What does a woman do when she learns that her husband has gone to the opera with another

A woman?

A concert at home.

I go in the subway today... I don’t know why the mess was, well, the point is that some guy of 30 called a girl of the same years, (in my opinion, he pushed her) she spotted him with a matte, he also called her a woman of easy behavior.

A 50-year-old uncle in glasses with a beard stands next to him and says, “Why are you, man, so upset, she’s a woman!”
Near some aunt: Oh, even if one was decent...
And then this man adds: She has brains - the cat laughed!

Russia is a great country. A comrade told me that one day he was riding a car and stopped at a move near a closed shrapna. So, the heat car passes (without wagons) and stops immediately after the move, the car driver jumps out of the heat car, runs to the column, collects water in the tea car and the train runs RETURN.

See also: hello
He said: Hi!
I offer intimacy, free of charge
He: Yeah, I suggest
Is it needed?
He is not unnecessary.
She is: =-O......................................??? to
He: Okay, lady, it is time, I will go with my wife to share what I was intimately offered today, I will say that I refused, maybe she will get me a beer for that.

Tagged: electrical evil
Yesterday I ate meat.
I’m a pregnant girl "I’m pregnant!"
And he said, “There will all be pregnant. I was up"
The whole car is lying))))))

I envy Andrew, he’s at work now... and I don’t even have time for a manicure.
Why is?
I bounced

Who is in favor of sleeping and not working on Saturdays and Sundays on various national holidays, and against the postponement of holidays do not understand where we go! You have already got as much as you can, if the holiday-nefig nothing to endure, make another weekend!

(04:00 AM) Lina - I'll go out at night
(04:00 AM) Lina - in the Internet nothing eats
(04:00 AM) Lina - only we and Google Nihren do not sleep
(04:00 AM) Lina - only we and Google on the forum
(04:02 AM) Lina - * went to study further
(04:03 AM) Lina - Oh you are the same session, tweet
(04:03 AM) Lina - how do I want to go to sleep
(04:04 AM) Lina - but to see fate, Aztec fate
(04:05 AM) Lina - Nafiga yeah I am studying in the TGMA :(
(04:06 AM) Lina - now she's gone

>> is this interesting one I do? When I turn off the computer, I have time to wake up and quickly go to bed until the monitor is turned off so that the light is?

I also have time to lay out the bed, thanks to my brake iron.)

by Kalyosik:
There was a cheek in the office, too. The girls called Sisadmin, something didn’t work!! to
He comes, let’s forge, and then asks, “Do you have a mono-net?”
Girls: "Yes, sit down at the end!"

xxx (12:45:36 31/05/2008)
I will be in Warren in five and a half months.

yyy (12:45:54 31/05/2008)
Where is he wearing you?

xxx (12:46:07 31/05/2008)
I am in Moscow.

yyy (12:46:17 31/05/2008)
The Arbitration?

xxx (12:46:34 31/05/2008)
Yes but free.

yyy (12:46:44 31/05/2008)
Is it jamsud?? to

by Blade. A friend in my neighborhood in one room with me is drinking with his mistress, provided he has a wife. In the past year, I had a crazy time with my girlfriend. I want an affiliate. But I can’t be blatantly faithful. My girlfriend doesn’t know I’m faithful to her. I write this with nervous hands. And where are the girls who still value this loyalty? Bring it to the top. Let the mythical girls finally understand that there are mythical guys. They are loyal and devout who don’t need anyone. And those who want to be just as devoted and interesting as they are.
Z is. I am neither a programmer nor a programmer. Even if it could be so. Just didn’t squeeze.
and Z.Y Do not argue about the request to bring to the top. The cry of the soul of one of the units which cannot be seen.

Tatiana: By the way, recently watched the movie Dark Water. A woman from the channels killed her.
Boo: O_O
The smell?

A friend told me:
They walk with their friends around the city. The evening. The clock 10. They stand talking. There are a couple guys nearby. One of them moves towards them with a steady step:
Ladies and gentlemen, maybe...
D: We don’t want to meet.
A: A minute of thought, but I can still...
D is no.
Q: No, so is it still?
D: No, we don’t want to meet.
P: (with a quick speech) OK Can I know without knowing how long?

Stoppich (12:25:15 5/06/2008)
A friend told me yesterday that he wants to make a tattoo brightly beautiful so that it is well visible during sex and you know where he wants to make it? On the back!

The nightmare does not want to work.
MadWolf: And I want to work so much that my hands are itching, I even asked the managers to go home to work for them, but they are also hard-working, and they did not agree. Now we’ve done it all, we’re all sitting in the department and we’re thinking who else would work for it.
French :D
MadWolf: I think now the floor of the department will go to wash the floor to the neighboring office, and I will go with the other half to the warehouse to unload the goods.
But damn there we also have young and hot-blooded loaders sitting there. You need to go faster so that they don’t load everything out themselves.

In doubt what to give a girl on the DR: a plush rabbit or vaginal balls?
The vaginal rabbit.


I am a vaginal rabbit.
I am a cute shit.

<Demon_495> Hello to all! Do you have girls from Moscow?

<Sack> Girls 17-19 years old write, let’s get to know!! to

<Jenny> Hi, let’s go to private...

<Night_Cat> Hello, where are you from? ))

<Sweet> guys be careful, here half of the chat is gay. I myself stumbled on this.


by Klast

I explained to my son that it is not decent to curl in the nose. Given the age, she explained for a long time what a public place is, what a society is, what a person is.
She explained to the phrase, “You can only be a person in the toilet.”
My husband is now looking at me strangely.

by Sergio
I didn’t know there was a coffee samba. I just don't understand the meaning of this product.

Zina
Probably not buying grain.

by Sergio
In my dilettant view, it is the same as making tequila already salty and with the taste of lime.

by Sergio
I introduced an Aztec mixture of vodka with ice cream with floating bread crumbs in it and shrunked green onions.