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[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №634
 31.12.2007
Night Muse: in my opinion, the most gemor with distinct princes and principalities, i.e. fragmentation
DimaS: It’s a shit.
The Night Muse. At first he was sitting there, but then he was expelled, then his cousin was sitting there on the line of his mother...the giga, in short, Santa Barbara rests.
DimaS: DOM2)))))
Night Muse: The Prince's Table 2: Build Your Destiny

[ + 161 - ] Comment quote №633
 31.12.2007
Conversation with Mom:
Go clean up so that when I come back it will be clean. Close up all your dwarfs, let them help.
Do you see them too?
I feel like I am burning...

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №632
 31.12.2007
The parents realized what shit was waiting for their apartment at the NH at the moment when they saw that four days before their departure, I was thoroughly purchasing mineral water.

[ + 125 - ] Comment quote №631
 31.12.2007
Finn (14:17:27 31/10/2007)
What are you doing?
Lilya (14:17:56 31/10/2007)
The boss ordered one thing to do.
Finn (14:18:25 31/10/2007)
The secret?
Lilya (14:18:46 31/10/2007)
Until I do, I will not say.
Finn (14:18:59 31/10/2007)
Your mouth is busy?
Lilly Offline

[ + 139 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №630
 31.12.2007
wood
Good afternoon Alexey, like the head?and :)

Zulu
Hi, I did not understand the question.)

wood
You know, I understand that we are linked only a small project, and I can't blame you for anything, but still :)

Zulu
mm read the histories, in the last message you asked to unsubscribe for soap, I already sent a letter, I will not understand you.

wood
What did you drink yesterday? read the story when you enter Windows :)

Zulu
Eee, the beer drank) Truth about 3.14 liters :-[ ] And winoves here and what?)

wood
Well you can understand, when you 2 times in a row mistaken by the window, writing to me, I quote:"is the same way in a speed coder))",and later:"indus impotent)You on the rice plantations to cheat all your life and not to code) computer company "Perdoplastics"Nah))";;

Zulu
...

Zulu
I have the habit of reading messages in pop-ups, and answering them in the current open, I apologize :-[

wood
:)it's nothing,but when you started with admiration to tell about the fact that you launched XP in Parallels Workstation ONLY in order to launch qip ONLY because you can set up a status picture in it - a clarification,and really,I noticed this clarification later with the comment "I've not put up in leopard coftan".And then I started to doubt the adequacy of Ukrainian testers:)

Zulu
Good luck to your project :D

[ + 214 - ] Comment quote №629
 31.12.2007
X: Is your husband there next door?
Y: He’s been up for 20 minutes.
X in the meaning?
y: In the sense, I turned my ass to the Fayan modem and pinched the sewage... but why does it seem to me that it hangs =(

[ + 158 - ] Comment quote №628
 31.12.2007
The classmate asked to break the screw, came, broke, at the same time put Radmin, that then to chase....Call, Mr. Myrtle does not go, come to install...I fell, Mr. Ru, just wrestle the computer....She rubs, I adjust, girl in shock....Speaks you like, and I take and crack:"there is a proga ta, she finds a problem and will destroy..."
I come to school the next day, half of the high school is already waiting for me....And everything is like one:"Set up and me..."
It is Megabogg!!I have now even a class computer under control...and almost 120GB of...

[ + 121 - ] Comment quote №627
 30.12.2007
Jazz is
Status: Fuck you, fuck you fired.

Kaaz
You know, your status and the birthday ball next to him do not match.

Jazz is
It’s not a ball, it’s Gandalf and it symbolizes my director.

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №626
 30.12.2007
Nelly :
Yesterday, we saw Windows Vista on the window in the Epoch store. When I started pointing my finger at her and roasting the boys, the sellers turned red and began to shout: "It's not us, it's our boss fool."

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №625
 30.12.2007
The VKontakte Group:
The club admired by the talent and beauty of the soloist of the group Tokio hotel Bella Kaulitz.

[ + 117 - ] Comment quote №624
 30.12.2007
XXX: Who are you working for?
YYY: dick, odminom
Where do you get the new weather? Are the goods paid?
YYY: So I play actively on the stock market
XXX: Do you work on FIG?
YYY: You know, one old Jew said, “If I were a king, I would have lived better than the king. I’d have a little more!"

[ + 131 - ] Comment quote №623
 30.12.2007
Happ, where can I put the files?
Yippidy yi yi yi yippity yay.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! In the ifolder hall!!! to

[ + 152 - ] Comment quote №622
 30.12.2007
Tanya
How was the morning?

Igor
It is disgusting! Considering that you broke your leg in the morning, two hours before the start and all the aunts refused to play snowmen!

Igor
I pulled the little boy out of the house, forced our florist to work on him.

Tanya
It must have been a beautiful girl! You have a thin...

Igor
Yes it is nice. Just read what the first-class wishes of Santa Claus. by Fuck! Every second fool writes: "Father Christmas, turn the Snowmen back into a girl, or she says that her eggs are frozen in such a pale half-sleeve."

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №621
 29.12.2007
[14:10:26] <northonika.> Bad_Rabbit: now there was a crowd of students, a man ten, singing with an unstructured male choir "the idea of soldiers on the gooorood..." I am in tears of you)

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №620
 29.12.2007
xxx is.
This weekend will be a new year.

YYYYY
Stop in these???? to

xxx is.
Good morning!

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №619
 29.12.2007
XXX: The protection of the course?
XXX is no. I will not protect her!
XXX: Let it run out!

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №618
 29.12.2007
I am running home today. In my head 1 thought is to bring those 3 beers that I have in the toilet without splashing. In the mouth a chewing machine, in the hand the key from the apartment. Running through the 4th floor, I am on the 5th, splashing a gum in my hand and throwing to run into the window opened on the stairs and... dancing under the door with the gum in my hand slowly catching what it was there behind the window.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №617
 29.12.2007
Cheburashechka
by zd :)


Mbishko
Hi to)


Cheburashechka
How is it?


Mbishko
It’s soft and soft, and yours?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №616
 29.12.2007
Timus sits and looks closely at the cat who bites the rooster going to the comp.
<+MARIWA> timus: this is cut off from the net. is verified.
Timus Quit (Ping timeout)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №615
 29.12.2007
Preparing for Philosophy.
From the net texts.
In the word, almost all sentences are highlighted in green - "possible sentence not agreed" and "the sentence is long and possibly difficult to understand";

I sit down and think, fucking why nobody told the authors of these texts :*(

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