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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5793
 25.05.2008
I understand that the non-autistic is the majority of the audience of the site, but I still suggest to send quotes to put a test, the answer to which one way or another will give only the autistic.
Those who are wicked and wicked are wicked!"

The rest also let them fast, but put their quotes in a separate section and that's all. Satisfied citizens read IT quotes, satisfied others read the rest of the quotes, the satisfied administration of the basha drinks beer from joy, and the entire audience is preserved and no one enters. Everyone well

Who agrees with the pluss

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №5792
 25.05.2008
Russia has promised Eurovision every year to drive the balloon if it doesn’t win.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №5791
 25.05.2008
In the year when the North
He will win on ice and grass.
And the jumping pidor sings his song,
The sky will be covered by blood clouds.
The apocalypse is coming!! c) Vanga

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5790
 25.05.2008
IRA: Mom just tossed me bigodie
KN: Why do you have cuddles?
It will be beautiful under the dress.
kn: curls under the dress 8-O

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5789
 25.05.2008
Abassassin, fuck, don’t offend other players, even if it’s a gnom

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №5788
 25.05.2008
and proper:
Here’s how: all Linuxs were sitting in consoles, and when the win-winmacos began to penetrate their windows, they wiped their nose with Beryl, and continue to sit in beautiful consoles :)";

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №5787
 25.05.2008
Russia slowly, unexpectedly, but again gave all the puzzles.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5786
 25.05.2008
M is :
What are you busy with?

by J:
and what?

M is :
Just silence

by J:
I drink coffee with one eye and the other with one eye.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5785
 25.05.2008
Fuck, and I thought that the marriage ended in the 12th century... The mother says, “Dress up, the girl will come – beautiful, rich!” Well, while they are cleaning up there, I have already eaten half a pot of peanut soup, drank a couple of glasses of vodka, smoked the whole room, and started the most brutal porn I could ever find!

Light, read and understand that it is a sin to feed such a faithful man with just one petal!

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №5784
 25.05.2008
News on NTV (about the last call in one of the schools):
This call is only the last for graduates, Marina Nikolaevna (teacher) lives from call to call.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5783
 25.05.2008
11:42:01> No, how you like it, they pulled a banana out of bed, and then, while I was solving the banana problem, they picked up the bed!

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №5782
 25.05.2008
Sc0rch removed his headphones and heard his own laughter

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №5781
 25.05.2008
Paradox: just to download the file from the exchanger, the skilled people wrote proges that recognize everything you want... External Independent Testing, Ukraine: there were problems with the recognition of students' answers, because they put the crosses with a BLUE pen, not a black pen.... and you need to mark the answers only with a cross and on the entire cell....

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №5780
 25.05.2008
Well descendants, stick to it! We have reached your genetic.

The code!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5779
 25.05.2008
On May 23rd, about the album.

In one institute at the exam, the teacher caught a student with a sparkle, but

I didn’t put it out, but instead put it out 5.

You will ask – for what? The student also asked.

Prepod replied - because this sparkle I did myself when I was

I was a student at the same school 20 years ago.

Spargling, apparently, passed inherited from senior to junior classes.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №5778
 25.05.2008
Two English fans before the match:

- John, why do you think the local police have the inscription "HOMO" in the

The mirror reflection.

Willy, don’t break your head and stay away from them: they’ll get caught.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5777
 25.05.2008
Stalser: Soon on all world events prize places will be called "third", "second-champion" and "blah, again Russian".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5776
 25.05.2008
XXX is Hi! How much will the processor cost?
YYY: It is hard to say
YYY: Depending on what
xxx on the ordinary computer
What kind of socket? =) is
Yyy: Yuu, fuck, you kill with these questions.
YYY: Tell me, Julia, how much does the dress cost? for an ordinary girl.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5775
 25.05.2008
Lebedev asks:
- how to make people leave more cups (now, to my surprise, leaves about a quarter of visitors, and leaves usually less than 10%)
How to prevent people from ordering a cup of coffee and then sitting for two hours
How to prevent people who don’t like you from going to the cafe

Answer: Give the waitresses a shirt of waffens and sweaters, the cook dress up as a German Shepherd.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №5774
 25.05.2008
Fuck, you are all different girls... yesterday you seduced me all night, and now you claim that she has a boyfriend.
Wow the idiot! You are my guy!

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