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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2234
 04.03.2008
Never call things by their names.
Particularly asking the pro-rector to print the coursework...
under the name "Fuck the Cursor"..five do not wait exactly...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2233
 04.03.2008
<AAM> strange thing, after one month of vacation I want to work, and after the second no longer. and ;)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №2232
 04.03.2008
Weekly :
Playa, your sister asks for water with ice.I made a heresy for three minutes in the kitchen sitting and watching in the microwave - she put a cup there, the tip of ice grew faster :):):).
and Nuno:
Washing so fast.
Weekly :
You guys, you guys, you have beautiful breasts. :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2231
 04.03.2008
dennis: goods for school, flommasters,.., small yopt
Sunny: The cowboy?
Denis: This is written on the booklet. This is probably a "small opt", though...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2230
 04.03.2008
Where are you going to go?
In to Hogwarts!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №2229
 04.03.2008
Leaving past the ears what does not match the size of the skull.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №2228
 04.03.2008
For example, from criminal news: "Two robbers got more than

They were waiting, capturing a night club in Sydney, Australia, where behind the door in the hall.

There was a meeting of 50 bicyclists. Entering and threatening.

With knives, the robbers demanded everyone to lie on the floor and get the money. The cook

The staff of the restaurant ran through the kitchen. Hearing that they

The restaurant is robbed, the bikers oh@elli. Fifty people jumped from their places and broke.

Sheep through the door of the hall, holding the chair in the hand on the way. When I saw this crowd,

They are thieves. Leaving all, they tried to escape, one jumped.

from the 3rd floor. Both were caught and later picked up by the police who arrived.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №2227
 04.03.2008
Examination at the Faculty of Law.

The Examiner:

In accordance with the law, a notarially certified copy shall be

The right of original. Can you describe a case where this is not the case?

Does it work?

The student.

For example, a notarially certified copy.

A hundred dollar bill.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №2226
 04.03.2008
D is Are you busy?
I'm ppc... I'm trying to find a curriculum on the work desk... scuco I even removed it from the flash drive.
D is Remember the name, enter the search - and voila)))
I am. - You yourself are a shit painted... On a real scuba table a disassembled mill of courses... slopes in 3 floors, up to 30 minutes of protection...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2225
 04.03.2008
From ASI:

Samael
I am an operator of a machine with numerical software control

wetyk
Operator of CNC. We know.

Samael
I create programs on a large machine and gnu details

wetyk
I will change her name.

Bender
Why Why?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №2224
 04.03.2008
Kitt gt » Magicanin : My little one before NG was offered in the school of development: "Will you be a goat?", answer: "You yourself are a goat, I am a princess". Three years...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2223
 04.03.2008
Master_S
First address to the new President of Russia
(On behalf of all the inhabitants of the UNDEGROUNDa rune and all IT-shniks) Please add a little more to the Constitution of the Russian Federation and put the inscription I.M.H.O. on the last page.)))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №2222
 04.03.2008
(c) by ros.pro
and Leha! I completely broke Katie!
I broke the screw! When will you give money?

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №2221
 04.03.2008
make finally on the tower switch between the "Last", "Top" and "No" buttons with the keys, or stretch behind the mouse lazy)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2220
 04.03.2008
The Production Letter:

From: Ladygin Alexandr
Sent: Friday, February 29, 2008 3:05 PM
See also: Antivirus
Subject: Anonymous

Dear colleagues.

For personal security reasons, I strongly recommend not to touch the AvxPro-02 server if possible.

P.S Or I will kill.

With respect,
The unknown benefactor

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2219
 04.03.2008
I need some advice about men...
Nadz Goldman: Swallow

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2218
 04.03.2008
<OMNIPRESENT> inet has two states
<MINIMUS> a hero and not?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2217
 04.03.2008
XXX is
Fuck, the torrent does not get there, the server is overloaded.

YYYY
jump with the drum around the comp and bring a human sacrifice to Torrent.

XXX is
Shurik come to me, drink a beer.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2216
 04.03.2008
> scanned the report, understood how the phrase "hz why so is translated into the scientific language, but did and works and niipet" = " as a result of a lot of practical experience accumulated in the research process..."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2215
 04.03.2008
It is said that boldness is second happiness. The first is undoubtedly the breasts. So, I am absolutely happy=) © Cat

Pictures in the studio!! to

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