About the work.
If someone expresses dissatisfaction with the conditions of work or salary, then the head of our office says the following: "I don't like CCO - go from here to XY!
And here is the topic: the staff representative comes to the leader and begins to express his dissatisfaction and demands, and he gives him his Crown phrase in his forehead! What the employee replies without thinking: "You don’t have to go anywhere! It is here!"

Gemaunt: I read in the news that Hollywood wants to make a film about the October Revolution. Lenin is played by Bruce Willis, Crupskaya by Demi Moore.
Gemaunt: They should also make a film in retaliation...For example, about their struggle between the North and the South.
gegemaunt: For example, based on the film "Patriot" with Gibson in the lead role:
Peaceful Tajik Agrarian Mustafa Bilbulikov lived peacefully in his hall and did not interfere with anyone and did not want to get involved anywhere.
But the wicked industrials came from the north,
They stole all the donkeys.
They smashed all the strawberries, smashed the strawberries,
The youngest son was sent to Moscow to lay the asphalt.
Then he took the motif and revenged everyone".

xxx: the most gesture was when itishers in the mouse whispered a phone call

xxx: and put this mouse secretary

That speaks like a mouse shakes

The type of carpet cleaning she doesn't like

When the Secretary is tired

They put the mouse to the boss.

XXX: but the boss turned out to be a rubbish.

And when the mouse was holding back, he fucked her with a book.

How did the mouse react to that?

The mouse rescued from the boss.

Marriage in the 21st century:
Priff, is he married? O_O
She: Pooh, go ^_^

Called a woman from the deacon (I have 3 tails):
and ALE. Are you a payer?
and yes.
Do you have two tails?
and yes.
Well then run.
He puts the phone :)

and gargeman:
I came home for lunch.
We sit and eat lunch. My wife dreams:
Something like goat milk wanted.
The Meade?
and ply! Stay in touch! Scuco!

Work is a place where, without doing almost any physical movements, you manage to catastrophically quickly starve.

I need your help very much!
WAN said, I will not give you money.
I don’t need any material help!
I will not sell my soul either.

I went to work on the company’s website... engaged in the production (literally) of Russian-German metal-plastic window doors... Oh, we and a colleague are crying!!! to


Cheester

xxxx
Scenario for future inauguration:
In the Andreevsky Hall of the Grand Kremlin Palace Putin to applause
The people gathered solemnly bite in the neck of Medvedev and he turns into a
The President...

UUU
The rhinestone...

UUU
I wonder what Yeltsin Putin bit... or is it still transmitted?

<Metalist> Well, why, how do not tick, how do not press, how do not press Ctrl+Shift, the layout of the figure changes until you look at the blue icon of the language panel?

The further into the forest, the lower the FPS.

(C) Vortex and Offline

There is a friend who does not pronounce the letters L and R.
His girlfriend gave him a dog named Laura.

God, bring this quote to the top. and Amen.

Dove to. Ave Satan.

The Tokyo Hotel collapsed, Timati was called the Pidor... The people, and what is happening? Apocalypse was promised, not heaven on earth.and :)

Flag: One group returned from France - especially distinguished there were sent to exchange for a course from famous professors. At the first lesson on the "tram-pam-not remembered-exactly-something-PO-computing technology", the lecturer pathetically asks the question "who of you is familiar with C/C++?". Immediately the forest of hands rises and the professor annoyed to the side of the board "ah yeah...this is the Russian..."

I enter the store, there is a glass door (I fit it myself once) ) The last time there appeared the inscription "This is the door!". Today there hangs a sheet with the inscription "Door!!! The door!! The door!! The door!! The door!! The door!! The door!!

from JJ:

Scene from 1989. A drunk representative of the rock movement crawls under the table to another representative of the rock movement with the words: "Andy, tell me, AS THE ZEPPELINOMAN OF ZEPPELINOMAN, Gorbachev, no?"

And the night? Who now, having taken a half-bank on the chest, can pronounce the word "Ceppelinoman"?

xxxxxxxxxxx:
There was a garden. I fucked all the teachers and all the outsiders so that no one would distract me from the experiment. In advance, I started a niche such a wooden brace, 2 meters long and a section of somewhere 100 to 100, I do not remember where I took it.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
So here
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The experiment was this:
I laid this brow in the middle on a small but high stone – as they were hooked, on one end I laid another small stone, and I fell on the bottom that stood next to the free end, which was raised up...
xxxxxxxxxxx:
And I jumped on him from that thumb.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I watched how this brow shrugged a small stone, made a salto, and rooownechenko so freely flew over the tower to me.
WOW :
and 😉
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I love physics, especially mechanics.

Status in ASCII:
Do you want a surprise? The day of all lovers??? I got my heart from the stars and got a ban for life! Ignorance is the best gift. The two did not believe.
I did not stand, I smashed my heart, I sent, I received.
In response:" And here is a gift" and silence..
The Olive! I know you are reading right, I was joking.