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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16203
 02.05.2009
Another story about a cat... an animal is still overwhelmed... well, on the tables in the silent climbs, stirs a snack, looking around clutches on the carpet in the hallway. But here! The superstition! Spire the sausage, straight in a bundled bag... the piece was lying on the table... brought to me in the room... placed by the bed... like “Miau! Open the bag and we’ll share with you.”

[ + 48 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16202
 02.05.2009
Let men think they are smarter than us. Let them think they are more talented. More capable, more fortunate, earn more. Let it be.
But the breasts are with us!
by AKL

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №16201
 02.05.2009
What about the noise at the entrance?
bender: while in the shower was - put on the whole tiamat, sorry
xxxolesyaxxx: right to write
bender: "timati" is correctly written "monkey", and tiamat is tiamat, dry up girl.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16200
 02.05.2009
Teacher at the lecture:
Idiots are not taught in Baumanka.
(Thinking of a pause)
Unusual things happen here...
And strangely defiled.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №16199
 02.05.2009
Until the year 2000, Russia was unchecked.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16198
 02.05.2009
The morning. The Office. In the office of the director of the company is a meeting with someone.
and partners. The secretary opens the door and says:
– Ivan Ivanovich, are you in the office this morning?
Yes, and what then?
Somebody just wiped up the toilet.
With this phrase she closes the door and leaves... the pause was very long...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №16197
 02.05.2009
Are you natural or gay?
What is?
Are you a sexual minority or a majority?
I am a sexual loneliness.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №16196
 02.05.2009
Thessaloniki (15:16:33 30/04/2009)
Throw this prepute in a guest on the site wrote "Dmitry Viktorovich you Gandon" to what he replied "yes, I protect the university from undesirable pregnancy downs"

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №16195
 02.05.2009
I was washing here, and suddenly I was obscured - is the Guinness Book of Records included in the Guinness Book of Records, like a book containing a record number of records? O.O

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16194
 02.05.2009
In 2008, Spanish doctors were the first in Europe to remove a kidney through the vagina. The first such operation was carried out in Brazil.

And you say, glands through the ass – fantasy...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16193
 01.05.2009
In one matter, men and women are completely solidarized: both do not trust women.by Henry Menken

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16192
 01.05.2009
Title on the news portal:

Latvia prepared for Russia the first account for the Soviet occupation - 688 million. Dollars is

Category: Entertainment > humor

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16191
 01.05.2009
She: I paid, played a game, read a collection of fairy tales, and what did you do?
You won’t believe it worked =)
She: You see, I’ve done more things. You are a liar :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16190
 01.05.2009
from ZH

Why should you "ever and for all eradicate"mat? Matt is sometimes needed. Moving piano without it alone is completely unrealistic :)

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16189
 01.05.2009
It does not contain humor, but it is useful.
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I have repeatedly read about "inserting a flash flash through a condom" and "there are users of phrases, you can't insert a flash flash into the computer". What do you do to protect your flash? Follow the actions listed here:
On the flash drive remove the file autorun.inf (if any)
win+r>cmd
I go to the flash (who doesn’t know, the letter Disc:. For example F :)
by mkdir autorun.inf
CD by autorun.inf
In the authorun.inf folder, execute mkdir 1.
This is all, now the new autoran.info will not be recorded on the flash. It will copy viruses into the recycler folders, but it will not run automatically.

If you decide to delete this folder, then first delete 1. (rd 1.) and then the folder autorun.inf

Why does it work? A folder is created, which cannot be deleted by standard means, so the virus can not rewrite it.

P.S It’s not me, I just bring it to the public.
P.P.S catshredder, odmin, bear

Today I am a cake - Ufa

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №16188
 01.05.2009
Kaoru_Saga: Dear, will I wash my dishes or will you come back and wash yourself?
marvellous_thistle: well my favorite
Kaoru_Saga: "good, my favorite", "good, my favorite" or "good, my favorite"?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16187
 01.05.2009
The Pet!

I am sitting in the office, at the neighboring table of a colleague, I was sitting in the printing room... I was looking at what he is doing there - his screen is blackened, the mouse cursor is running, so here is.... fucking.. he hasn't seen for about an hour, and he is sitting with the line and is meant to click on him!!!!!!!!!! to

I live in an invincible country!!! to

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №16186
 01.05.2009
Hate is an extreme form of loneliness.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16185
 01.05.2009
At about 1 o’clock in the evening, I go from the subway home. Quiet, empty, no people
No cars, no one at all. Suddenly I hear from behind “to-smoke, to-smoke, to-smoke”,
Someone is running. Not one obviously. I look around, two people are running. Two men.
Taking for hands. But strangely so, not “left-right” as children walk, but
“Right-right,” one hand gets a sting, from this they run.
It is awkward, side by side.

The crazy and the day is recommended to miss, not the back.
Turn around at night. I went a little behind the cigarettes.
He pulled, and those from behind are already saying, “Stop, man!”
My brother!”

From dogs and midnight psyches to run for yourself is more expensive. I stand and wait. They run,
They swallow, pull up their hands.

The brother! Break up, be a friend!

Usually, like in my childhood, I beat the edge of my palm on my hands.

– Oh! Passive you brother, you have done it!

I go on, behind the shoes, there is a message:

Come on, call me now!
What, just a good luck?
And when? Time to call! You call, you say, “Lena, you’ll come out for me.
Married?” and that’s all. I understood? If you say yes, it’s a liter from you.
What if “No”?
Then say “Number is wrong!”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №16184
 01.05.2009
The most frequently visited bridges in St. Petersburg
They say “Wow!” And such voices...
Residents of St. Petersburg when seeing divided bridges more often pronounce
“Bla-a a a a!”

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