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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №5833
 26.05.2008
Now calls from a social survey:
Girl: Hi, we are presenting such a company that conducts a social survey for teenagers from 20 to 35 years of age, which music is listening to.
Behind the picture: Do you hear what you are talking??? Probably the boss.
Girl: Oh fucking, not that text...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5832
 25.05.2008
Alexzander (21:16:02 25/05/2008)
How about the personal front?

Skilanoff (21:16:36 25/05/2008)
Okay, I killed everybody ?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №5831
 25.05.2008
[torrents.ru, the guy posted the mp3 collection 320kbps]
alxspb >> make the distribution in a human way. I am sure that in 320 there is no third part of the tracks. If you have a rating of 0.03 it is not yet a reason to catch a bunch of poor distributions. Read the Rules of Distribution
Kryuk88 >> Here are all the tracks 320kb/s, I personally edited them in SoundForge
Massiv3 >> That is, you’ve re-coded them from a lower quality to 320?
Kryuk88 >> From 192-224 to 320, and also the volume level in manual edited
CyberSputnik >> remove this tag )))))
hyperax >> can you be surprised? How did you get to press from 192-224 to 320? And how about quality? Is it better?
Kryuk88 >> hyperax of course became.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №5830
 25.05.2008
In the year when the northern country wins on ice and grass, and the jumping p$%r sings his song, the sky will be stretched with red clouds, and the Apocalypse will come! c) Vanga

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №5829
 25.05.2008
Lynx: how to do it
Lynx: Pipetz
Lynx: I wondered why the letter "st" was not named "dable-ce".)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5828
 25.05.2008
DarkRider: One day I wanted to read a Russian tour, but there was no one. had to do.

[ + -2 - ] Comment quote №5827
 25.05.2008
Natural disaster in Russia. In the night of May 24 to 25, 312 settlements were washed with boiling water. According to preliminary data, it was boiling water, which was sucked by Dima Bilan fans

62793 4 u)

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №5826
 25.05.2008
Yesterday we had a mask show. The office was...

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №5825
 25.05.2008
Bmth: Is it your name? To ride or to walk?
Obsession_girl by Anna

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №5824
 25.05.2008
The status of the girl in the Ace:

Well, here she came, a new life, new rules... Without my jokes everyone would be sad)

and Ninjoo!
What happened to Irma? Are you pregnant? Or are you getting married? What have I missed? OO

Kleo
I have finished school, stupid)))))))

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №5823
 25.05.2008
“MD”
I read news

“MD”
06.05.2008 by 13:01
Group rape: five against one! Do not miss!

“MD”
"Do not miss it!" sounds like an offer to participate))

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №5822
 25.05.2008
The Russians!! This continues:

Russia’s men’s team in judo won the...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5821
 25.05.2008
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! We fought, the closet was broken, the door was knocked through, the dishes were broken, my wrist was knocked out, her skin on her hand was crushed... and all because when she was cooking pasta I covered them with a cover!!! to

[ + 0 - ] Comment quote №5820
 25.05.2008
>> our scientists discovered the pills of success, we need to slow down with victories, or we will burn, and the recipe to find out what they are prepared to eat magic pills =))

The miracle of the grass is given to the judges before the start of the tournament.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №5819
 25.05.2008
In Shrek there is a moment when the donkey shouts surprisingly: “So you are a dragon girl?!and "
I don't know why, but I now have a persistent association when I say "Admin girl".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5818
 25.05.2008
She: Do you have a girlfriend?
He is: No
She: And why?
Hm, a stupid question!
Why is she stupid?
He: Okay, I will explain. But first answer my question. Okay?
She: Okay...
Did you find $100 on the road today?
She: No...
he: and why????? to
She is fucking...

[ + 6 - ] Comment quote №5817
 25.05.2008
soda_Blez (13:32:46 25/05/2008)
I just call to say I love you
soda_Blez (13:32:51 25/05/2008)
How is translated?
Metiz (13:34:45 25/05/2008)
I call to tell you that I am Lu.
soda_Blez (13:34:54 25/05/2008)
blasphemy
soda_Blez (13:35:29 25/05/2008)
I mean, was it the wrong answer?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №5816
 25.05.2008
Na$tЁnK@: Hi We bought a new processor.what do I need to do so that the network appears?what settings to do?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №5815
 25.05.2008
I'm going through the test "Does your child have Internet addiction".
20 questions in the test. 14 I just disappointed:
"Question No. 14: Do you have children?"

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №5814
 25.05.2008
A friend of Dima (a busy player in WOW like me) calls me and says I want to miss the study of the mono?! to
I’m playing "Yes for God! I’ll go for lunch and come to you! Then you will stay at home and I will go to work"
I walk through a stop near the house and buy cigarettes there.
I say to Dima:

Niik - I don't eat at home so if you want, buy yourself what you can eat until you're gone.

DimkraSoft - Well I don't know what to buy?! to

Niik - I'm going to take you this, out of cookies or chocolate!!! In short I don’t know! What do mortals eat?

DimkraSoft - I am the same hz! Let’s not take anything.

After taking a few steps, I turned around and saw the flattering faces of people at the stop and the continuers.

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