Zero is
I looked at the spell...
Carroch was unspeakably surprised - discovered many, many days ago...

Zero is
A prize for the new year.

Zero is
Or they are so washing the butterflies - this session, the people will take them back to the teachings all the way.

Order on reorganization of employee mailboxes
The size of the mailbox on the server should not exceed 200MB.

Sawyer
I will delete all work mail, orders, etc. and leave the face.
Sawyer
Then I will send them all, saying that I have neither seen nor received orders.
Sawyer
Smoking in the office.
Sawyer
Parking at the entrance.
Sawyer
Let all strangers through magnetic doors.

Kpecm: Hi, the hair starts?
Azazello: Hi, this is my Anti-Spam control. If you would like to chat with me then please give the right answer to the following simple question. What is the name of our planet? English please. thank you.
Kpecm: The ground
Kpecm: Ground
Kpecm: The Earth
Category: Zemlya
Kpecm: You are what you sell.

ZloYXP: Protection of the roulette...
From work I went to the supermarket, to buy food.I had a leather wallet through my shoulder on the belt, I did not give it to the storage chamber.Well, and a suit, a collar, a coat, etc. I went from a meeting with clients...
I bought thousands for four and a half large packs.I go out of the box office, the car in front of the entrance almost, I put the packs, I pick up the signal, the car (AUDI A6) automatically starts.There are 2 guards and an administrator (girl).Dialogue:
Give me your bag!
Q: What can you steal from it?The people gathered...
You can take a little in them!
That’s a fish, right?Smiles around and laughter.
No, small bottles of vodka!
I: I’m like a man who is going to drink a small bottle of vodka!!???? to
Only I remained on my feet, the rest just died of laughter.

The fact that we are now adults is a bit of a shit compared to the fact that we are now adults.

terrorist site using the latest development in the field of weapons - the button "and next?During two days, a student was detained.

HHH: And I generally have a lick in the most unfortunate moments.
xxx: you sit in front of the client, one uncomfortable movement and a characteristic click
Women smile with understanding, but men forget what they said

from when people see a photo of a calf with large breasts, orte, photoshop.

And when they look at a movie with a breasty girl, nobody cheers the hell prime minister.

Have you ever wanted to get a tattoo?

My body is a temple
No tattoos, piercings and pedicures

XXX: What does this have to do?

My ass is also a temple.

The boss gave...

How it was in childhood! Modem... This is a modulator demodulator... and all!!! And now: a splitter, a clit... Although not... a clitoris – it was.

There is no snow and it is wet. At night, the frost begins.
So here, when I was well loaded on the new smooth asphalt, I understood why in the sovka were built "bad and uneven roads."))

Dialogue in the kitchen:

Blonde girlfriend: Eugene, you just don’t laugh, I’m really interested in it!
I: I will stand, urinate!
She: When do you cuddle you have a whistle on your foot lying or failing to the toilet?
If we desire, we will push.
She (still very seriously): That is, you can even write sitting down?
I feel like I’m dying: Aaaah!
She (attention, culmination of the event): If you can sit, why are you standing and writing?? to
The curtain falls, too.

... here I wonder if you come to the philosophy exam smoked-it will be considered as doping or sparkling??? O-
O O O

Yesterday I get a book from the seller, the layout of which I personally created for a gift, I begin to jump from joy when I see beautiful glossy pages and excellent quality of work with the screams: "Urrah! I will die of happiness now!"
For what kind of goods the seller issues:" Money first pay..."
by Rokka

#Linux
<unhack Áthapda> ladies and gentlemen
<unhack Áthapda> call me in 20 minutes
<unhack Áthapda> I want to sleep a little and I don’t want to go through the stop

Mountains
Help me find the tattoo sketches!
by Alik23ru
There is an Encyclopedia of Tattoos, but weighs about 450 meters..........)))
Voice for picture
There is such an encyclopedia.Hunted"Raspisny"weighs 60 kilograms.Loves vodka and chewing.

Q: And... can we not drink beer or something else for the girls?
For a long time, there have been no cultural events.
WOW: You wanted to say, buy a bottle, eat and talk about computers, sows, and that a girl has surrendered to the programmer!? to

Only in Russia could the news appear:
"How to extinguish the New Year's tree - recommendations of the Emergency Committee"

The Bionet:
by Scuco! Here is the brake! I walk past the table (I went for mayonnaise), I look at mayonnaise and think: “Nishtiya!” Do not go into the refrigerator!". I walk past it, open the refrigerator, tap and think, where is this scratched mayonnaise?! to

Firefox is good with Yandex.Bar
And also, with Yandex.Blackjack and Yandex.Hornets