My wife exploded my brain with the phrase:
Where is your favorite cottage?
Xxx: fuck so I like to sit for the compop drunk as the first time
XXX is fun.
Dialogue with Mom.
Why did we call the cat so stupid?
You know what you call the ship, so it will float. We called her Beautiful, and everyone thinks she is.
I cried for two minutes.
“Mom, I should have been called "Married".
ZigAnA: a friend is studying in medical, they have a fun announcement on February 14:" in honor of Valentine's Day, there will be a festive, indicative opening of brain injury" =))))))
On the weekend, a father glued a photo of Nisan X-Trail into his wish album. Yesterday he struck him.
News on marketgid.com - "Estonian athlete 9 months did not notice her pregnancy"!!! Who has pressures?! to
and ice:
In the new show "50 blondes" these same blondes will prove that they are not stupider than others... for this they will be divided into 7 groups and answer questions...
at our fault in the box with the router, the UPS is installed so harshly that when the electricity is cut off, it feeds the entire entrance ^_^
XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I am working
XXX: What are you doing?
yyy: I am studying a training guide for support
XXX: What is the benefit?
YYY: The It Crowd
Guest: So it turned out that today I cleaned my nose with my finger and something there seemed to be. My nails are not very long, but I have a little headache. Do you not think I could have damaged something in the head (for example, the brain)?
Doctor: Judging by the wording of your question, you’t get to the brain, because it’s difficult to get a finger through the nasal passages to an object the size of a walnut, securely hidden somewhere in the piercing area.
The Guest: Ham!
Guest quit from chat.
Well, it can only be in the Russian universe that the heat factory is not heated, the electricity is disconnected on the power factory, and the underground transition to the construction factory has been unbuilt for a year!
He threw a tree. No one seemed to have noticed me.
Elktrick in battle. Worth a female object and in the hands of "Linux for the teasers", smiled, well, I think, a good devacha, even a place to give up. I get up, she sits down, I look inside the book, Tomik lies...Donzova and she begins to read it greedy!!! to
I’ve never seen such a divorce from Amina.
c) Fallen Angel
How do I know if I voted or not?
Recently, the correspondent interviewed a deputy from the Yanukov opposition.
What do you think about Ukraine’s accession to NATO? Not literally, but
close to the text)
We are against. Can you imagine the former Soviet Union?
The Republic of Bla Bla Bla. To let us... bla bla bla. to
Ukraine is bla bla bla.
But the journalist seemed to have a sense of humor.
What do you think of the North Atlantic Alliance?
This is a completely different matter! We have always supported cooperation with
Them!
Afghanistan became the first country to recognize the independence of Kosovo.
The heroin manufacturer recognized the independence of the distributor.
I installed a fresh word. The helper is constantly interrupted. I hide. appear again. I hide, she goes out again. Now publishes: "You have hidden me several times in a row. Do you want to disconnect me altogether or hide it again?"Well, fuck, what am I playing with her in hiding?! to
Ladies and gentlemen moderators!
You once happened this: you kiss a red girl, neck, shoulders, go down, chest stomach... gently remove the trousers... And there is a member!!! So, this feeling arises when you hit your next advertising link. Think of
In the Czech Republic near the town of Cheb (Cheb) on the border with Germany unknown people stole a four-ton railway bridge.
No, in the course of the Czech Republic the most busy country...
[+] Kharkiv (21:11:59 17/02/2008)
I was in a coffee shop, then in a good place.
[+] Kharkiv (21:12:05 17/02/2008)
There were the Aztecs.
[+] Kharkiv (21:12:13 17/02/2008)
Minimum of 20 people
Lord_niteN (21:12:17 17/02/2008)
What decided
[+] Kharkiv (21:12:28 17/02/2008)
See them
[+] Khorchenko (21:13:01 17/02/2008)
Someone had a snail there, he was gifted: a vandalizer, a clist, some ikebana from shells, a matyuhalnik, in which they placed orders and other stuff.
Lord_niteN (21:13:16 17/02/2008)