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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №2094
 29.02.2008
What do you feel when a member enters you?
I feel like a member is in me.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №2093
 29.02.2008
HHH
I like the inscription in the bus on the cabin not to run as if the passengers are running here arranging who will get to the driver faster.

HHH
And the driver hangs the inscription of the driver's hands not to touch everything connected to each other ran to the touch escaped.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №2092
 29.02.2008
She: and how much more you want a girl, the higher it gets?
He is AHA. and if after a long abstinence, the beginning stands up vertically, and then the sunshine begins to spin :D

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №2091
 29.02.2008
From Forum
The girl of one nick - "The girl with the taste of intrigue"..... I don't know I don't know, judging by the photos - it is "The girl with the smell of dullness"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №2090
 29.02.2008
Collective sleep at the workplace strengthens corporate spirit!

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №2089
 29.02.2008
and Macho:
I know the joy of mining at 100 km/h. :)

and Macho:
Shit, this is dangerous.
I had to stop :)

The Horse:
Are you afraid to bite? :D
:D :D :D :D :D

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №2088
 28.02.2008
[No ChAnCe^^] (16:03:33 25/02/2008)
Go to the salary with me?
LoVeLy_4IkA (16:04:05 25/02/2008)
I have a lot of babies, 2 big eyes on my chest... I am afraid
[No ChAnCe^^] (16:04:33 25/02/2008)
This is so cute XD

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №2087
 28.02.2008
Boris, with the smell of you!! to
I love you, Scuco Kisa))

People, 20 years is a year - this is a time. February 29th is two. That is, it celebrates it once every four years and this year is exactly such a day. Say hello if it’s not difficult. It is a very good beer.) Bring it to the top. Make the guy pleasant.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №2086
 28.02.2008
by Cresto [13:46]
Yesterday, the menta on the beetle was brought home.

Brothers and Sisters [13:47]
Is it so?

by Cresto [13:48]
There was no transit, we stood at a stop. I and two more. on the road eats a beetle one scared stood near the road, raised his hand...
by Cresto [13:49]
Here, Herak Bobik brakes... he walks into the car and grits, guys, we will eat for 10 rails to the house?
Brothers and Sisters [13:49]
You have a good mouth ? ?
by Cresto [13:49]
They looked at each other, “Let’s eat!”
We fall into the car...
by Cresto [13:50]
I squeezed from the side of the shob not to breathe on them... I sit quietly, silent.
by Cresto [13:50]
And it is a miracle that he voted... well not to sit on him... he’s back to minds again: Men and wrestle flashes...
by Cresto [13:50]
No, we don’t chew...
by Cresto [13:51]
I will give you 10 ra...
by Cresto [13:51]
In counting us as frayers... in the night Gomel... in a bowl... with flashes... until the very entrance.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №2085
 28.02.2008
XXX: I have forgotten how it happened. Dima hasn't kissed me for 2 years, only fucked

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №2084
 28.02.2008
I’ll put it in your nose!
He: And I’m in your mouth.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №2083
 28.02.2008
Denlookh
Here who on the forum Blackmores found the Gothic called the answer delighted
Denlookh
YES, gentlemen, Richie Blackmore began his Gothic career with the Thro-Gothic team "Deep Purple", their Gothic songs popularity, especially "Smoking on Water", which tells about the difficult fate of swimmers-goods, with bad habits... and "Fire Ball", about a n-level magician specializing in the magic of fire.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №2082
 28.02.2008
Previous: We recently had a snowfall here. In the courtyard, tractors grabbed snow into a large pile... under the windows of the office...
History of:
Would you see the lawyer’s fainting face when 1C proger shouted “Elvis left the building” and jumped out of the second floor.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №2081
 28.02.2008
I read with suspicion the application from the Supporter:
"Customer does not pin the prostitute"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №2080
 28.02.2008
My computer smokes.
IgorFS o_o
by IgorFS)
Tiger is OK
IgorFS and cut fast
IgorFS still has something to cut.
TigerS Igor I work in the SC))) it is a client computer)))
by Igor :D
IgorFS then video

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №2079
 28.02.2008
XXX is
There is so much good and beautiful in this world! = = )

YYY
For example?

XXX is
Well... the smiles of children, the love of friends, your interests... the business you do... love after all))))))

XXX is
but here is the shit... children have not smiled to me for a long time, friends - only if necessary, I have not been interested in anything for a long time, the matter has been covered with a copper basin, and love is not mutual... and fucking it is all in the mouth, life is shit :((

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №2078
 28.02.2008
XXX is
Are you happy with what you are sitting for?

YYYY
A pretty old compound "jopa chair"

XXX is
Connect is reliable.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №2077
 28.02.2008
from WoWa on the Shadowmoon server

xxx: Hello, how many people on this server?
YYY: Few of you...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №2076
 28.02.2008
Knee: cool to heat ice cream on the battery)))))
Red Mixser: yeah yeah yeah, I think you’ll keep it in the refrigerator.
It is not your knee ?
I like the ice cream ?
Red Mixser: slipping from the battery

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №2075
 28.02.2008
XXX is
How to say in English " came ppz"?

Nikita P.
Anushka has spilled the oil!

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