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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4813
 05.05.2008
It was necessary to remove the size of the advertising module in the magazine. There was no ambulance in the department and I went to the secretary, well, and I think of the mayor. The secretary, as always, has half of our female collective. I am not paying attention to our clowns gry her "Give her a line", she "Why do you?", "Need!"-gry. She gets the ambulance, gives it to me and I go to the sorting room that is right next door. Only when Sassal understood what it looked like from the side. The man took the ambulance and went to the sorting without explanation. When I went out looking at the floor...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4812
 05.05.2008
"Coca-Cola – and everything gets better... "
The Nifiga! Computer and everything gets better.
The Nifiga! Ketchup and everything becomes food!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4811
 05.05.2008
Man from chat: I am at work) Who are you working for?
Skr: I work as a boss
Man from chat: Ogo )) Even so )) What does the company ))
Skr ensures the physical security and financial independence of the boss.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4810
 05.05.2008
Did you play in Silent Hill?
Yes, my mom all the parts passed, and I played the current in the third 5 minutes, and in the fourth 10... the nerves were not enough!
xxx and her mom.
yyy: ah, she still passed Stalker, Duma, Wolfenstein, i.e. what else, and Cold Sam
xxx: o_o




Tell me a girl’s phone, I want to have such a aunt))))

Thinked well?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4809
 05.05.2008
Manny
Fuck to lol.
Manny
I am a brother! 11
Manny
Starting a report on YES.
Manny
I went to Wikipedia and entered.
Manny
Scotland
Manny
There is history and there is everything.
Manny
About this country
Manny
I pressed the button "English" and here’s the report for you.)
The Metzgermeister
Blessed
The Metzgermeister
I am stupid muddy.
The Metzgermeister
I went hanging
Manny
Did you make a report? = D
Der Metzgermeister (14:52:27 4/05/2008)
Third day transportation

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №4808
 05.05.2008
I shaved in the morning, got the cream after shaving (my gave), pressed - nothing, again pressed - zero! Again, again, and sooner... Here he is like a whirlwind...
He didn’t even get rid of it... He didn’t get a man like that...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4807
 05.05.2008
by Jane Lane:
We were on the highway in the car at that time. Water just out of the cage! The carpenters clean the glass for a tenth of a second, nothing is visible, and it is simply impossible to scream.
So here we go, and ahead of us is the TREEEEESH.

by Jane Lane:
I hadn’t had such a brain opening for a long time.

by Jane Lane:
In such a rainfall, where it is impossible to drive a working pollution machine

You are stupid.
The working irrigation machine during the rain, when the road dust and dirt is wet, washes it to the edge of the road. The most effective time to clean the road.
How do you wash your dishes? Same with the crane, wow?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4806
 05.05.2008
(In Novosibirsk last week it was snowing.)

Snow runs around, let-a-et, let-a-et
He is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4805
 05.05.2008
Dad, and he is strongly over 30, decided to remember the fighting youth and break up in the first quack with his own son, who is almost 15. Duel up to 30 frages.
Number 29:28 in favor of the son. Dad’s cell phone is turned off. And here my mom calls.
Mish, are you at home?
The Son: Ah, Mom...
Come down, I am coming in.
Son: Ah... parsec... just knock your ass ;)
A second pause.
Mom: Well, both of you run to me, or both of you tear my ass!! to
Dad, he cries loudly so that his wife can hear him: Shab-Niggurat, have mercy... I blaspheme all your limbs...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4804
 05.05.2008
Hearing a dialogue of a guy with a girlfriend in a stove store

She: Well, like you (applying a pink coat on herself)
You have a great taste.
She: then cut off the rotting fool!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4803
 05.05.2008
Drugs Connor
How much time?)

Neverminder
Time...Try your ass and kick your cat through your throat!!!!Aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahby 11111111

Drugs Connor
Oyaeb

Neverminder
Sorry, I’ve always wanted to answer that.)

Neverminder
Half a second, what? : 3

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №4802
 05.05.2008
XXX is
What do you think?
YYYY
Well, I sit on a chair, put my elbow on my knee, my beard rests on my fist... and I think...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4801
 05.05.2008
DoDGY: Lutschep did not say that on May 4 we work on Friday... We would just say we work and all... But what a heroic Friday, after which Monday...

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №4800
 05.05.2008
Call to the service of the mobile operator:

Hello girl, is it true that your employees are rubbing your ass with MTS leaflets?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4799
 05.05.2008
Demirgy: Here we recently accidentally encountered a train "Moscow-Vladivostok", so it is written (seriously so, solidly, for the whole car) "Moscow-Vladivostok. 40 years on the road!" We even took pictures :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4798
 05.05.2008
arthem >> Annotation to the program on uaget:

USBThief is a unique program. It is able to copy passwords from any PC (under Windows operating system), including license passwords! That is, you inserted the flash drive into the victim’s computer and in 30 seconds you have all the “secret” information on the flash drive.
This program is recognized by antivirus as a virus. There really is no virus.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4797
 05.05.2008
Is it possible to trick the communicator, during the warranty period, so that the examination recognizes a failure due to the fault of the manufacturer?? to

Steep it with oil, come to the store, complain that it doesn’t work.
when they are asked to look and take in their hands and maybe he will fall, due to which the subdued body will collapse itself

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4796
 05.05.2008
I have always tried to respond appropriately to things, but when at 4 a.m., the cell phone rings and a Caucasian voice at the other end of the tube says: “Where do you call?”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4795
 05.05.2008
On the website of sale B, in the car:
Additional information :
Buy me, I did a plastic surgery (restyling under 94gv.I eat a little 6-7 to 100 (new spray) I observe the figure (oil do not eat) with shoes also no problems (new rubber (summer)) I long loved the Russian winters (heated the engine 220v)In a word, gentle, gentle and handsome.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4794
 05.05.2008
XXX I can give you a picture of my acquaintance.
xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
YYY Daphne
XXX I will find.
YYY ы) padraču)))
XXX fucking, I can't find, I'm better than you screenshots the movie with glucose vinyl XD
YYY fucking I ohuenny youth...

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