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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №3073
 29.03.2008
and anechka:
I remembered the roof:
and anechka:
She told me how she cried on the phone, and the guy asked what was going on.
and anechka:
She says to him: my girlfriend has died and in general, and he, well Dash, it is understandable, you are sociable, you have many friends, it is normal that they periodically die.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3072
 29.03.2008
Namid: According to Gusev’s commentator, the player of the Romanian national team got a ball with the head... a poor man ^_^

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3071
 29.03.2008
by Danny:
She wrote to me, praised me, said that I am pure in soul and very smart.
The Dark Angel:
Directly so?
by Danny:
I give the tooth, here is the text:
by Danny:
"Listen, you are so smart!! by Quasimodo!!and "

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3070
 29.03.2008
Google: What kind of website?
YYY: make a request in Yandex

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3069
 29.03.2008
We have a very happy old age. Imagine how many old women will be around us with tattoos on the back...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №3068
 29.03.2008
The client’s letter: “How did you deal with your problems...”
“You “ With a written. and respect.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3067
 29.03.2008
If you want to know the price, stop selling yourself.

by konde13

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3066
 29.03.2008
From the story of my acquaintance, it was five years ago. Province of South

The city of Novocherkassk, lives in the private sector near the railway station. husband

In the evening they drink beer and relax. The summer,

The beer was over, I decided to go to the station (there is a bar around the clock).

It works to add. We went in what they were (treners, home shoes). The morning

We woke up in Volgograd! In the train! The investigation found that the conductor,

The train stopped in Novocherkassk, saw two men on the perron

in shoes and training pants with extended knees,

He said, “Go fast, the train is leaving.“They sat down, well in

The relatives of Volgograd lived!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №3065
 29.03.2008
If the light is turned off with the sound of "E", it means that someone is in the toilet.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №3064
 29.03.2008
XXX is
advice horror horror horror horror horror

YYYY
The mixed!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3063
 29.03.2008
1- Out, last day the angry case was in Kuntshevsk.
2 Explain
In short, you know the warrior about the man who stumbled in his hat, prayed in front of the turniket, worshiped him, and as if God had missed him.
So some fool decided to joke the same way.
1- approaches the turnikets, begins to worship, loses balance and wraps on the turnikets!!! He falls, rises, and then goes away.
Aunt in the bucket - zero attention!
2 tough...
Moral - God does not like the battlefields and hecks them with turnikets.
At that moment I remembered the phrase from "Dracula"
In order to work, you have to believe...


I propose in this regard to send the battlefields "kill yourself apurniket". Consensus is plus.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №3062
 29.03.2008
Announcement at the City Forum:

XXX: I will give meat and red fur. Gary
There are about 400 grams of meat covered with red fur, 200 grams each. Still without eyes. But soon will be. There is a chance to get all this magnificence in gift.
Distribution in about a month.

Write in the face, there will be pictures soon.

YYY: In the sense of it is understandable that cats or puppies, but it sounds perverted

ZZZ: Sounds good... I’m waiting for a photo of 400 grams of meat covered with red fur, 200 grams each. I have no eyes."
Cats or puppies - minus 1, I don't even want to think in this direction.
I want a photo of two pieces of meat covered with red fur. And definitely "without eyes". I hate the eyes on pieces of meat. :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3061
 29.03.2008
The Guru:
Before the elections, a delegation came to us, like a bear. Go out our rector and let’s catch out what a good bear and bla bla bla bla. Then grit "he has a son". Then a pause and a voice from the hall - "bear!". The whole room was lying.)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №3060
 29.03.2008
Chabarov pediatricians are so severe that they feed twins with different doses of vitamins to then distinguish them by growth.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3059
 29.03.2008
XXX caroche I'm broken now - I need to be taken to service
YYY is not parysy Natasha)))) Everything is useful that goes into the mouth
XXX you know. There was a time when I had audio cassettes in my mouth, so what should I eat them now???It is :)
YYY )))) No... without fanaticism)))))
YYY mini discs are there 😉
xxx flashes
XXX are bigger than seeds.
I have a microchip 😉 😉 😉
XXX No, these, memory cards for microSD phones
YYY ))) under the language
XXX is
2 gigs under the tongue every 4 hours for 2 weeks and you're okay
YYY )))) from the acne
XXX of all.
XXX from Houses and Houses.
The XXX tsunami
YYY )))) from the eye
XXX is
XXX is helping.
XXX can still decoction from the wires of the muscles to take
YYY, they came after me.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №3058
 29.03.2008
KINO
I don’t want anything strong, I don’t want a beer, I don’t want a beer 😉

Rise to
What is it? 😉))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3057
 29.03.2008
From Sonic:

To have a waffle in a dream means for a woman that she is waiting for a sweet life; for a man, it is a warning about the threat of ruin.


Everything in life is interrelated! 😉

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3056
 29.03.2008
Thrasher :
by Scuco! I hate stationary phones.

The Madman:
What so?

Thrasher :
Fuck what a shit happened. We drank less, we drank less. I wake up in the morning by a phone call. I raise the phone:
and allo.
and hello. (Voice of yesterday’s campaign)
and hello.
How is it?
I am playing:
and normal. Did you fuck the girl yesterday or not? Remember what was near the absolute?
I have the answer:
Did you not recognize your dad?
Just a fucking...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3055
 29.03.2008
XXX is Oh! A machine painted pictures. Especially p
XXX is fucking.
Do you have T9?
XXX is no. Sometimes I get into that shit. on which the finger ticks.
In the keyboard?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3054
 29.03.2008
The preacher at the military department washed off: on the question of what is different single cave from the grave he set - a fence...

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