The whole truth about the wind...

HY is:
the door...you open...on the threshold...I...I seem to be wrong...but when I saw you I immediately wanted you and decided to find an excuse to stay...I asked for a glass of water...you offered to enter...

by SHI:
...I let you in with a slight confusion... please take off the shoes... I decide to help and with a smile I lean to shake them... at this time you are...

HY is:
I stretch the width and from it right into your face my standing member runs out.

by SHI:
I wave and give
Have you decided to drink this water? Take a pinch...
I start to roast from indignation, I don't notice how I shoot, and I think that's not the case.

HY is:
I catch your hair and stretch your mouth on my guise.

by SHI:
I shout with a dying voice.
Idiot, it was my eye.

from the future to "Gentlemen of luck-2!"
"He jumped, he cried out, he went to jail! He jumped, he cried, he went to jail! It’s romantic!"

From life:
On the motorcycle finished gasoline, I had to go on a bicycle for gasoline with a tank on the frame. Picture - enters the fuel tank a motorcyclist in a shovel and a bandana of leather on a bicycle. Suits the fuel worker, I get the money and the phrase "76-th to 120 in the gas tank" and added "fooled pedals to spin, it is necessary to get up..". The employee was in shock. ?

XXX: What is your favorite dish?
The Bear: The Bear!
xxx has quit IRC chanell
......
What shit stole my soap?? to
Chick Convulsively Used to Change a Secret Question on Mail

On the roads tomorrow is expected asphalt and icy, broken and unchecked. On the streets of cities will remain traffic jams and stable mother cover with a thickness of two or three floors.

<xxx>!p and
<xxx> I like this city
<WebGirl> xxx: Weather in Oymyakon on Tuesday 15 January - temperature -51..-49°C pressure 694mm Hg/s wind зап 1 m/c humidity 97% smooth
<xxx> there children do not go to school imho )
<yyy> there are no more hoole and children
<xxx> )
<xxx> none
<yyy> there is probably no more than that :)
<yyy> film "After tomorrow" there and filmed... in the summer...

The neighbors touched in the literal sense of the word... The body screams like a wounded wuki... And the guy blows like a droid vacuum cleaner...

Conversation by phone. This happens only in Russia.
There is nowhere to get up!
2 - Yes, the cars have just been evacuated, come in.

He said he was somewhere around 8-9 at home. The shape of clothes parade (in the sense in which you go to the parade rubbish to throw). He asked him to take what you like to drink at this time of day, only a little more, because he has no money, and he also wants it.

<baykal-17> guys, how to register the trunk?
<Grand> you go to the website of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation..there will be a field of registration..you enter the number of the trunk and password...

<TeMoH_[FPK]> Can you tell me what proga connects the DVD cut?
<Hawk> TeMoH_[FPK]: momentkley
<TeMoH_[FPK]> Hawk: Sps big

<Meloman> Hyacinth...
<meloman> I actively participated in the revival of the country.
<meloman> Watched Putin’s address.
<rugzag_yo> and to whom did Putin turn this time?

Yesterday in the subway happened.

I go from work, people are not very many, people 10-15.
3 "boy", the nails are painted, the eyes are opened, in general everything is clear... First two of them come out, the next third is preparing for the exit. The door opens, and he turns around and says, “Yes, yes, yes, I’m a pitcher and I like to fuck me!”It’s about to jump out, but... the doors are shut.
I have never seen such a humble face in anyone.

>><go0d1k> He stopped drinking, smoking,
>><go0d1k> I just got into warcraft
>><go0d1k> Even there, I stopped, because in Darkshire the sword got.
>><go0d1k> Belt, body, shoes... And gloves.
>><go0d1k> Two rings and an amulet, and now I don’t know the trouble!
>><go0d1k> Mobs and bosses, Give their butterflies,
>><go0d1k> I will buy for them a scam, and I will go to meet the dragon...
>><go0d1k> And as I meet... that same evening... I’m a dragon hoodie.
>><go0d1k> From it I have a mud helmet, And I am pleased with myself...
>><go0d1k> Two weeks behind the comp, We don’t eat, we don’t sleep, we don’t drink...
>><go0d1k> In the monitor!The eyes are burning! Oh! Here is the Level-app!
>><go0d1k> Fast to the server fell. I would then go to sleep...
>><go0d1k> Quest after quest,mob after mob... Soon I will be a dolbo"bomb.

The AAA! The fucking! How we know! – – – –

MrLazy
If I will not botanize this fucking logic, then I will botanize in the spring how to properly clean the stove and bury a foul spade in the asphalt!
by martin
Not in spring, but in autumn.
MrLazy
in the spring. I fall under the spring.
by martin
As long as the papers come, I’ll tell you in autumn.
MrLazy
I’d bet that it’s fast!

M9CHIK: Sopharisra, hello to you!
s0faRyCry: I am not messing)
I am crying...

I work in the House of Culture. There was a touring concert in a collage of millionaires (well, the state owes a million). Microphone monitors are installed. There are musicians out, well there are violins and other whistles. One trumpet came to his place and wanted to sneeze. I turned away from the microphone and sneezed. But to cheat at the same time the butterfly loudly lost in the microphone that the concert was not expected for 15 to 20 minutes. People just rolled under the chairs, and the musicians too... the conductor was so fucking off the stage.

She: I was taken to work.
He is: Where?
It is in five places.
He is the perverted.

Jirts
I am white and puffy on the roof.
K@trin@
Did you get angry when I wrote to you?
Jirts
and ah. Because I borrowed
Jirts
stupid questions
K@trin@
Are they stupid now too?
Jirts
You are not asking them now.
by K@trin@
What am I doing?
Jirts
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