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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1094
 21.01.2008
It is good that he was born a man (beer, girls, compasses), and if he was born a dog, he would lick eggs and rejoice.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1093
 21.01.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:

Did you know Victor wanted to commit suicide?
he went on the car to crash, and then it broke, and they and Roma pushed her all night.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1092
 21.01.2008
Some left man (xxx) in aska knocks:

You are that, type.
xxxx is it?
Everything is real =)
XXX is clean, right?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
Do you need a friend by chance?
XXX: I can
Something I feel lonely about, Shoppers. There is no time to spend with anyone in the evening.
No thank you =)
xxx: well, I am in the sense of "friend", and not in the sense of "friend aka homosiina"
yyy: aa, no hope anyway
XXX is sorry
YYY: Don’t worry
XXX: I hold on.
xxx: thank you

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1091
 21.01.2008
xxx: I can't get rid of you
YYY :?? to
Menta told me not to drink again when I woke up with them.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1090
 21.01.2008
XXX is
> weakness
Did you say something in Romanian?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1089
 21.01.2008
The Lightning!
Kazan, driver 2112-silver-g/n e446eo/16rus rare gondon!
You will not give in to the pedestrians on the zebra again! On their green light!
I hope you are fucking fucking!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1088
 21.01.2008
Not so long ago,
The deputy director (BLONDINKO) approaches the Xerox, wears sunglasses, takes the Xerox, removes the glasses and goes to himself, a long silence after which the entire office is under the table.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1087
 21.01.2008
Slamty (22:56:41 16/01/2008)
And today, I fell asleep... I fell asleep... Mom came from work at five and woke up...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1086
 21.01.2008
Wedding (00:03:18 11/01/2008)
I will still command you.
michael (00:04:02 11/01/2008)
No, you will not...
michael (00:04:14 11/01/2008)
You will wash my socks!
Wedding (00:04:25 11/01/2008)
No to!!! to
myha (00:05:18 11/01/2008)
You will!
myha (00:05:26 11/01/2008)
And to cook ;)
myha (00:05:41 11/01/2008)
And to bring shoes 😉
myha (00:05:54 11/01/2008)
I will fuck you.
Wedding (00:06:01 11/01/2008)
Okay, electric first you buy me a ring with an Emerald)))
myha (00:07:20 11/01/2008)
The shoes are cancelled 😉

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1085
 21.01.2008
Stirling (22:56:47 16/01/2008)
Did not be fired?

H9HbKA (22:57:03 16/01/2008)
No, I succeeded in it.)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1084
 21.01.2008
1: You are good.
2:church, in the fallout such replicas are given by people with an intellect of 3-6 out of ten)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1083
 21.01.2008
CKY (23:38:41 14/01/2008)
You look like an angel a hundred times more.
marr.Y.am (23:39:19 14/01/2008)
What is?
CKY (23:40:55 14/01/2008)
All eyes, all eyes, all eyes, all eyes

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1082
 21.01.2008
by Sonne:
Help me, help me plz!! to

by Christina:
Household...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1081
 21.01.2008
[23:44:56] <xxx> yyy, need help in the field of photoshop, you seem to be scratching
[23:45:25] <yyy> I tremble do not bother
[23:45:25] <zzz> I can help
[23:45:36] <xxx> : ))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1080
 21.01.2008
xxx (14:48:40 17/01/2008)
I’ve never put more than half a penny [...]

zzz (14:53:57 17/01/2008)

The Zidane! Even if your aunt calls you.

xxx (14:54:13 17/01/2008)
What did you think??? I am a Babel!

xxx (14:54:16 17/01/2008)
Thief, balloon 0_o

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1079
 21.01.2008
O great and mighty, evil, evil case!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1078
 21.01.2008
X#i is not a computer scientist if he has not burned at least a couple of comps in his career!
I’ve heard something similar about doctors.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1077
 21.01.2008
Interestingly, I have only thought to plug the phone in a condom so that you can lie in the bathroom to talk in the bathtub and not be afraid that it will be wet?Sorry still that there is no such condom so that the notebook fits...Eclipse

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1076
 21.01.2008
From comments on the site:
The car was not to be sold to the French, but to Steve Jobs. Now, the whole world would ride the silver nine Zyguli with an apple on the hood.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №1075
 21.01.2008
Only the Russians when the screw hangs, but there is a window that can be moved start drawing through this window

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