noobs> Stretch: Caroche smash like, you take a long stick, well, somewhere to the end of our galaxy, and if you go to it in the universe, it will have a speed at the end as much as greater than the speed of light

Exam in Biology:

task of genetics.

The first option. – is
Large ears and a hairy chest are recessive signs localized in the X chromosome at a distance of 20 morganides. A cheborash with naked breasts and small ears, a mother with a hairy breast and a father with large ears, married a cheborash with naked breasts and small ears. Question: how much from this marriage will get cheburash and cheburan with large ears and hairy breasts.

The second option. – is
In columns, baldness is a dominant feature, in columns - recessive. His father is a bald and bald brother. Kolobiha got married to a bald column, bald column and column were born. She was married to a hairy cowboy. What is the likelihood of the appearance of a bald collar in them?

In Russia, it is much safer to cross the road to the red and look at the sides than to go to the green and not look.

The ice left us.
The Titanic joined us.
The HDD has split.

I go to the metro. Here at the stop in the crowd, a dog enters the car. Well, first I think someone brought, and then I look without a necklace, without anything - well homeless in general. We go with her. She stands quietly, not laughing. From the soundtracks, the next station is like that. She approaches the door, stands in front of her. The door opens, but she does not come out. We continue in the crowd, my next stop. Well, I’m so joking, talking to the dog "You’re going out next?" She turned her head to me and moved to the side. I saw the faces of the passengers. 0_o 0_o 0_o