Svolo4: my fucks Persian cat, arranged on my fucks Persian carpet fucks Persian Bay!

Glad there is oil!

[11:54:58] <dio> I'm here fucking like it turned out to be before Monday I need to give some theses for some conference
[11:55:11] <lokymail> not sts me too
[11:56:04] <dio> and how to do them?
[11:56:41] <lokymail> approximately so
[11:57:01] <lokymail> Theme _takayato_
[11:59:28] <lokymail> I was interested in _this kind of_ because, now full of ass in this matter. [A further description of the ass.] And if you beat the ass described above, there will be a scratch. [Description of the Poor] And my contribution to overcoming the ass [description of contribution to overcoming the ass]
[11:59:59] <lokymail> in principle you only have to fill in the required fields
[12:00:09] <dio> o_mla, this is how scientific reports are written!

OLEJIK
Watched today "To the Barrier". Solskjaer is burning. He said that the Count "against all" was replaced by the Count "Zhirinovsky".

Dear moderns and amins of BORA!
I am a devoted reader of Bash, but lately it has caused me disgust: some school clashes, clashes in buses, etc. Enough is! Not disgusting yourself?
Do programmers and technicians have lost their sense of humor? I want intellectual humor!! to

I don’t ask for more, because the quotes with such an end also got.

@dronix

alllex (02:05:02 2/03/200
Funnyly
alllex (02:05:12 2/03/200
I never talked to gay people.
Romzesse (02:05:25 2/03/200
I would...
alllex (02:05:36 2/03/200
So then with B.
alllex (02:05:37 2/03/200
One of them is a puppy. :D

Today with colleagues-technicians conducted testing at the Faculty of Psychologists. Student girls are sitting in front of computers and scrambling on the answers in the test, and we are sitting, falling asleep... Here my colleague turns on Remote Admin and begins to prevent girls from hitting the right answers. Hichikals with all kinds of expressions such as “nuu nieje glujujujuć!...", but then one sweet girl, note the Future Psychologist issues:
Fuck the shit, fuck the mouse, do it!and "
We are burning :)

What is Spin Life?

Sorry, but who were you, Maxim?

Who should I report to?))

This is Pope Maxim.

He had an illness today and was taken to the hospital.

Max, how funny it is.

2: Just now Enmu is undergoing an operation

1 HAHAHAHAHA

You know I’ll believe and you’ll fool. No is! I will not act this time!

Listen, if you have decided to ridicule, then this is not the right time.

1 km.

1:Well, you can then ask, how dangerous is the operation and on what organ is it? I apologize, of course, for the inconvenience.

2: It’s too early to talk

He was inflamed by the 26th sanimeter.

1: I will kill you.

Mukcep: Remember, you showed me how to tie a loop, like on hangers?
See also: AGA
Mukcep: Remember how, or forget.
Smit: Well, in general, you take the rope, fold it three times, then one end starts to wrap the rope, and when that end ends, you put it in the formed little cock and stretch it.
Smit: It is clear?
Mukcep: Ah, the passive! I remembered! and :)
Smit: Why do you?
Smit: Fuck, Mika, don’t be silent!! to

Quotes with the signature "Bring this to the top".

Z is. Bring it to the main so that everyone can see it!

For some it goes away, for others it goes forward.

A story about American film translators.



We watched a live broadcast of the Oscars on Russian TV.

The host Stewart decided to joke about the strike of Hollywood writers

It’s over and Oscar takes a meaning similar to “make up sex.”

(I mean sex after a quarrel). As translated, this phrase is

There was something. So, translation - "make up sex" according to the leaders

The translators of the first channel are: sex grimers!

I have flown, baby.

Where are you, Carlson?

To the election, baby, vote for Bogdanov!

Why by Bogdanov? O_O

We, the fictional characters, have to support each other.

KVN-2008, Ordinary People (C)

NGT
The Director Calls
Are you at work?
– No
Why is!?> o
It is 8 a.m. and it is Saturday. :)
Oh yeah... go out.

Do not destroy my nerve cells!! to
Those are my nerve tigers!! to

The furnace: So this dude ate in such a shit that he began to call the TNT in the Extra-Sens program and ask for casting.At the question:"What do you know?"He made a delicate pause and with a call in the voice answered:"The spirits told me who will be the president"!

He came to me with a nightclub.
She: I don’t know...
He said: Let’s go!! to
She: And why?
He: I have some coal at night!! to

XXX: Go to Me
YYY : Why?
xxx for sex
YYY: Oh, I don’t know you at all.
xxx and you. So we are tickets =D

XXX: I’m in love
Which anime is it from?

Creall: It is a great album.
A good Dom and Roland.
creall: I buy...
Creall: 2% have already purchased...

Is it good to have a four-year-old child? In any company I can boldly quote cartoons without being ashamed of what I know.
All characters by name. and :)