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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6153
 30.05.2008
bini (02:27 PM) :
Fuck, once again I understand that before going out in the universe, the weather should be looked out the window, not on Gismeteo (((

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №6152
 30.05.2008
Leshij>What is the Pandora’s Box?
Mike> Me... Imagine that you’ve been broken
Leshij> and
Mike> All posts have been posted
Mike> And all this was read by your wife, mistress and boss
Leshij> The Fuck!
Mike> and WooT.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6151
 30.05.2008
I have not laughed so long ago.
XXX: Walked in the center near Petropavlovka, well, there are always different shops, tourists get all sorts of smoothies. I decided to look up and look at the bear. I open it, and it is smaller with the road. Less than a bear again.
XXX: Overall, a rather original look

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6150
 30.05.2008
I found it on the forum.no

Have you ever had a thing that you go to the pit for the grandmothers, and he’s picking you off?
I’ve been there twice, untouched.
You come to him, who are you in life? Is there a grandmother? What if I find?
He is like a goose sauce.
And he gave them in the dungeon.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6149
 30.05.2008
The driver of the car VAZ 2104 with the letter "L" on the front buffer, I very much wish to meet you. The driver of the car "EXUS".

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6148
 30.05.2008
At our work, a neighboring department came to us with a complaint that our access point with its radiation kills their brains Smile))
She refused to wear sheets :-/

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6147
 30.05.2008
Perec> The boss said to me: "...the work has to be done..."
Vootshi> The boss is a man?
Perec>... the chief is the mushic...
Vootshi> The Boss - SAYED, THE Boss - DID!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6146
 30.05.2008
"He brought the cat...
He made a toy for her and hanged it on the door.
Now I mite and pin this toy - I show the cat how to play... fascinating
Now I’m playing and the cat is watching.
It should be the opposite..."

Imagine how you will teach your cat to the toilet.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №6145
 30.05.2008
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YYY: Aha cut off riding, friend stylist is one

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He does not shave, he does not shave. How the monkey is crazy now (((

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6144
 30.05.2008
[Das Tier 20:38:10]
This is due to the password recovery system.
[=INDIGO= 20:38:32]
clearly
[=INDIGO= 20:38:41]
It is like a mailbox.
[Das Tier 20:38:55]
Aha
[Das Tier 20:38:58]
and :)
[=INDIGO= 20:40:21]
My friend stole a mailbox like that. It helps in this question when the password is restored.
[=INDIGO= 20:41:33]
And instead of her question she created it was written: "Che, the mail fucking?!Sorry for the quote :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6143
 30.05.2008
T: I propose a revolution: that the first lecture in the universe should begin at 11 a.m.!!! to
Masha : Yes!
Maia: I support
T: We sent this message to another 2 million students and 1 president)))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6142
 30.05.2008
In the office:
Chel sits behind the computer... 60 years old and what is there trying to send to the print...
The printer is in the next room.
The cry from the room: "What is the weather here? Your mother is 8 pages!and "
After 5 minutes: "what do you say? What are the other interest rates?and "
And Chel sits and teens a little so... practices about himself: "Hi Satanam... that for *uйня...*la"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6141
 30.05.2008
The new admin is harsh.
XHH: I came to the bugs and began to shake them. I even said that the computer tables are dirty))
XHH: Somebody timidly tried to object to him, saying it was not in his jurisdiction, and clean tables.
He raised the keyboard, turned over and shook.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №6140
 30.05.2008
XXX: I know him.
Do not eat too much to not get hungry again =)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №6139
 30.05.2008
Travikspb
He was 40 minutes late at work.

Michael T
Have you been removed?

Travikspb
I came first... I fucking out of my office..

Michael T
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №6138
 30.05.2008
E.N.D.: "New Hyundai Elantra XD" It is a funny journey...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №6137
 30.05.2008
We also drank beer yesterday with shrimp.

zzz: well what they say&

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №6136
 30.05.2008
by Koshka:
I come to work, I turn on the computer... it doesn’t turn on, the blue screen error and that’s all! Loading does not help! I call our programmer, he’s coming from a terrible buon, he’s carrying a crack!!!! I barely eaten! He sees the blue screen and with the screams "AAA, scuca!" beats him from the top with his fist reboots, adds "Work us!" and kicks. The PC is working!! I will call him in 20 minutes. The printer persistently shows that there is no paper! even if the paper is enough for a year! The programmer come and whisper with the scream "AAA,scuca!Work niibet!and beats his fist, enables and he works!!!!! to
And he adds to me: "Do not sin anymore!" and goes away...
I have a question: What kind of God is it that makes it work?!?!? to
The H4CMOPK:
OOO

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №6135
 30.05.2008
It was about lunch, I was sitting in the ash and, without suspecting anything, discussed with a friend of my acquaintances. In the midst of this correspondence, the accountant enters the room and we have the following conversation:
She: Hi, do you have a wireless keyboard?
I: Well, and what happened?
She: Yes, I also put a radio keyboard yesterday, just like you.
I: Great, you wanted me to help something, advice something?
She: Yes, I’d like them to start working at different frequencies, or you’ll hit me on the air.
It turns out that half an hour ago a 1C programmer came to configure something, because he only had to remove my tips! He tried to fight in the first place, when the phrases were such as: "a bouquet in exchange for the evening", "Look at her in the chest." But when it came to the phrase, “Take your donkey terribly into her little mouth,” the programmer apparently perceived it as a proposal from a computer brain, looked unhappy at the accountant and quit smoking, saying that he would not work anymore today.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6134
 30.05.2008
Buying Mac addresses from dead networks

The cleansers

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