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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №5133
 12.05.2008
Christo: Was in shock...
Christo: Most cellular providers have such a chip as SMS info, or x3 as they call it there.
Christo: So, let’s do it, let’s think I’ll see what it’s like... Section "Puzzles", I’m puzzling with mystery...
Christo: in minutes comes the SMS: (puzzle 1) the strawberries split into 4 parts, and when they ate
There are 5 steps. How is it possible?
Christo: Well, I think it doesn’t seem to be difficult, if the center is cut out of it, just 5 cubes and it will remain...
A few minutes later, a SMS arrives:
(Page 1) Yes, if the tractors are women.
Christo: Huyace undervoh...0_o

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №5132
 12.05.2008
by 1111:
I think it is: P+M. Moreover, Medvedev is closer to a puppet, and Putin is closer to a puppet farmer pulling ropes. We have a fun democracy. Masks and dolls instead of real faces.

by 2222:
Go to Iraq - there is democracy from the official supplier.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №5131
 12.05.2008
Girls, sweet ones, come up with a mask with the taste of beer and shrimp, it was already easy to absorb this soap from your lips.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №5130
 12.05.2008
Randy: How does your yacht phone live there? and :)
equals: he-he) jeff so far))
equals: the shale in the crane stands to Mac connected... charged... an apple from an apple)))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №5129
 12.05.2008
xxx: well he went to the theatre in the inst "circle"
YYY: I have been in the "circle" since early childhood.
YYY: In the beginning I was in the pants.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №5128
 12.05.2008
Prepaid for lectures:
... the voltage in the socket we have 220 V. In America, for example, it is less, there they care about their citizens. And not only in America. Even though the tension in China is rising.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №5127
 12.05.2008
xxx (22:45:17 8/05/2008)
I’ve learned so much to play a song that I can build rocks under it and run around the stage.

xxx (22:45:21 8/05/2008)
Dooo

yyy (22:45:30 8/05/2008)
Thus the basics, ept.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №5126
 12.05.2008
Today with the girls caught the car... I did not want to pay money (in principle they did not have) I was sent on an important mission for free travel. The car stops and I look at a man driving.
He said to me: How much?
I am 40 kg of beauty... the rest fat :)
At that he did not answer me anything, opened his eyes and drove on the hood :)))))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №5125
 12.05.2008
AlterMAN: I don’t know where to write but I have a terrible problem not sending private messages. Help me!
DeniSS1: All reports about non-poldacs - admin in person. is closed.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №5124
 12.05.2008
Dude
Would you go to Deep Purple? They are closer to 2009 with us...
Danyukhin
I am deeply purple on deep purple.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №5123
 12.05.2008
XXX: Stop the hustle!
You don’t hide yourself, nobody hide you!!!! to

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №5122
 12.05.2008
We sit in a movie on "Once Upon a Time in Vegas"... There a maiden explains to her newly born husband how to drop and raise the toilet cover: - Here's how to go up; - Here's how to go up...
And then five. The woman’s voice behind: Do you remember?? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №5121
 12.05.2008
I decided to diversify the food with eggs.

I put the water to boil like a small pot, I threw 3 eggs, I wait, I pass 5 minutes, I look - not ready, 7 - not ready, 10 - not ready.

Then the shit comes that I’m waiting for them to hit...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №5120
 12.05.2008
This is > Blind. Whose jeans are I wearing?
Dr.Alf -> sex in the corridor )) gesture :)
I think it’s okay> :-)
Dr.Alf -> well I look that night went well :-D
Ischadije -> Yes, I say, I remember... I remember some boys—they came to us through the window. They should have been looking for happiness... Even under the song of the heart, they made such a fucking thing.
I’ve changed my mind, I’m not going to look for them, I’m ashamed to look in my eyes.
Dr.Alf -> How many people are ashamed to look in their eyes?
I’m trying to> remember
Dr.Alf -> in a week full composition in sq ))))
Is it > full composition? In... what?
Dr.Alf -> KVD... Lenin 100
Home> There is a hospital like...
Dr.Alf -> go to the guys ask )) they know I think
Dr.Alf -> I'd like to see their rows when you ask if they know what CVD is for lenin 100 )))))))
Ischadije -> moved... the mother... what’s that?? to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №5119
 12.05.2008
B1gBoy: Maniack> Romck and it is normal that the installation of language pockets wrote the installation prospect at 9:43:45
B1gBoy: ppc
Maniack: Aon doesn’t get out of the net?
B1gBoy: OMFG
B1gBoy: what can it do?
B1gBoy: fucking saddle
B1gBoy: and how to stop it?
Maniack: pull out the cable
Maniack is ?
by Volf: +
BBL has left us.
by Cartman: xD
Cartman: Big Not That Cable Dredged
by Cartman: xDDD
Tagged with: agha
B1GBoy has left us.
Ircover: lose that

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №5118
 12.05.2008
Do you know how hard it is to work as an admin in school!!! Imagine how to explain to a man of 70 that this is a thing no fucking a bomb but just a tube with a toner from Xerox!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №5117
 12.05.2008
FILA®
Are you married?
Reiji
No is
FILA®
Do you pull?
Reiji
the rubber)
Reiji
When it breaks up, we will marry.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №5116
 12.05.2008
Titmouse: You are injured! I am not a mouse with a breast, I am a blue! and nicknick! Buy the dictionary, zoophiles!

I want to introduce her to BANTYC.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №5115
 12.05.2008
and hello.
+ of AGA.
A little bit.
+ I have nothing more to say.
Forget about conditioning.
Let’s just sleep together. and :-*
You are strong, you can’t say anything.
Will you tell someone?
+ is not.
Even my mom and friends? = 0 0
You got me, fucking, this jamb!
You tell me seriously, mother, do you love the wall or the edge?
With your feet to the west or south? Where to make a straw...
Good afternoon, a smart cake!
What comfort? Having too much sex?
That means we agreed to sex? YAHOO *
Close your eyes so that they don’t shine. and [
Okay, I was joking about the joke.
I want to have a ferry :)
Also in the kitchen bowl, two slices, a blade blade,
Machine to dry, dry,
With a pen, not a pen! The pillows,
And the curtains (tulle and curtains) emphasized that the patterns of colorful wallpapers on the walls...
+ Stay up!
And a clean potato.
+ Stay here!! This is not the window.

c) the year

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №5114
 12.05.2008
I ate a little snack today. That’s what happens now! I took the genital glands of a dead fish in my mouth! I am a necrozoologist!

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