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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1714
 16.02.2008
The building is being repaired. The house is hot and the house is hot. I live on the 7th floor. I have the window open... It is clear that the music at the same time (Rammstein) in the middle of the street)) knock in the window. Look, there is a guy: "Girl, and girl, can you put Engel album from 1997 that year?"
I: "Oh, please... No problem"
And the guy took it somewhere up on the wire...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1713
 16.02.2008
Ivanova: what is the vibrator of the hertz?? to
Alex: Am...I’m not special on female masturbation.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1712
 16.02.2008
KoKauHKa (16:26:51 14/02/2008)
Just brother after brother, and if I try to drive him out, he will cry.

Meatwad (16:27:06 14/02/2008)
How old is he?

KoKauHKa (16:27:23 14/02/2008)
and 24 =)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1711
 16.02.2008
Senya saw an announcement in the newspaper:

"Purification of the body from the intestines and vessels"
5 minutes to 5 minutes!!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1710
 16.02.2008
m0zg (19:57:34 2/02/2008)
and my guests came to me, so I will go, entertain them :) Well, we have everything easier, Russian watermelon, cucumbers, meat, potatoes ;)

m0zg (18:39:11 12/02/2008)
So we had fun :o

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1709
 15.02.2008
I'll know where you live, you'll be bad...Do it better to admin
8 What is a frog? Be an admin.
XXX I warned you.
That in 10 minutes I would be an admin and the main thing, with the same rights as a loser!
I know I don’t break up with words...I’ll find a knife.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1708
 15.02.2008
The theory read:
Emperor Claudius II issued an order which today we would call "ni-ni", to be more precise, that "young men, fit for military service, were not allowed to marry (between themselves!This had a negative impact on the general fighting spirit of the army.
A priest named Valentine went against the emperor and continued the wedding ceremonies for lovers (homosexual warriors), for which he was sentenced to death and became a saint posthumously. Valentine’s Day is a Catholic holiday. American homosexuals began celebrating this day in the 1970s, and it was on this day that they entered into the first official same-sex marriages.

With a celebration, youtuber.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1707
 15.02.2008
You can’t be so stupid!! to
All is possible now! 21st century in the courtyard.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1706
 15.02.2008
Interview with the film "Teleport":
Hear, you can do fun, throw an apple, then teleport and catch the same apple.
and ah. You can fuck the whole world, and he throws the apples.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1705
 15.02.2008
FaultcorE: (passing by the soap store) around soap in the shape of hearts, all have a consistent Valentine on the mind.
What should everybody have in mind? The elections? Soap in the form of a bear.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1704
 15.02.2008
Tohyun: I introduced the tueva fuck of these serialists! But for the first time I hear that the serial doesn’t come in!
Blondie, what should I do?? to
Tohyun: Hm, I am happy. Look to the left.
The Blonde: What?
Tohyun: Turn your head to the left. What you see
Tagged with: closet
Tohyin: Then the Left
The Blonde: The Wall
Tohyun : Oh!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1703
 15.02.2008
* xxx replenishes the calories lost during yesterday's battle with the green snake :)
<yyy> did he struggle with him yesterday?
<xxx> we have overcome it
<xxx> the current victory was given hard
<yyy> and we merged yesterday’s round...
<yyy> the opponent was much superior to us in collution
<xxx> well we acted wiser...we knocked off the smallest of the
<yyy> and we were immediately attacked by 2 large individuals...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1702
 15.02.2008
<VIDok> Interesting about a crab bear?
<mych> from Chernobyl
<Telegraf> has spotted rather that the chuburash has no close. Relativeship
<mych>..except for Genes, but that so..
<VIDok> and I'm wondering what the relationship Cheburaška with Genoa
<mych> well one - Chebufil, and the other - Genosek
<Maxx> =
<mych> that is. Both are multiplayer

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1701
 15.02.2008
He: Oh, we guys, we are terribly mysterious.
She: Ah, like a crossword. In the printing are sealed, and you are in Moscow. time goes by, and when you realize that the time has passed, the whole normal printing has already been captured.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1700
 15.02.2008
Animals are very similar to their owners. My cat looks crazy to me. Lenny, loves polygamy, eats where he sleeps and sleeps where he eats (near the compass). I caught him yesterday with a sludge. by Scuco! How does he know?! O.O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1699
 15.02.2008
Mary
How to make references in Word?

Thermostat
It’s simple, it’s done in a minute. to show?

Mary
I will try again myself...

Mary
Tired of fighting with Ward.
Show me how you make these links for a coin!

Thermostat
I am running :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1698
 15.02.2008
thy( 11:14 ) :
I do not consider you to be a terrible boredom, a lover of teaching and instructing in a tough form, a stranger stunned in the glands, a fruitful scatterer of socks and magazines, a generator of empty dirty dishes, etc. and etc.
I just love you.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1697
 15.02.2008
<Tapac> I'll give a case for PC without covers.. who needs it?? to
<Anja> is a worker?
<Tapac> o.o

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №1696
 15.02.2008
Henrietta
I can tell you exactly who will win the US presidential election.

Henrietta
The struggle mainly takes place between the first black president in history and the first female president in history.

Henrietta
Conditionally, the population of America can be divided into four groups: white man, white woman, black man and black woman.

Henrietta
We think logically. A black man votes for a black man, a black woman votes for a black man, a white woman votes for a white woman, and a white man votes for a black man rather than for any woman at all.

Henrietta
Three votes against one. Hillary has no chance.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1695
 15.02.2008
by 111:
I’ll ask you a silly question, be prepared.
by 111:
How many of them will be red, how many white, or all red, or all white?
by 222:
Do you have 20 times???? to

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