The blonde put an asco:

Hello to all of you!! Especially for girls from 17 to 19 :)
Krypterius: Serge, I told you yesterday why...
Serega: OOO and you are here?!!!! and :)
Krypterius: I am the only one here.

In the bus, mother to son:
Wadiq, take the jump! And hold on, or you will fall and hit, and I will give you another pinch, remember this!

XXX is
Every night is magical.
YYYY
He wears a Harry Potter hat, a coat with stars and gets a magic stick?? to

Now I am collecting material in the network on space biology and medecine and reading the next article came across:

Money: Money has no value in space (although the Israeli astronaut has already been into space).

She: It is good that the world has given man the right to choose.
He: It would be better to reward the brain...

tosh ‎(17:42):
Oh oh!
I invented a phishing.
Type "do it yourself"

tosh ‎(17:43):
Different levels of complexity
The first, most childish - the pelmeni are not glued

tosh ‎(17:44):
The most powerful - bull, pig, wheat seeds and vine to find water.

The snow fell in places in Bashkiria. I quote: "...in view of the poor visibility of road traffic accidents not registered..."

Another variation on time travel:
If I had a time machine, I would go a year ahead, look at the top quotes of the year, go back and add everything myself.

After finishing my garden (trees bleach for: 1 protection from the sun, 2 protection from harmful insects) I eat on the fur and look at the result of the work of other gardeners:
They are very beautiful and "white"
apples, pears, cherries, towels, columns of power lines.

And in our village, the debils of the GKH made the trees "bags" with oil paint! The colour of the Russian Tricolor. She was crying.

I go to the boss to get an advance, and I think about myself, I would have a bigmack, I go into the office and on the machine I will say, "I have a bigmack and a cola, I have not seen more of my eyes."

Hi, join us in the clan, we need strong fighters like you.
YYY » xxx : no, I'm just used to playing
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx We will help.
YYY: I will think...
XXX: What do you think? Come in!
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xxx: I have a few questions.
YYY: Why did you want to join us in the clan?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The Achievement Question...

Will you be afraid to drive with me when I get my rights?
He is: No
She: Are you really not afraid?
He is: Yes
She: wow, even if you supported me.) Everyone says I’m going to be terrified to ride.
He: I am not afraid of death.

The only thing that is real in porn movies is the female imitation of orgasm.

I watch the match: Barca - Manchester, score 0-0
The Catalan people go back and here Gusev gives: Well, how much is possible, as the users of the Bojan network say, already travelled!

I stand next to the store.I observe the picture - a father standing with a child of five years.The child in his hands is a baby synthesizer,the child is dullly tapping his fingers on the keys.Batya got busy listening to this set of sounds, took off the toy and began to smash the beginning of the song SOAD-TOXICYTI.

See also: Morning The neighbor accidentally let the cat out. not noticed
in 10 minutes I understand that the cat is not there, I understand where he went
“Your mother, it’s enough, I’m castrating tonight!” I go out to look for a cat.
I find it quickly, bring it home.
A pale neighbor, fully dressed in half a minute, flies out to help catch the beast.
zu: 100% sure that I promised to castrate him
That’s what reputation means :)

She: Do you have an injury?
He: Oh, I have a lot of spells in me.
I am practically a cake.

To find out what the photo will look like in h/b, the real man does not open the photo-jeop, but cheats the completion of the work, impresses himself and pushes for cancellation.

Women’s humor is nothing.
I went to the cinema on "21". He lacked money to go to Harvard. In the interview, he is told that he is a mega genius, but he has to surprise something to get a degree, for example, last year a Korean got this degree... he had no leg. And then the protagonist begins to tell how he earned money by playing in a casino, naturally counting cards. As he went in and the rest...Bla-Bla. End of the film:
I surprised you?

And then my companion to the whole hall says: No! Cut off the foot!

A. Ahmatova, "Hands pressed under a dark voile"
I shrugged my hands under a dark valley.
"Why are you pale today?"
Because I am so sad.
Drunk him drunk.

How will I forget? He walked out,
My mouth was painfully shaken.
I ran away, washing without touching.
I ran after him to the door.

I shouted and shouted: "A joke.
All that was. You go, I will die."
Smiled calmly and terribly.
And he said to me: "Do not stand on the wind"

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